Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Thrillho]

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

[Thrillho]

the poet laureate shawn corey carter put it best when he said "y'all niggas acting way too tough // throw on a suit, get it tapered up"

[Pendulum]

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

[Kaitscralt]

women who are bad for you will be your downfall, as will be your selfish and immature attitude and insecurities.

You are waiting for a train. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you cannot know for sure.

not being selfish and immature are the train schedules
of dating's grand central station. they will allow you to get off of trains before you're stranded somewhere three states over.

Ah, but women love those moments of immaturity that define their man. Catch-22.

Only to a certain degree. Neckbeardy cardboard players usually go over the woman's quota at some point, though she will hide it well.

[Thrillho]

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.

[Thrillho]

what's the deal with emotional amputations?

[Thrillho]

what's the deal with getting married in your teens?

[Thrillho]

is it romeo and juliet? are we back in the 1600s? people don't die when they're 35 anymore!

[Pendulum]

women who are bad for you will be your downfall, as will be your selfish and immature attitude and insecurities.

You are waiting for a
train. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you cannot know for sure.

not being selfish and immature are the train schedules of dating's grand central station. they will allow you to get off of trains before you're stranded somewhere three states over.

Ah, but women love those moments of immaturity that define their man. Catch-22.

Only to a certain degree. Neckbeardy cardboard players usually go over the woman's quota at some point, though she will hide it well.

Love is the most irrational, illogical thing in the universe. It is also the best thing in the universe, which should tell you something about the universe.

[Thrillho]

i promise that's funnier when you read it in jerry seinfeld's voice.

[Kaitscralt]

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

[Thrillho]

callous oppressor

[Pendulum]

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.

Right, and ripping the scab off the wound helps healing how again?

[Thrillho]

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

that happened.

[Pendulum]

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

The heart and soul of cosplay is to bang the everloving shit out of that girl dressed up as an anime character instead of cosplaying.

[Thrillho]

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Dude, shut the fuck up with
this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.

Right, and ripping the scab off the wound helps healing how again?

THAT'S WHAT I DO

[Thrillho]

see checkbox, that's how you barn someone else's schtick

[Thrillho]

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

The heart and soul of cosplay is to bang the everloving shit out of that girl dressed up as an anime character instead of cosplaying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExnPjqjZbo

[( G_R )]

Speaking of women, where are our feet?

[Kaitscralt]

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

that happened.

she left you behind like a cardboard accessory from last years comic con

[Thrillho]

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

[Pendulum]

Oh, jeez GR, you gotta give me a heads up about that thing in your sig. Can't see it until I open your shit in a time of drama.

[Thrillho]

btw that video should allow you to understand perfectly what the deal is with cosplay between that and the new yaya han advertising vehicle known as heroes of cosplay

[Pendulum]

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

[Kaitscralt]

I realize that saying the phrase "stone cold hottie" is a bannable offense in any self-respecting corner of the Internet but I did what I did and goodbye

[Thrillho]

groot didn't win the competition in that show so you have to realize the whole thing is staged.

[Stardust]

[Stardust]

[Stardust]

[Thrillho]

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

gin drinks are for me.

[Thrillho]

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

i made wolf cola from always sunny and i'm pretty sure everyone else can go home

[Kaitscralt]

Kaze can actually find peace in this whole thing by looking at Kijin's situation which he knows nothing about and realizing that dudes out in the world are getting dumped by 10's and experiencing real loss and then not feel so bad about losing some fat game shop ginger

[Kaitscralt]

I'm glad to help don't worry about it

[Stardust]

Kaze can actually find peace in this whole thing by looking at Kijin's situation which he knows nothing about and realizing that dudes out in the world are getting dumped by 10's and experiencing real loss and then not feel so bad about losing some fat game shop ginger

[Kaitscralt]

Hahaha

[Kaitscralt]

I hope everyone learned something today

Kaze learned that he feels all better

Kijin learned that his purpose in life is to be a traveling RLA sub-forum advice dispenser

The thread learned that I have an unhealthy obsession with the women in Kijin's life

[Pendulum]

I hope everyone learned something today

Kaze learned that he feels all better

Kijin learned that his purpose in life is to be a traveling RLA sub-forum advice dispenser

The thread learned that I have an unhealthy obsession with the women in Kijin's life

This has been today's installment of To Make a Kait.

[Pendulum]

Watchy when you get around to it you wanna let us know when Sene changes his avvy again?

[Alex]

I mean, I got married at 19 to this, so I think I did alright.

GG

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Granted, we divorced at 22 so that she could travel around the world and do the Disney thing, and I could continue to bang Disney princesses in Florida...so yeah, all good in the hood.

[Pendulum]

It's kool-aid for Disney princesses... take that as you will.