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Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:46 pm
by redthirst
I keep following that damn thread praying that SmoothCriminal will call Kamahl out on some of his BS so I can ask Kamahl if he's okay, is he okay, are you okay, Kamahl? Because you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:49 pm
by rcwraspy
brill
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:51 pm
by Khaospawn
It makes Rakdos's Return looks like a beatup vagina.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:18 pm
by hamfactorial
Who wants to alter my playset of
Rakdos's Return and turn it into Redthirst's Return? Extra points if you can make it phallic. Rakdos only has 1 burning eye, after all.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:24 pm
by windstrider
I have a redthirst-altered Rakdos, Lord of Riots with a giant phallus. Oh, yeah.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:29 pm
by hamfactorial
I have a redthirst-altered Rakdos, Lord of Riots with a giant phallus. Oh, yeah.
pix plz
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:54 pm
by windstrider
I'll see what I can do.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:03 pm
by windstrider
Redthirst, Lord of Phallus
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:05 pm
by hamfactorial
It's so beautiful... I, I can't stop looking.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:06 pm
by redthirst
Def high quality craftsmanship.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:14 pm
by Khaospawn
The 8th, 9th, and 10th wonder of the world!
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:20 pm
by hamfactorial
Just when I think we've exhausted all of the phallus jokes, we found new room for growth.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:26 pm
by Yarpus
Working on my first game with bunch of friends, trying to get it onto IndieGoGo to be able to work on it all day and night and even have some pocket money for smokes and cards. Also, looking for everyday job when project fails. Changing my studies course to Psychology, as I'm just really bad at IT. As overall, shit hit the fan. Still have no way to play MTG. At least I can hang out with ya, guys.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:30 pm
by redthirst
It's fine, I don't think half of us play Magic more than maybe an hour a week anyway.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:40 pm
by Platypus
I haven't played with my deck in almost two months.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:42 pm
by Valdarith
We have Burning Earth and the manabases just keep getting more greedy.
At this point, why even bother with Mutavault? I feel like shoving in four
Ghost Quarter to make these kind of decks pay DEARLY.
"What, you have no basic lands? That's a real shame..."
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:44 pm
by hamfactorial
A few pages back I was musing on
Ghost Quarter being a Standard legal
Wasteland vs. the right decks. Do you think it should replace some basics in a mono-red / light splash 2 color deck, or should it take up a spell slot in the sideboard?
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:52 pm
by redthirst
Deck:
4 Mutavault
4 Ghost Quarter
16 Mountains
36 Spells
Done.
Peace bitches, see you on the Pro Tour.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:00 pm
by hamfactorial
I have no idea what the 36 spells are, but I want to call the deck Greed is Good.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:09 pm
by Valdarith
A few pages back I was musing on
Ghost Quarter being a Standard legal
Wasteland vs. the right decks. Do you think it should replace some basics in a mono-red / light splash 2 color deck, or should it take up a spell slot in the sideboard?
Depends on what you're running. It is very likely that I'm going to deviate from what others are running here by going with a spell-heavy mono red list since I piloted it for only a couple of hours and immediately fell in love with it. In this kind of deck, I feel like Ghost Quarter is strictly better than Mutavault and should outright replace it since it's a lot more controlling than other red lists.
In other decks like AIR, I feel like Mutavault
is too good not to run. You're typically wanting to kill by turn four or five and Mutavault helps increase your creature count. Ghost Quarter might be a decent sideboard card but if you're running Burning Earth then why bother shoving Ghost Quarter into the sideboard of an aggressive list?
For reference, my deck (I think I posted it a couple of pages back):
[deck]
Creatures (16)
4 Young Pyromancer
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Guttersnipe
4 Hellrider
Spells (22)
4 Faithless Looting
4 Pillar of Flame
4 Shock
4 Searing Spear
3 Wild Guess
3 Flames of the Firebrand
Lands (22)
4 Ghost Quarter
18 Mountain
Sideboard (15)
2 Electrickery
2 Smelt
4 Skullcrack
1 Flames of the Firebrand
3 Burning Earth
3 Blasphemous Act
[/deck]
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:16 pm
by Yarpus
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:25 pm
by redthirst
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:31 pm
by hamfactorial
Legacy playable hate bear.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:38 pm
by LP, of the Fires
All the normal jund stuff is highly castable in the Jedi Jund manabase. It's the finding white mana for your white cards on 8 virtual white sources(3 lands, 4 farseek, 1 lantern). Seems impossible to cast sin collector on curve. However, the idea's seem sound as jund rarely cares about casting anything on curve besides huntmaster or tusk since it's much more content settling in for the long game and reacting to what the opponents doing. Still...DUBIOUS.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:44 pm
by Link
Because when you're soft to Burning earth hell you might as well go ALL THE WAY. Hope someone sleeves this up against me tonight
(because dear god I hope no one catches onto that B/G control list or plays Angel post >_>)
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:54 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Because when you're soft to Burning earth hell you might as well go ALL THE WAY. Hope someone sleeves this up against me tonight
(because dear god I hope no one catches onto that B/G control list or plays Angel post >_>)
Or fucking pillow fort.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:57 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Reality is so quirky sometimes.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:06 pm
by Valdarith
Because when you're soft to Burning earth hell you might as well go ALL THE WAY. Hope someone sleeves this up against me tonight
(because dear god I hope no one catches onto that B/G control list or plays Angel post >_>)
Angel post?
Do tell...
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:07 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Because when you're soft to Burning earth hell you might as well go ALL THE WAY. Hope someone sleeves this up against me tonight
(because dear god I hope no one catches onto that B/G control list or plays Angel post >_>)
Angel post?
Do tell...
Notion seconded.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:08 pm
by Christen
Back from Standard night. 3-0 with BTE-less Mono Red.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:09 pm
by Link
BTE-less?
Do show
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:12 pm
by LP, of the Fires
I think angel post uses angelic accord, restoration angel, centaur healer, trostani, and bubbling cauldron along with lots of other mediocre value cards as an engine to pump out angels every turn. I saw the list...somewhere, and it looked equally parts awefull and sweet at the same time.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:13 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:16 pm
by Kazekirimaru
The deck looks promising in a janky, timmy sort of way.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:35 pm
by Link
the Angel post I played against was U/w (protection from burning earth)
I don't know the numbers, but it looked like it was probably this:
[deck]
4 Azorius Charm
4 Supreme Verdict
4 Terminus
4 Think Twice
2 Pithing Needle
4 Angelic Accord
4 Trading Post
4 Sphinx's Revelation
2 Renounce the Guilds
[/deck]
usual U/w subjects. Might have been some resto angels and snaps in there too, but probably not because of the board wipes and alternate win conditions. Ratchet bombs in the side to deal with whatever.
The black splash is cute, but I'm not sure how necessary it is. Scroll of avacyn and some other choices are pretty extra too
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:43 pm
by Christen
BTE-less?
Do show
[deck]Back to the old Mono Red[/deck]
Matchups were BW Tokens, a janky BW Festering Newt control, and Bant Hexproof. Pyreheart Wolf did work as usual. Ash Zealot was very relevant. Ratchet Bomb made me win a Bant Hexproof game with my opponent technically at 40 life.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
Do any of you guys have a Modern deck on MTGO that I can borrow for the MOCS in August?
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:52 pm
by Kazekirimaru
The black splash is cute, but I'm not sure how necessary it is.
About as necessary as doom blade is relevant in this format.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
If so, the alternate art Plateau is yours
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:04 pm
by Khaospawn
He has the right to bear arms.
hyuck hyuck hyuck
