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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:11 pm

My wife has very large feet for a woman. Size 12.5 to be exact (10.5-11 male equivalent). She's been looking around for socks to wear at work but couldn't find any her size in any of the women's sections she went to, so she eventually broke down and visited the men's section and was pleased to find an assortment of colorfully-designed men's socks to wear. She showed them to me when she got home and said "Thank God for gay men." I chuckled.
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:13 pm

Was against pink dreds shirts till I realized I look fabulous in them.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:13 pm

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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:15 pm

For the record I've been known to wear pink and light blue dress shirts on a weekly basis. I guess that makes me metrosexual.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:17 pm

Don't mention your wife's tranny feet around the [Fires of Salvation]
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:20 pm

My wife has very large feet for a woman. Size 12.5 to be exact (10.5-11 male equivalent). She's been looking around for socks to wear at work but couldn't find any her size in any of the women's sections she went to, so she eventually broke down and visited the men's section and was pleased to find an assortment of colorfully-designed men's socks to wear. She showed them to me when she got home and said "Thank God for gay men." I chuckled.
I have no idea why most straight men can't seem to dress themselves, and even those that can do a passable job still fail to have fun
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I'm straight and I have solved the straight man's dilemma of dressing themselves. I only wear black (with the exception of a few pair of blue jeans). Black goes with everything so it's hard to fuck that up. I copied Einstein when I bought my work clothes, for example. I snagged 8 black polos, 5 pair of black jeans, 3 pair of black pants, and a ton of black t-shirts and socks. Also, all of my shoes are black. I'm not Gothic, just practical.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:21 pm

I just wear jeans with everything.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:22 pm

And I always look good. :cool:


But not as good as red in a pair of tight jeans. :unibrow:
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:23 pm

I also dress primarily with dark colors, since I'm fair skinned. I look like a ghost when I wear anything lighter than gray.
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Postby Platypus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:26 pm

Khaospawn knows how it's done.

I only buy the same black jeans year after year. And I almost only have band t-shirts. I've diversified my t-shirt collection a bit lately, I have burgundy one, and a few gray ones, non-band t-shirts even. And hoodies...gray ones, except for one black Biffy Clyro one.

Buying clothes is boring, except when it's new band t-shirts.
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:27 pm

For the record I've been known to wear pink and light blue dress shirts on a weekly basis. I guess that makes me metrosexual.
Oh, so what products are you using in your hair?
I'm black, so whatever you can find in the "ethnic needs" section of your local commissary :teach:
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Beatdown is hard, though.

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Postby Valdarith » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:31 pm

Val, moment of honesty here - are you and your wife sasquaches?
Probably. I'm pretty hairy and my wife has to shave her legs more than most women so I guess that's a yes. She doesn't have a lot of peach fuzz though so that's good.
For the record I've been known to wear pink and light blue dress shirts on a weekly basis. I guess that makes me metrosexual.
Oh, so what products are you using in your hair?
Whatever my wife is using.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:34 pm

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Postby windstrider » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:36 pm

I do not own a white dress shirt. All of my work shirts are red, blue, black, or grey. Unlike most men, I actually do not mind wearing a tie. Of course, mine have dragons, hieroglyphs, griffins, celtic patterns from the Book of Kells, or Spider-man on them. And I adore my Egyptian scarab cufflinks and tie clip.

I like to have fun with my outfits. My wife calls me a peacock sometimes.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:44 pm

Let me see your peacock-cock-cock. Your peacock-cock-cock.


Dammit, it's in my head again. :gonk:
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:44 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
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Postby Purp » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:58 pm

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:16 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:25 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:26 pm

Oh, so what products are you using in your hair?
American Crew light hold gel.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:28 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
Apparently I look so much like Mike Patton that I just uploaded a picture of him to my Facebook and I'll bet you cash money my own mother doesn't notice it isn't me.
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Postby Alex » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:19 pm

I look like Hard Gay with hair.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:29 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
Apparently I look so much like Mike Patton that I just uploaded a picture of him to my Facebook
and I'll bet you cash money my own mother doesn't notice it isn't me.
This says more about your mom than your looks

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Postby Valdarith » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:31 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
I can't help but wonder if this is an obscure Happy Gilmore reference.
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Postby Purp » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:34 pm

Yes.
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Postby Purp » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:34 pm

Yes.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:57 pm

God Mike Patton and I have the same color hair. The resemblance stops there.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:59 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
I can't help but wonder if this is an obscure Happy Gilmore reference.[/quote:
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I was hoping somebody would catch that. Yes, it is. But Billy Corgan did briefly have one. It was like his "fat Elvis" phase.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:59 pm

We're both white too, I suppose that counts as a resemblance as well.
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:07 pm

I look like Hard Gay with hair.
I'll show you Hard Gay!
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:09 pm

I prefer my gay soft.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:09 pm

And supple.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:10 pm

And supple flaccid.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:15 pm

I also imagined ham wearing all black and I decided that he looks like Billy Corgan.
Nearly! I have a beard though.
Billy Corgan did have a beard.
Aww, I've just now seen this! We missed another chance at Ham Khaos 90s pop culture spam hour
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:37 pm

Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come get me!

Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come get me!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!
Come, a-come get me!

Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon Ball Z!
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:37 pm

Last night was spent productively.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:38 pm

Watching Dragonball Z?
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:41 pm

Kaaaaaaaa


Meeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:41 pm

Now I have to dig up my copy of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, or just pirate it (I paid for it once {in 1996}, so is it really piracy?).
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:45 pm

Watching Dragonball Z?
And eating ice cream.
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