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Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:48 pm**

Anyway, who cares, we've had these discussions many times before, although it is refreshing to be able to discuss them without heaps of passive-agressiveness.

Lets just leave this at "iridium/Gutter, iridium/Gutter never changes..." (each one can pick their line) and everyone can go back to their regular "MTGS Gimmick wars" as Onar eloquently put it once.

Appreciate the talk nevertheless, Stardust.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:49 pm**

the real story here is that tofu General Tsao's can be good

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:49 pm**

If Scumbag gets unbanned does that mean I get unbanned by proxy since I aided and abetted a now redeemed internet criminal?

Get real. You're not getting unbanned ever. Nor am I.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:49 pm**

But the rumors were true? The AIM leak told me there was a plan to just straight ban me, and that the site was being bought by Curse and that they wanted the Gutter gone? It all went down as postulated by the leak?

Totally. Self-fulfilling prophecies are the best.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:49 pm**

Do they have General Tsao's in Italy, N_S? I'm not sure if Tsao conquered that far west during his campaigns.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:50 pm**

Guys, yesterday was my 4th Sally birthday...

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:50 pm**

If Scumbag gets unbanned does that mean I get unbanned by proxy since I aided and abetted a now redeemed internet criminal?
Get real. You're not getting unbanned ever. Nor am I.

Because I've decoupled into a set of users from around the world! My heart will go on! :yao:

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:51 pm**

But I'm looking forward for the 19th, when it's my first birthday here!

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:51 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:52 pm**

But the rumors were true? The AIM leak told me there was a plan to just straight ban me, and that the site was being bought by Curse and that they wanted the Gutter gone? It all went down as postulated by the leak?
Totally. Self-fulfilling prophecies are the best.

You mean I'd have prevented the sale to Curse and the closure of the Gutter if I hadn't posted about the leak? Damn...

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:52 pm**

Do they have General Tsao's in Italy, N_S? I'm not sure if Tsao conquered that far west during his campaigns.

I can confirm that we have none of this Tofu stuff here in Sicily.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:53 pm**

But I'm looking forward for the 19th, when it's my first birthday here!

The 1 year anniversary of the site is coming up on the 17th.

The 1 year anniversary of my Sally ban is coming up on the 20th or so.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:53 pm**

You mean I'd have prevented the sale to Curse and the closure of the Gutter if I hadn't posted about the leak? Damn...

If only! I guess we'll never know!

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:54 pm**

And in that year I have made zero gimmicks.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:54 pm**

Stardust: Now thats a low blow for my self-esteem

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:54 pm**

And in that year I have made zero gimmicks.

I only added the unibrow guy to strike fear into the hearts of Iridium thread cowards.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:54 pm**

I have too many sally suspensions and bans for anniverseries

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:55 pm**

And in that year I have made zero gimmicks.

I've made about ten...

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:55 pm**

And I'm not even banned.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:55 pm**

I'M BANANED!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:57 pm**

Stardust: Now thats a low blow for my self-esteem

At least now you'll have an answer the next time someone asks you when you'd go to if you could travel back in time.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:00 pm**

If I could travel back in time I'd use my newfound knowledge about proxy's and gimmicks and I'd have some guy from South Korea link to a thread on Starcity games and post a SYM thread named "Is true site MTGSalvation sold to Curse Corporation?"

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:02 pm**

If I could travel back in time I'd go to the race tracks...

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:03 pm**

stardust doesnt seem like he's a douche. i'd drink with stardust.

stardust get to nj saturday and drink before i get old and 30

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:03 pm**

And in that year I have made zero gimmicks.
I've made about ten...

I've checked and I've made 38 insofar. It does help that I promise myself to register two gimmicks for each gimmick that I handle to people who are not competent enough to avoid getting them banned.

I think I have two or three of mine caught although curiously they never got the owner
right. The most bizarre was one that got nailed for being Nakamura or something.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:05 pm**

38!

By admitting that you'll keep them up at night for sure as they scour every new account made over the past year. It will give E_R a reason to be on the site for 16 hours a day.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:05 pm**

I went back in time just now. Good times.

I'm sorry Blackhound, but Stardust only registered to tell us he is not mad about the Gutter. Now that the deed is done it is unlikely he will post again.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:06 pm**

Yeah I got part of it wrong.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:06 pm**

I went back in time just now. Good times.

I'm sorry Blackhound, but Stardust only registered to tell us he is not mad about the Gutter. Now that the deed is done it is unlikely he will post again.

Don't worry, Madding and I still think you're mad.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:06 pm**

stardust doesnt seem like he's a douche. i'd drink with stardust.

stardust get to nj saturday and drink before i get old and 30

I'm busy Saturday.

Also, what the hell is in NJ?

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:06 pm**

Don't worry, Madding and I still think you're mad.

Ah, good, good! Wouldn't want too many people to know the truth, if you know what I mean.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:08 pm**

38!

By admitting that you'll keep them up at night for sure as they scour every new account made over the past year. It will give E_R a reason to be on the site for 16 hours a day.

Don't worry, it wasn't that hard. I traveled to like 5 or 6 countries since I was banned, I'd rack like 5-10 gimmicks on any of my trips with no proxy software whatsoever. A piece of cake.

Some of these have grown to be great posters at MTGS. I'm particularly proud of the one who got above 100 posts. She has a lot of spunk that's for sure.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:12 pm**

stardust doesnt seem like he's a douche. i'd drink with stardust.

stardust get to nj saturday and drink before i get old and 30

Your response to my first post on this site!

fuck you stardust,you cunt

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:15 pm**

that's his first post to everyone

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:19 pm**

baguy called me a retard on the first psot

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:20 pm**

Do they have General Tsao's in Italy, N_S? I'm not sure if Tsao conquered that far west during his campaigns.

Just China

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:21 pm**

Thinking about gimmicks, I think I might just make some sort of hidden/updatable FAQ on "what to do and what not to do when gimmicking up at MTGS". People do the dumbest of mistakes like putting the petition to remove the lapdog on a sig of a 15 posts gimmick

Might be a good idea for the site's first anniversary

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:22 pm**

stardust doesnt seem like he's a douche. i'd drink with stardust.

stardust get to nj saturday and drink before i get old and 30
I'm busy Saturday.

Also, what the hell is in NJ?

me motherfucker.

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:23 pm**

Thinking about gimmicks, I think I might just make some sort of hidden/updatable FAQ on "what to do and what not to do when gimmicking up at MTGS". People do the dumbest of mistakes like putting the petition to remove the lapdog on a sig of a 15 posts gimmick

Might be a good idea for the site's first anniversary

shut up

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:24 pm**

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