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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:14 pm

this definitely isn't concern afaik.

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Postby DroppinSuga » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:14 pm

I'm so glad spam and pendy are back to their old tricks.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:17 pm

et tu cole
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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:17 pm

I'm so glad spam and pendy are back to their old tricks.
I never had any new tricks.

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:18 pm

Just new meme images.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:18 pm

you can't teach an old neck new beard
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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:19 pm

et tu cole
remember that time i was asking you if you could drop dox on a guy who raped and molested several of my friends and several friends of friends

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:20 pm

lol raep so funneh

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:21 pm

i remember
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:21 pm

The Perv of MA
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Postby DroppinSuga » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:25 pm

et tu cole
You should try not sucking at Magic: The Gathering. Only losers suck at Magic: The Gathering. Elite bearded neck boys are the greatest Magic: The Gathering players in the world!
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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:29 pm

remember that classic gay stereotype about how gay people have aids

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:29 pm

i get it
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:29 pm

remember that classic gay stereotype about how gay people have aids
yes because gay asses are storage vats for potent aids
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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:30 pm

ok, so here's a joke that is funny and light hearted and meant in jest
xenphire walks into a bar and a man forcibly sodomizes him, which he enjoys because he is a homosexual. he later finds out the anonymous person who forcibly sodomized him had AIDS and he is now HIV positive.

comedy!

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:31 pm

good joke. everyone laughs.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:32 pm

rape isn't that serious when you put it that way
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:32 pm

i'm just gonna quit my job now
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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:33 pm

rape isn't that serious when you put it that way
it was meant in good humor

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:34 pm

i deleted my comment about asking if it's ok to make jokes about homosexuals getting AIDS on MTGS because it should be obvious from the context of the post that the jokes are meant in good humor

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:35 pm

if you ever receive a flame or troll infraction, just contest it by saying that you agree that your post was in poor taste but that it was meant in good humor.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:35 pm

that is the Xenphire Defense and if it is good enough for someone who spent years evading the one rule that has perpetually resulted in a permanent ban from the site-come-staff member, it will sure as hell be good enough for you.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:37 pm

it's time for a good old belly laugh
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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:48 pm

if you talk about stereotypes, just make sure you do it in good humor. it doesn't matter if it's in bad taste, bad taste is OK, just not bad humor.

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Postby Alex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:49 pm

You should seriously die in a hurricane, Madding.

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Postby Alex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:49 pm

That joke is OK because it's all in good humor.

Also get AIDS.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:51 pm

a chinese man and a black man go to a bar. the chinese man is good at math. the black man is a drug dealer and loves fried chicken. xenphire saddles up next to them and lets them have sex with his ass. the black man contracts AIDS -- a potentially lethal disease stereotypically common to the gay community, which xenphire is a part of -- because the chinese man's penis is small and cannot penetrate his anus.

good humor.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:52 pm

That joke is OK because it's all in good humor.

Also get AIDS.
that last comment is not in good humor as it is not a stereotype of madding that he would be in a position to acquire aids. your jokes need better set up to be in good taste.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:55 pm

the entire staff of mtgs convenes at a bar. they all question their sexes and admonish everyone who does not immediately refer to them by their desired pronouns and drink from other people's glasses before leaving without paying for anyone's drinks, before calling the police and asking to have the establishment shut down for being too insensitive for their tastes.

also the bar is called the gutter.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:56 pm

if your jokes are not in good tastes from this point on i am ip banning your whole neighborhood i only want good humor not bad or mediocre humor checkbox you're on notice.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:03 pm

a hurricane of aids
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Postby iamabadman » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:08 pm

threw in some bait in my speakeasy thread.

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:18 pm

Hahaha I'm crying at work reading these latest kijin posts
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Postby Alex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:18 pm

a hurricane of aids
See? It was in good humor since he totally got it!

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:19 pm

also apparently all helpdesks have malware cause my work computer won't let me go to them
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Postby Alex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:23 pm

Your computer knows that there's nothing of value to be found there.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:40 pm

i'm going to drive up to rochester and put my seed inside checkbox and it will be rape because i'm not a hairbrush but i will be telling knock knock jokes the whole time
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Postby Slammu » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:41 pm

if your jokes are not in good tastes from this point on i am ip banning your whole neighborhood i only want good humor not bad or mediocre humor checkbox you're on notice.
fuck. I'm fucked. I'm bad at humor. Plz don't ban me again.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:42 pm

they'd have to get through me first
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