Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Alex]

Oh, that wasn't hard to find.

One.

Two.

[Second Harkius]

Oh, that wasn't hard to find.

One.

Dude, you made a rude comment in a thread where he was very emotional. What gives?

[Second Harkius]

Hi, Corruption Watch. The new avatar is great and so is the "Today on Corruption Watch" comment you now introduce your posts with.

[Second Harkius]

It's not often I use three different smileys to convey my approval.

[Alex]

Oh, that wasn't hard to find.

One.

Dude, you made a rude comment in a thread where he was very emotional. What gives?

I also questioned the moral compass of his mother earlier in the day. Like a sir.

[Second Harkius]

I think I might have made somebody a wittwe mad.

He doesn't associate with people who are afraid of emotions!

[Alex]

He might have been on to me! Damn you, Asperger's.

[Second Harkius]

The second exchange is pretty good too. They were trying to troll you (I think?) but they failed miserably.

[Second Harkius]

The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is the eighth studio album by American hip hop recording artist Eminem, scheduled to be released on November 5, 2013.

why are rappers so unoriginal in naming their albums? aren't there like six "Tha Carter" albums too?

[Second Harkius]

eminem should have stopped at Encore

[Second Harkius]

eminem should have stopped at Encore

even though his album with The Three Tenors was off the chain.

[Kaitscralt]

His wife is a fatto

[Pendulum]

I think I might have made somebody a wittwe mad.

He doesn't associate with people who are afraid of emotions!

While I am tempted to tenso that, I will instead just go ahead and say hot damn, I love my username sometimes.

[Kaitscralt]

You can tell how Alex really loves his job by how he trolls the other employees

[Checkbox]

Recovery was an awesome album

[Checkbox]

Relapse had some good moments, and was fine overall

[Kaitscralt]

Eminen is pop rock

[Kaitscralt]

Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?

[Slammu]

He's not really rock, tho. Isn't he pop rap?

[Slammu]

Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?

I don't like avatars.

[Kaitscralt]

He's not really rock, tho. Isn't he pop rap?

Checkbox said he is pop rock

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Who the fuck is Todd

[Kaitscralt]

Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?

I don't like avatars.

What's not to like about them?

[Kaitscralt]

Aside from the fact that everyone has one.

[Kaitscralt]

Hipstarkius

[imopen2]

I'm with slammu

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I'm with slammu

no one asked you

[Pendulum]

Today on Corruption Watch...

It has just come to my attention that ER's MTGS sig includes the following:

إن سرقت إسرق جمل

WTF is that??? A secret code, perhaps? A language other than English? In either case, both are offenses for which he himself has recently infracted others.

It is Arabic for "If you are going to steal, steal a camel." It is the first half of a quote from a proverb, the other half being, "if you're going to love, love the moon." Ben likes to say that it is tantamount to the American proverbial statement "Go big or go
home." Barring for the time being that comparing the two cultures could be considered rather insulting to both for obvious and rather disturbing reasons, his translation isn't quite right: the word-story the quote is supposed to signify is not one of self-trust as he would like us to believe, but rather that if you live a life of attempting great sin, you will be punished by desiring the unattainable, i.e. the moon. It is not uncommon to see him misrepresent this sort of thing, either; he does love mistranslating another's words to fit into his narcissism. Whether or not this is the true epitome of the quote is up to each reader to decide... as for me, I think that guy is epically bad at stealing those camels and needs to go home.

[Pendulum]

No one mind me, I'll be over here blathering to myself. Carry on.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

don't they cut off hands for stealing camels?

[Alex]

You can tell how Alex really loves his job by how he trolls the other employees

It isn't like there's any real consequence to it.

[Pendulum]

don't they cut off hands for stealing camels?

That's largely a misrepresentation, and it depends on what area you're talking about, but back when it was safe to call them Moors the penalty for stealing a small item was chopping off hands... grand theft camel would have been punished by decapitation.

[Pendulum]

After reading the most recent Theros spoilers, I have become convinced that Mark Rosewater is reading this site: the level of tryharding off this set is staggering.
Thanks for shaping the world of Magic for us, Boxxy.

[Kaitscralt]

Hark Rosewater

[Kaitscralt]

I'm with slammu

You shut up, you jinxed my PTQ with your pessimistic attitude, you owe me 30 tix

[Kaitscralt]

Although I did make 88 tix off prize packs

No QP's for top 16 though, which is bullshit.

[Pendulum]

Kewpie, Cupie, or QP Dolls are named for their likeness to the Greek god of attraction, Cupid.

[Pendulum]

Perhaps we'll get some in Theros.

[Kaitscralt]

I'm with slammu

You owe me a kewpie doll

[Slammu]

Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?

I don't like avatars.

What's not to like about them?

Choose 1:

I've never found a picture that could really sum me up that fits in that little tiny box.

or

they're too colorful.