Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Yannaria]

I always picked Badguy as a fat Aaron Paul.

[iamabadman]

Drywall spackling. We got 2 jobs today and 1 in the ghetto tomorrow

[Yannaria]

perfect cover for cooking meth

[Yannaria]

it's not as good as a pesticide company, but you can't win them all

[Pendulum]

Ah, the good ol' Saturday morning glut of catching up. Thing I'll bomb-post this time, I like to expand my horizons from time to time.

Da da da da da da,
something that rhymes with asshole.
Da da da da da da,
Scralty, sometimes you're an asshole.

'Sup, Slammy?

Of course there's no way we could get away with calling Ben a lapdog. It is rather heartening to watch as Sene grows more and more angry at the staggering levels of delusion they're all pretending isn't a driving force of their forum, though. #silverlinings

[Pendulum]

perfect cover for cooking meth

Please know more about cooking meth before making such comments.

[Yannaria]

apparently your sarcasm detector has malfunctioned

[Pendulum]

Back when I was working overnights at the gas station, we had the hiring kiosk. It was a rarity to have such a thing at the time, but still intuitive enough to have most of the features that have become common nowadays. The thing asked you about 30 questions, but in reality only 3 of them mattered; the point was mostly to waste your time and lull you into a false sense of security.
The first and last of the "red flag" questions were pretty easy to work around. You just had to make sure you didn't answer "I would not help the customer with the problem" and "I would allow the customer to steal the item" respectively. But the one that tripped people up most often was Question #16: "Have you ever stolen anything?" You had to make sure to answer "Yes." It sounds farfetched, but you see, the point of the question wasn't to gauge the likelihood that you would steal from the
company, but rather to gauge the perception of self of the applicant; by the time you are 18 (and therefore able to work for the company), the likelihood that you have stolen something, be it a couple of dollars from your mom's purse or a Ferrari, sit at about 100%. Thus to answer 'No' to that question is to prove you are simply not very good at introspection, or revealing the truth, or are delusional... admitting to a faceless kiosk that you are imperfect was the biggest, and worst, problem facing our company's future employees.

The heart and soul of moral corruption is silence in response to tyranny, instead of being morally corrupt.

[Pendulum]

apparently your sarcasm detector has malfunctioned

Oh, my sarcasmadar is quite well-tuned, I assure you. Just had it in for a tune-up yesterday.

[Yannaria]

apparently your sarcasm detector has malfunctioned

Oh, my sarcasmadar is quite well-tuned, I assure you. Just had it in for a tune-up yesterday.

well there's obviously a difference between a sarcasmadar and a sarcasm detector

[Pendulum]

I've always favored analog to digital. Nuance is an important function when we're on the topic of snark.

[iamabadman]

Fuck gotta finish this fucking drs office tomorrow. Fuckfuckfuckfuck

[Yannaria]

misclick why do you post here

[Pendulum]

Oh good, Boxxy is here to explain to Yanni why his attempt at tryharding isn't a very good one.

[Yannaria]

hi boxxy

[Checkbox]

Uh, hi?

[Checkbox]

misclick why do you post here

but yeah you have to be at least higher on the totem pole to successfully do this

[Checkbox]

or you were just referencing his sig, which, admittedly, was something I considered posting. So maybe it wasn't a terrible tryhard after all

[Pendulum]

Well, I mean, it is a very clear tryhard, and it does reference something personal of mine so it gave me that ol' attention-whore-feelgood; it was successful. Where he fucked up is calling me by my slave name, which, as you say, is where the social scale comes into play.

[Pendulum]

The ideal of a name, and the self-mythology we craft through our names, has always been a fascinating subject to me. Especially now that the internet gives us a place where we can, in fact must, place a name on ourselves rather than being given one, the cycle goes so much deeper. If, for instance, you look at the way I use Ben in place of ER or lapdog, there's reasons for that; lapdog as insult is just a running gag now with no real significance; the idea of calling him an Expired Rascal is something I find myself morally opposed to doing, it physically turns my stomach to compare him to the base term because he abuses the name, rapes it and tries to make it what is, in essence, the exact friggin' opposite of what the term is [i:3cvnl241]supposed[/i:3cvnl241] to mean; thus I have no real choice except to call him by his real name, drag him into the sunlight like that.

[Pendulum]

I wonder what happens on the day when we don't have Nixon to kick around anymore.

[( G_R )]

My name is GR IRL. Only I write it Yíar.

[iamabadman]

Yiar

[Pendulum]

A google search for the term brings up a billiondy different mispellings of "year" from tween's Twitter accounts.

[Pendulum]

Man, just when you think you've got the suck of the world down, it springs back at you with shit like "It is now cool to misspell werdz."

[Pendulum]

Did anybody ever figure out who Magic.TXT is over on Twitter? I want to personally thank whoever it is.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I agree that the term lapdog is not accurate anymore now that rianalnn is out of the picture for a long while. I guess the nickname just stuck

[Kaitscralt]

the league is a good show

[Pendulum]

BTW I now have like half my guests listening to Voted for Kodos.

[Slammu]

So long as by, "good", you mean, "fucking hilarious, but lacking in any kind of morally redemptive quality", then yes. Yes, it is.

[Kaitscralt]

hark the herald slammu sings

[Col. Khaddafi]

So its a morally corrupt show then

[iamabadman]

they all are

[Second Harkius]

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[Blackhound]

Do people have a problem with you posting here Pendulum ?

[Second Harkius]

vigilante, can we change your name to 'Corruption Watch'? It would make your posts sound more official, like a news feed about tyrant governments in Africa or something.

Do it.

The deed is done.

[Second Harkius]

vigilante is now Corruption Watch.

[Second Harkius]

he should find a new avvy that looks like a news logo

[Second Harkius]

he should find a new avvy that looks like a news logo

maybe "Corruption Watch" written as a newspaper headline or something

[Pendulum]

Do people have a problem with you posting here Pendulum ?

You could say that.

>How do you stand being there?