Dies to Removal

She's actually really skinny. I've posted a pic of us before. Ask Madding, it's saved to his HD

I saw a picture, I believe it was of his cousins family lifted from facebook

I have no idea if they even have Planet Fitness over in Yuppieland where you live or not.

Yeah it's the subject of much lulz in the ham household. My girl is a part owner of a gym and they regularly get people looking for a gym between suicidal Crossfit and fitscrumper PF.

when FOSers post about fitness I hang my head and cry.

Don't be sad Spam, she'll take you back.

Also DYEL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs

FOS can barely lift their self esteem, let alone free weights.

spam, your trolling has improved tenfold since the clock king avatar came back.

why thank you spam.

As much as I hate to admit it, Spam is right.

About fos or the trolling?

The trolling.

But as much as Spam posts in the FoS thread, I'd say he's an honorary member by now

Honorary Scrumper

He'll always be X-2 in my heart

What if I want to X-3?

Play more than 3 other people

I can't handle that kind of pressure

The trolling.

But as much as Spam posts in the FoS thread, I'd say he's an honorary member by now

If it gets me another trophy I'll accept this dubious honor.

spam x-2'ed so much he had to stop going

2-2 is not navy material

Girl.

trap

Slut

GerryT went to my LGS back when he lived in MN. He was kind of a dick tho

Why Christina Milian sucks and should leave my T.V. channels and radiostations and back to whatever getto she came from.


First of all, when its already common knowledge that she have a big forehead, then you should not consider putting up your hair like that. It may look good on talented people like Gwen Stefani, but on Milian it's more like a cerebral celebration of all the inches between her brush-on eyebrows and the place where her head ends. I've come to the understanding that Milian is quite an egghead, not in the sense that she's smart, but in the sense that her head resembles an egg. An ostrich egg.

Secondly on my list of things wrong her, is her lazy eye. You can always spot the quality of the photoshop of Christina Milian picture by looking at her eyes. If they are looking in the same direction, then its a good photoshop, but here she is fearlessly showing off her lazy eye. Maybe she thought "Well,
like, if like Paris Hilton can like do it, I can like, do it to". Truth is that Paris Hilton also cant do it but thats her whole image, she like to do things we dont like to take notice of (like making CD's, not quite unlike Christina Milian).

And Third we have her strange belly. I dont know what to make of it. Most non-talented singers actually take care of their body, but this looks like Christina Milian just gulped up a few diet pills once she heard there was a photoshoot coming up. I think I can still see the stretch marks on there. Here is some advice if some of you ever want to become a teeny pop queeny: Dont show your belly unless it look perfect, or atleast normal. Futhermore, that thing she stuck in her bellybutton is hidious and probably plastic. It looks like when she was dressing up she found a third earring and just decided to put it somewhere.


Now, lets talk of her videoclips.

Everyone who has seen 3 or 4 hip hop or R&B video's has seen them all. Hip hop video's are
all about the rapper showing of his wealth by driving around in hot cars, in a hot mansion, with hot (or we are to think they are) women. R&B video's are about someone singing like their puppy just died in a traffic accident, with a ventilator blowing wind on them, so their robes/open shirts look al nice and living. Christina Milian is exactly in the middle of these two genres in her video's, reinventing the word unoriginal in a ruthless but amazingly effective way. The biggest thing she has ever dont in a videoclip was jumping in a bath of oil, and then rubbing it all over herself. Well, I have nothing against mudwresteling, but this scene contained neither wresteling nor mud, merely the fluids flowing out of Milian's SUV, after the carcrash in which the puppy died. And note, this was the most notable thing she did in a videoclip, so far.

And even though I really dont want to, lets talk about her music.

Well actually there isnt much to talk about. It's not particular special, it doesnt stand
out, and sounds just like all other contestants in her genre. This is because big shot managers all entangle the gullible young "artists" in their web with a big contract. So then an army of poorly paid homeless mexican immigrants are hired to write the lyrics to her songs. And because love is all what underpaid immigrants can think about, the songs are all about love to (in one way or another). While we all know how original the theme of love is in popular music, Milian doesnt hesitate to milk that cow further. Then the sounds she sings to a perfectly plastic studiopulp. And for the mix she throws in the random collaborations, with people who have made it their carreer to collaborate with others to spice up their otherwise dull albums. The problem is that they are also starting to sound generic, so they acctually even drop the level of originality on the albums.

In conclusion: Chistina Milian is not as good as the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

intriguing

Nig... err... carry on

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthr ... na-Milian=


Its less funny when you realize blackhound didnt write that.

Yesterday, my friend who lives in Seattle proved on his Twitter how easy it is to fake screenshots of tweets. This girl who follows him was truly surprised and disheartened about how she couldn't trust anything from the Internet.

N00b

I support the public shaming of big foreheads

A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks that have troubled many members of our community. To begin with, if I said that everything will be hunky-dory if we let MTGSalvation foster priggism at every opportunity, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being completely honest if I said that I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that MTGSalvation's eccentricity is surpassed only by its vanity and its vanity is surpassed only by its empty theorizing. (Remember its theory that it acts in the name of equality and social justice?)

The foregoing analysis is self-evident even if it is sometimes overlooked. Less evident are the specific ways in which we should unmask MTGSalvation's true face and intentions in regard to communism. I once had a nightmare in which MTGSalvation was free to treat people like ostentatious yokels. When I awoke, I realized
that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, it is the case both in my nightmare and in reality that I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what “roentgenographic” means, but it's nevertheless easy to understand that MTGSalvation's cantankerous backers are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help MTGSalvation grant a free ride to the undeserving. The tone of MTGSalvation's policies is eerily reminiscent of that of costive, dishonest lounge lizards of the late 1940s in the sense that I must ask that MTGSalvation's trucklers show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to let amoral stool pigeons serve as our overlords.

Better, far better, that Man were without the gift of speech than that he use it as MTGSalvation does. Better that Man
could neither read nor write than have his head and heart perverted by the iniquitous and peremptory tommyrot that oozes from MTGSalvation's pen. And better that the cut of Man's coat and the number of his buttons were fixed by statute and enforced by penalties than that MTGSalvation should plague our minds. Sure, we could just sit back and let MTGSalvation produce a large number of absolutely nocuous extravagancies, most larcenous indecencies, and, above all, the most worthless blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear, but that prospect really grates on people who have any kind of common sense. It would be a semantic quibble to deny that MTGSalvation's scribblings are out of step with democratic practices of equity and fair play. That's all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter.

U wot m8?

Semd that letter to hannes.

Hannes is in charge right?

that's the worst bit of writing I've ever tldr'ed, it makes magic mage look tame with its thesaurus humping anti-intellect