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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:34 am

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts
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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

She's a woman
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:36 am

haha women
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:38 am

haha women
This one's funnier than you are.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:43 am

I'M A CHANGED MAN
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:44 am

Barely.

:D
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:44 am

I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
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Postby Tom Servo » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:45 am

boom
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:46 am

roasted
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:47 am

I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
I wish you'd take your better human, spin him around a few times...

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let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:47 am

I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
I wish you'd take your better human, spin him around a few times...

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Don't strain yourself with the comebacks, boxxy. You're approaching third-grade level.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:48 am

Man, shit's gotten brutal towards boxxy.

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:49 am

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I wish you'd change into a better human.
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Don't strain yourself with the
comebacks, boxxy. You're approaching third-grade level.
Fuck you, The Office (US) is awesome.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:49 am

As far as The Office (UK), I have no opinion.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:52 am

UK's sense of humor as a whole is too different for me to understand 75% of their jokes.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:54 am

Man, shit's gotten brutal towards boxxy.

:hug:
Oh, I merely jest.

I love all boxes.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:54 am

What about Manders' Box?
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:55 am

Oh, it wasn't just directed at you, Kaze. You're the mildest of the brutes.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:56 am

its ok, I'm not the boxxiest of the boxes anymore
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:56 am

What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool. :p
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:57 am

What about Manders' Box?
People still use that word that way these days? Huh.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:58 am

What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool. :p
:nobanana:
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:00 am

What about Manders' Box?
People still use that word that way these days? Huh.
Yeah, lame-o's like Checkbox do.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:00 am

What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool. :p
:nobanana:
Leave my box outta shit, then! :hug:
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:01 am

I've never liked that euphemism.

I've never encountered one that even remotely resembled a box.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:05 am

Its a box because you put stuff inside of it.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:05 am

Like a box.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:06 am

I wonder what the euphimistic-equivalent to "checking" someone's box becomes under this analogy...
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:06 am

Right?!

So, I just learned that Michael Bay got his hands on the TMNT franchise, is making a new movie with Megan Fox as April O'Neill, and that the turtles are going to be alien creatures, not radioactive turtles.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:08 am

This is something nerds have been raging about for months.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am

Eh, so I'm late to the party?! Big deal.

It's still infuriating!!!
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am

Megan Fox is an untalented whore.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am

And the turtles are NOT. FUCKING. ALIENS.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am

I hate you, Michael Bay.
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Postby Tom Servo » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:11 am

Megan Fox... whore.
Go on
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:13 am

Megan Fox... whore.
Go on
:rofl:
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Postby Tom Servo » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:17 am

And the turtles are NOT. FUCKING. ALIENS.
megan fox.jpg
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:22 am

wait Michael bay is still alive?
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:23 am

wait Michael bay is still alive?
Apparently, and he's not done fucking. Shit. Up.
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Postby Manders » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:24 am

At least MB's not directing it. Only producing.
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:24 am

This is why I gave the fuck up on some movies.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters


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