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Postby iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:26 pm

SO I CAN GO TO YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE!

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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:31 pm

Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:08 pm

Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"
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You're sending some mixed messages here..
This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

Why, rezombad? WHY?
Because I hit 1,000. Go look at the archive of balther 4. you can click through dozens of pages without seeing a post not thanked by me (60? maybe 80+)
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:08 pm

Bitches don't know about the thanks.
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm

Yeah, I can't really be too angry with you, thanking for the post is just epic here.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm

The heart and soul of thanking posts is thanking for the post rather than thanking the post.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:12 pm

Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.
I'd much rather him become so frustrated by something that he shits his pants.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:13 pm

Friday afternoon, you bitches need to get your shit in gear.
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:15 pm

Oh, hey, Slammy you know your way around Latin prefixes and such, you have any idea what the correct term for someone who only enjoys sex with multiple partners is? I've been trying to ponder that out for a while now and I'm just stumped; closest I could thing of is "amonogamous" but that would be a wider umbrella term than I'm looking for.
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:17 pm

The heart and soul of thanking posts is thanking for the post rather than thanking the post.
Precisely. When you start doing it you realize you haven't truly thanked for the anything until you've started doing it here.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:21 pm

multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:24 pm

multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?
Pretty much anything, as far as I understand. She says she prefers FFFF (yes, 4 females), but she'll do most anyone as long as there are more than 2 people in the mix.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:26 pm

she has a geometry fetish?
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:28 pm

multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?
Pretty much anything, as far as I understand. She says she prefers FFFF (yes, 4 females), but she'll do most anyone as long as there are more than 2 people in the mix.
the fuck

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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:35 pm

You know, the sex just isn't interesting if there's no chance of arrest or death.
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:35 pm

Oh, hey, Slammy you know your way around Latin prefixes and such, you have any idea what the correct term for someone who only enjoys sex with multiple partners is? I've been trying to ponder that out for a while now and I'm just stumped; closest I could thing of is "amonogamous" but that would be a wider umbrella term than I'm looking for.
We here call them sluts.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:37 pm

Sexventurer
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:37 pm

Users browsing this forum: Mogadishu Jones, Pendulum, Sir Sapphire the 3rd and 1 guest
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:39 pm

she has a geometry fetish?
That's the nutshell of it, it seems. She claims not to be able to experience sexual attraction to a single partner at a time and uses terms like 'dual-attraction' and 'triadism'; I have no idea how in the hell you develop that as your thing but whatev's.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:40 pm

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


nAnyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?

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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:41 pm

Besides being Checkbox? No idea. Dr. Pendulum, what's your take on this situation?
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:44 pm

And the day is normal.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:44 pm

she has a geometry fetish?
That's the nutshell of it, it seems. She claims not to be able to experience sexual attraction to a single partner at a time and uses terms like 'dual-attraction' and 'triadism'; I have no idea how in the hell you develop that as your thing but whatev's.
Tell that slut to see a therapist or something.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:45 pm

Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:48 pm

badman is getting close to having thanked almost as much as me. Better protect my title.
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 pm

Besides being Checkbox? No idea. Dr. Pendulum, what's your take on this situation?
I believe the consensus is something like "not enough dad love, too much uncle love."
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:58 pm

Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a kid with her?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:00 am

Also someone just got rebanned :)
Not to complain or anything, but I still seem to be here....
Please leave.

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:02 am

mine are natural and from day one you usurper of the throne!

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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:11 am

Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a kid with her?
If you're not trying to have sex with her, why even talk to her?
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:15 am

He asked incredulously.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:16 am

Fuck a bitch, motherfuck a bitch
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Postby Checkbox » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:18 am

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to
really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:24 am

Fuck a bitch, motherfuck a bitch

your wife ragging bro? fuck her in her period hole as louie c.k. would say

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Postby Checkbox » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:25 am

I love louie ck
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:26 am

have any of you guys ever seen checkbox? it explains so much.
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:26 am

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Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:27 am

found that on his facebook
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:30 am

Oh Scralty, you so original.
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:32 am

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