Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:26 am
we found out my son is allergic to ranch dressing. he broke out in hives today after eating some ranch with his chicken tenders
time for a post natal abortion
time for a post natal abortion
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time for a post natal abortion
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:31 am
time for a post nasal drip
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:39 am
One of the better lines I've heard in a while.time for a post natal abortion
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:40 am
i hate that
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:43 am
deal with it magumbo
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:03 am
fukk yoo
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:05 am
as i lay to go to bed i give the world great news. Age of mythology is coming to steam
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:26 am
fuck yes
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:38 am
Now make him eat the component parts of ranch to find out what hes allergic to.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:32 am
That sounds like a great idea. 
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:41 am
what could possibly go wrong?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:42 am
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am
I know someone who is allergic to chicken
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am
iridium: a fucking retard.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am
like wtf
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am
bitches be trippin
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am
bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am
Hard core.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am
Hey! I'm neither of those.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 am
never said you were
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 am
Heya Manders, what's up?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 am
There are many different kinds of bitches in this world
some pack themselves sauerkraut, some pack sausage
Some try and pack both, fail and end up mutilating their sausage or sewing their sauerkraut together to look like sausage
some pack themselves sauerkraut, some pack sausage
Some try and pack both, fail and end up mutilating their sausage or sewing their sauerkraut together to look like sausage
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 am
I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world
or more mindless blathering
or more mindless blathering
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:04 am
*AHEM*never said you were
bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
Not much! How's it going with you?Heya Manders, what's up?
[quote="Lord_Mcdonalds ยป Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:59 pm":
1f1wz5qz]I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world
or more mindless blathering[/quote]
Mindless blathering.
Definitely.
Definitely mindless blathering.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:05 am
sauerkraut and sausage can coexist peacefully
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:06 am
Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:06 am
sometimes you can mix sausage in sauerkraut, a 2 for 1 even.
This metaphor is definitely going places, I can feel it
This metaphor is definitely going places, I can feel it
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:07 am
I'm sauerkrautist as fuck.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:07 am
Used to go to high school with a guy who would yell "SHUT UP YOU NAZI JEW BASTARD" without a single shred of irony.Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.
Also would routinely threaten to show me his stomach multiple times..not sure why exactly.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:09 am
He probably had a six pack and thought that made him superior to all other males.
Lunkhead.
Lunkhead.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:10 am
Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:10 am
That guy was basically a mexican golf ball in appearance
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:11 am
mexican golf ball with a manga or comic book plastered to his face
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am
I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
at least one
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am
Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am
Are you, Kaze?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:16 am
We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:26 am
That person is an oxymoron, then.I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
at least one
Just enjoying my night off work!Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?
You fucking bully.We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:29 am
We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
