Dies to Removal

No one puts Khaos in the Shame hole.

Lies.

He's been in that goddamn hole for like 6 months.

On an unrelated note, work is boring today.

Alex's gayness brings an undesirable stink to the thread. We're in a better place without it.

But we still love him.

That's not Alex, that's your shame hole.

How's that coming, btw?

Ok, I didn't want to say anything, but I broke the bottle of mead while trying to pack it. Apparently, I shouldn't use newspaper as packing material. So, with that said, I have to wait until next Thursday (I just paid rent, sadly, so I'm broke) when I get paid again to buy more mead. And this time, I'll actually spend the few dollars on bubble wrap to make this happen.
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I suppose I should send something extra for all this time waiting.

Anyways, if I mail this out next Thursday/Friday, I should be out of the shame hole by the following Monday/Tuesday? And I won't even bother to bathe either. I want to savor my shame hole stench.

I suppose I should repost that in the Pay-It-Forward thread so lorddax knows.

You broke a bottle while packing it? Were you using a hammer to apply the paper?

You broke a bottle while packing it? Were you using a hammer to apply the paper?

I put the box down on the floor in my kitchen and started putting layers of newspaper at the bottom. I put the bottle in too hard and just cracked, spilling precious mead everywhere.

Just, you know, don't spike the thing in there next time.

Swear to Purphoros, I was dumbfounded.

I hope you licked it off your floor.

I think I should also pack it upright, since when I put it in the box I was laying it down on its side.

I was so hoping nobody would ask about it for another week so I could just say, "It's in the mail."

I guess I could've just said that in the first place, but that would be lying.

And, at that point, we'd have to construct a Shame Hole Tier System to accurately reflect your increased shame.

I hope you licked it off your floor.

I drank what I could out of the broken bottom half. The rest was soaked into the box and newspaper.

And, at that point, we'd have to construct a Shame Hole Tier System to accurately reflect your increased shame.

My shame knows no bounds.

And, at that point, we'd have to construct a Shame Hole Tier System to accurately reflect your increased shame.

My shame knows no bounds.

If that were true you'd have chewed the soaked paper and box pieces for more precious mead...

And, at that point, we'd have to construct a Shame Hole Tier System to accurately reflect your increased shame.

My shame knows no bounds.

If that were true you'd have chewed the soaked paper and box pieces for more precious mead...

I was also pretty mad at the time.

The new land destruct is pretty cool; much more my style for the mirror than Volcanic Strength. It's a good time to be a red mage, I just hope they print us a playable one-drop.

The need to make redthirst as a one-drop with a mana sink. Except that with each red mana you sink into him, his crank gets bigger and bigger, like Figure of Destiny.

GP Boston-Worcester is Standard next July. I'll be there. Anybody visiting the Northeast for it?

The new land destruct is pretty cool; much more my style for the mirror than Volcanic Strength. It's a good time to be a red mage, I just hope they print us a playable one-drop.

I suppose it could see some SB play - though I doubt it - but if it does, it'll certainly make Chained to the Rocks a good bit worse.

GP Boston-Worcester is Standard next July. I'll be there. Anybody visiting the Northeast for it?

As I'm from New Hampshire, that may be the one GP I realistically make.

This thread is so full of win right now. I want to go to San Diego and Atlanta to party with everyone.

Also, hey super secret Tier 3 redbros, what's the deal with the shirts? Have we gotten any further?

We're still discussing it actually. We need to get the design finalized within the week and then start collecting money. If we can act fast and submit everything within the next 2 weeks, then we may have them by States.

Who is designing it?

Lorddax - he's got something like a design team working on something baller last I heard.

I swear, if the shirt doesn't have The Shrine of Thirsts Member on it, I'm not buying it.

2 things I'm noticing in the spoilers so far that I really hope means something, but it probably doesn't, but I'm going to hope anyway. And then be disappointed.

1. There's a crap-ton of lightning in artwork. I'm holding out hope for Lightning Bolt in the block
2. Erebos has 7 toughness. Why? He's indestructible!! Maybe they'll bring Mutilate back?

The new land destruct is pretty cool; much more my style for the mirror than Volcanic Strength. It's a good time to be a red mage, I just hope they print us a playable one-drop.

I suppose it could see some SB play - though I doubt it - but if it does, it'll certainly make Chained to the Rocks a good bit worse.

I likely want 2-4 of these in the mirror. I'm super stoked for Theros, in general, there's so much cool stuff. Unfortunately, the prices have already skyrocketed on a lot of the stuff I'd be looking for, so my buddies and I will just hope for lucky pulls
with a box or two, then sell high and buy low once the hype dies down.

Khaos needs to open a window. All that stink from the shame hole.

And blaming it on Alex, whom I'll bet actually smells fabulous.

He must taste just like sugar and tangerines

He must taste just like sugar and tangerines

I see what you did there, Wallflowers fan.

He actually tastes like cigarettes...

Anybody else think that the art on Daxos of Meletis looks an awful lot like Khal Drogo?

Anybody else think that the art on Daxos of Meletis looks an awful lot like Khal Drogo?

They're Dos Rakis fans.

2 things I'm noticing in the spoilers so far that I really hope means something, but it probably doesn't, but I'm going to hope anyway. And then be disappointed.

1. There's a crap-ton of lightning in artwork. I'm holding out hope for Lightning Bolt in the block
2. Erebos has 7 toughness. Why? He's indestructible!! Maybe they'll bring Mutilate back?

There is no way they will print Lightning Bolt to be in the same Standard format as Magma Jet and Young Pyromancer. Not happening.

I will be making GP Sacramento. Was just talking about the GP schedule.

And holy shit insane spoilers. Erebos is a very good sideboard option for dos rakis decks(you actually don't care if he's a creature), the dimir walker is a win-con against control and probably good against midrange though mediocre to aweful vs. agro, the rakdos 2 drop legend...is fucking sweet.

Lightning Strike will take Searing Spear's place. Boo ya!

the rakdos 2 drop legend...is fucking sweet.

The card itself is good, but I'm in love with the name: Tymaret, the Murder King.

2 things I'm noticing in the spoilers so far that I really hope means something, but it probably doesn't, but I'm going to hope anyway. And then be disappointed.

1. There's a crap-ton of lightning in artwork. I'm holding out hope for Lightning Bolt in the block
2. Erebos has 7 toughness. Why? He's indestructible!! Maybe they'll bring Mutilate back?

There is no way they will print Lightning Bolt to be in the same Standard format as Magma Jet and Young Pyromancer. Not happening.

How fucking sick would that be, though?

Lightning Strike will take Searing Spear's place. Boo ya!

Looks like the card Lightning Strike was just spoiled - good eye, Suga.

Complete functional reprint of Searing Spear. I'll take it.

My current UB deck for those interested.

[deck]
Creatures (6)
4 Augur of Bolas
2 Snapcaster Mage

Spells (27)
2 Syncopate
2 Ratchet Bomb
3 Think Twice
2 Doom Blade
2 Essence Scatter
2 Warped Physique
3 Tribute to Hunger
2 Dissipate
3 Forbidden Alchemy
2 Far / Away
2 Curse of Death's Hold
2 Opportunity

Lands (27)
3 Nephalia Drownyard
2 Ghost Quarter
4 Watery Grave
4 Drowned Catacomb
2 Dimir Guildgate
7 Island
5 Swamp

Sideboard (15)
2 Duress
1 Cremate
1 Dispel
2 Pithing Needle
2 Negate
2 Devour Flesh
3 Nightveil Specter
1 Barter in Blood
1 Nephalia Drownyard
[/deck]

Yay, Lightning Strike!