Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Checkbox]

You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

[iamabadman]

You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

shut up meg

[Kazekirimaru]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Echoing everyone else, why do you care? You're leaving the site, remember?

Hasn't he been leaving the site for like, five months now? I thought that was just part of his schtick.

[Checkbox]

You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

shut up meg

That's got to be an upgrade from whatever I was before.

[Col. Khaddafi]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Echoing everyone else, why do you care? You're leaving the site, remember?

Hasn't he been leaving the site for like, five months now? I thought that was just part of his schtick.

We actually only hear from him when he's telling us he's leaving.

He's
like Schrödingers cat, he is on the site/leaving the site at the same time, its a classic case of quantum entanglement.

[Tom Servo]

quantum fucktard

[Checkbox]

quantum-plegic

[Kaitscralt]

let's hack some accounts

[Pendulum]

lolpopcorn
A little raid music for Onar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

[Thrillho]

i know onar's passive aggression is just absolutely riveting but what's even more interesting is i stayed up until 3 am scouring my bulk rtr block and m14 commons for goodstuff and leaving the chaff for sale to scg or whatever other large event venue i wind up at that buys bulk, as well as going through and pulling all rules cards and basic lands (since i know they are worth more than a bulk rate). i realized i need to do this with all of the innistrad block boxes i have at my parents' house and although i don't want to spend another 5 hours doing that, i feel like it'll be more interesting. then again, i may be misremembering how interesting the commons from innistrad block were.

[Pendulum]

Death by muppet must be a terrible way to go.

[Thrillho]

i pulled some pretty dank shit out of those boxes, too. i don't want someone secretly finding $40 when no one has any copies of Aereal Predation after the card breaks out and there's collective amnesia that Plummet still exists because i didn't pull plummet.

[Thrillho]

on the other hand, when guildgates inevitably go up to more than $0.05 a copy i'm going to back stroke through my money silo.

[rezombad]

That doesnt sound interesting at all

[Thrillho]

i may have to go through the cards i pulled and pair them down a bit. grabbing giant growth may have been a bit loose even if the card has seen non-zero play in the current standard and block formats. 97% sure rubblebelt makka and the 3/2 bloodrush are better because who the fuck blocks anymore.

[Thrillho]

That doesnt sound interesting at all

stardust find me that image of mcbane doing stand up comedy saying "that's the joke" with bold impact font overlaid that says "that's the joke"

[Pendulum]

I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.

[Thrillho]

i had an 800-count box of just rules inserts. not even token cards. just rules inserts.

[Pendulum]

[Thrillho]

I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.

i'm not complaining, just retelling the ins and outs of my rom-com hilarity of a night spent organizing 18 boxes of commons into their value-based-component parts. my only complaint was i was so "in the zone" of organizing things and was so invested in LSV's worlds commentary that i wound up staying up until 3 AM and
was such a zombie that i thought my right hand was developing carpel tunnel.

[Thrillho]

hey you're not stardust, impostor.

[Thrillho]

i pulled the 1cc populate sorcery because i feel like 1 mana to copy literally any token seems like an effect that if it ever becomes relevant would be huge and there's little actual work that needs doing to do such a thing

does anyone have any other recommendations for cards i should just dive back into all the shit i organized and look for that i may have missed

[Thrillho]

i'm not sure why i pulled cancel. even if i left them in there's an almost 0% chance a store is going to just go absolutely wild off of the value i vomited.

[Thrillho]

maybe tonight when i am inevitably not on drugs because i don't do drugs i will organize the cards i pulled by color.

[Thrillho]

madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block

[Kaitscralt]

I hope Pendulum is reincarnated as a pitbull that bites someone.

[Kaitscralt]

madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block

I DON'T KNOWBRO!

[Kaitscralt]

I just won round 1 of a 64 person M14 release draft with a shitty UG deck, how can you expect me to know anything

[rezombad]

I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.

The judge can fine you for inappropriate language. One of my teachers in high school received a $100 fine for calling his ex wife a cunt. Female judge though YMMV.

[Kaitscralt]

Remember when someone told us that Colossal Whale wasn't good in Limited and we told them they were fucking stupid

[Thrillho]

madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block

I DON'T KNOWBRO!

you're useless to me.

[Thrillho]

I just won round 1 of a 64 person M14 release draft with a shitty UG deck, how can you expect me to know anything

the last 2 months of my magic playing life were winning drafts with shitty UG decks so don't even

[Thrillho]

i'm glad that in my delirious haze i remembered what celestial whatever and llanowar not llanowar looked like but why do i have all of these acts of treason.

[Checkbox]

i may have to go through the cards i pulled and pair them down a bit. grabbing giant growth may have been a bit loose even if the card has seen non-zero play in the current standard and block formats. 97% sure rubblebelt makka and the 3/2 bloodrush are better because who the fuck blocks anymore.

i collect giant growth give me all of them

[Checkbox]

onar is our act of treason

[Col. Khaddafi]

Seriously screw the dog.

There's a dog who killed a children here and there was like drama for months about how it was someone else's fault for leaving the dog unnatended with the children and the dog felt threatened and then the judge told to put down the dog and there was drama from all hippies/sters and even the dog owner who was a neighbor who had left the dog across his house while he was doing some errands told people he was a good dog, he must have felt threatened but he is a good dog.

Because people were fed of the drama they handled the dog to a animal care association and they named the dog Mandela.

[Col. Khaddafi]

The ultimate, impossible troll

[Kaitscralt]

The one that Pendulum is dealing with is named Magumbo

[Col. Khaddafi]

http://www.ionline.pt/artigos/portugal/ ... pecialista

Ĩf I ever buy a pitbull I'm gonna name it mandela or ghandi too.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Pitbulls shouldn't even be bred, they have small cranial space and their brain doesn't fit so they're crazy like shit all the time.

They should all be slaughtered.