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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:32 am

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:39 am

That's the first nice thing Kaze has ever said about me.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:42 am

That's the first nice thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:51 am

Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a kid with her?
If you're not trying to have sex with her, why even talk to her?
Mostly because I like keeping tabs on, you know, the
crazy people who might just slutfuck their way through my entire campground. Best to head those sorts of things off at the pass.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:56 am

I am impressed that Kaze managed to avoid the Godwin.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:57 am

I'm impressed that Pendy hasn't start calling Kaze "Kazey" yet.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:59 am

I'm surprised Pendulum still has a job since he spends his time looking at little girls when there aren't any adult female campers to gawk at
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:01 am

I'm impressed that Pendy hasn't start calling Kaze "Kazey" yet.
Yeah, I've been struggling with that; Kazey just doesn't roll off the tongue like Kaze does though, you know?

I am going to start calling rezombad Zomby, though.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:03 am

I'm surprised Pendulum still has a job since he spends his time looking at little girls when there aren't any adult female campers to gawk at
I imagine my file in the dossier is just the most schizophrenic thing possible.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:11 am

Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a
kid with her?
If you're not trying to have sex with her, why even talk to her?
Mostly because I like keeping tabs on, you know, the crazy people who might just slutfuck their way through my entire campground. Best to head those sorts of things off at the pass.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Afraid someone is going to sue you for getting the clap at your campground?
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:12 am

'i fucked an employee and got the hiv'

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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:15 am

I'm impressed that Pendy hasn't start calling Kaze "Kazey" yet.
Yeah, I've been struggling with that; Kazey just doesn't roll off the tongue like Kaze does though, you know?

I am going to start calling rezombad Zomby, though.
I don't know if I'm okay with this.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:17 am

I'm impressed that Pendy hasn't start calling Kaze "Kazey" yet.
Yeah, I've been struggling with that; Kazey just doesn't roll off the tongue like Kaze does though, you know?

I am going to start calling rezombad Zomby, though.
I don't know if I'm okay with this.
You're going to have to be.

I'm patiently waiting for the day he calls me Sugary.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:25 am

Shugy?
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:29 am

sugknight

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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:33 am

I'm a fat black man.
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:35 am

you killed biggy and tupac

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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:41 am

Guilty as charged. But I was rich niggaaaaa
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:05 am

I am impressed that Kaze managed to avoid the Godwin.
I typed "Hitler" first, to be fair; it was too cliche.
I'm impressed that Pendy hasn't start calling Kaze "Kazey" yet.
How would that even work?

How do you pronounce my name, anyway? Because two vowel sounds together like that doesn't work.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:06 am

Y is only sometimes a vowel.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:08 am

You're only sometimes a fucking plebe.

Vowel sounds, bitch. Vowel sounds.
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:21 am

I just call him Kamikaze

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Postby Yannaria » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:36 am

kaze needs a roman helmet

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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:47 am

I pronounce 'Kaze' in my head like 'gaze'.

So appending a 'Y' makes some sense.
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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:48 am

Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.
I'd much rather him become so frustrated by something that he shits his pants.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:50 am

In Russia, pants shit in you?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:51 am

I pronounce 'Kaze' in my head like 'gaze'.

So appending a 'Y' makes some sense.
I kinda figured.
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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:51 am

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn'
t actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:52 am

IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU!
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Postby Yannaria » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:52 am

Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.
I'd much rather him become so frustrated by something that he shits his pants.
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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:54 am

In Russia, pants shit in you?
same old phrase some old miniscule brain capacity , guys you never use those grey cells do you?

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Postby rezombad » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:55 am

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SENTENCE RUNS ON YOU.
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:55 am

brains are pink we all know that jeez

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:55 am

unless brains in russia have turned grey from years of soviet experiments.

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Postby Checkbox » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:56 am

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
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If I had two bullets and was standing in front of you,
Suga, and Stalin, I'd shoot you twice.
good thing I care more about what onar thinks of me than I do you
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:57 am

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong
with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement
If I had two bullets and was standing in front of you, Suga, and Stalin, I'd shoot you twice.
good thing I care more about what onar thinks of me than I do you
Keep telling yourself that.

Don't cry too hard in your pillow tonight.
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Postby Yannaria » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:57 am

butthead

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Postby Checkbox » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:58 am

Also onar should call people buttheads more
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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:58 am

IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU!
8 years in jail if you violate so welcome to Magadan Siberia Redneck rezombad

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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:01 am

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as
much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement
If I had two bullets and was standing in front of you, Suga, and Stalin, I'd shoot you twice.
good thing I care more about what onar thinks of me than I do you
Keep telling yourself that.

Don't cry too hard in your pillow tonight.
Kaze : Since when are we on the same page about Checkbox's snide and stupid comments?


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