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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
I assume her fat rolls emit a Bender-like "woooo" that act as a siren song for passerby

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:48 pm
by Pendulum
I think I actually saw the show on TLC that picture is from. If I remember correctly, that woman is from Mexico.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:53 pm
by TubeHunter
I feel like we are discussing this way too much.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
theres a lot of her to discuss

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:03 pm
by Pendulum
Is it just me, or is the rain-on-your-parade atmosphere for this upcoming St. Patrick's Day getting kind of out of hand? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good article about how our subjective consciousness is complete jack-fuckery make believe, but it seems like every other story is just meant to be a buzzkill.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:15 pm
by imopen2
Is it just me, or is the rain-on-your-parade atmosphere for this upcoming St. Patrick's Day getting kind of out of hand? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good article about how our subjective consciousness is complete jack-fuckery make believe, but it seems like every other story is just meant to be a buzzkill.
I feel like the things you read about are in your mind

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:16 pm
by Kaitscralt
yeah, he is a crazy person

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:26 pm
by rezombad
I was born in 200 log cabins.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:30 pm
by Mcdonalds
Lies, lies and slander

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:34 pm
by Mcdonalds
In a classroom, waiting for a test to start, people are trying to figure out formulas LITERALLY IN THE HANDOUTS THEY ARE READING

meanwhile I figured it out by simply typing in angular velocity equation on my phone

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:36 pm
by rezombad
you should instead figure it out by asking our resident rocket scientist.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:37 pm
by rezombad
On an unrelated note, I think I'm going to adapt my EDH deck into Jhoira for maximum unfunness

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Prepare for maximum kill-on-sight at your table.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:30 pm
by iamabadman
prepare for vagina gouging

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:39 pm
by Mcdonalds
Let the pussy slaying commence

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:30 pm
by rezombad
Prepare for maximum kill-on-sight at your table.
They aint got shit

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:31 pm
by rezombad
I took em to town with a 60 land ashling the pilgrim deck

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:32 pm
by rezombad
Not even snow covered

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:40 pm
by Stardust
Ashling the Pilgrim is the best EDH deck ever conceived...

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:43 pm
by rezombad
All the board wipes.

But the blind seer!

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:44 pm
by rezombad
Invoke prejudice so good

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:45 pm
by Stardust
I've never had the displeasure of playing against that card, but yes, it is.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:46 pm
by Stardust
When Ashling explodes it's not just a two for one, it's like a twenty for zero. Seriously.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:49 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Invoke prejudice so good
I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:06 pm
by iamabadman
I took em to town with a 60 land ashling the pilgrim deck

wat

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:06 pm
by iamabadman
Invoke prejudice so good
I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?

just black ones.


btw the guy who painted it is totes a racist

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:50 am
by rezombad
Invoke prejudice so good
I'm guessing you play it with no creatures in play?
Yup. I love playing thassa t3 and invoke t4. Then the envhantment that makes all permanents the color of my choice followed by a hibernation or an llwellan chephalid empress

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:50 am
by rezombad
And that guy is totes racist

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:00 am
by Kaitscralt
there used to be a thread on mtgs where the neckbeard legion argued that invoke prejudice isn't supposed to be the ku klux klan or make you think of them at all

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:19 am
by Col. Khaddafi
I once tried to buy an invoke prejudice to annorax just because he was the biggest nigger on the site. He declined although I was offering him more than market value on the card (I wanted it signed by him too).

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:47 am
by Kaitscralt
:yes:

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:48 am
by iamabadman
I once tried to buy an invoke prejudice to annorax just because he was the biggest nigger on the site. He declined although I was offering him more than market value on the card (I wanted it signed by him too).

lol, he is.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:18 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
This seems relevant to our interests:

Image

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:54 pm
by Checkbox
That is sweet

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:49 pm
by Mcdonalds
It really needs to have

CONSULT HELIX FOSSIL

and

GUYS WE NEED TO BEAT MISTY

etched somewhere on it

Other than that, I approve of everything that alter is about

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:38 pm
by Mcdonalds
Picked up goyfs in December

I could sell them and be ahead like $100 after all is said and told

Jesus fuck

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:03 pm
by rezombad
Picked up goyfs in December

I could sell them and be ahead like $100 after all is said and told

Jesus fuck
Did you only get two or something? Goyf is up $45 from december

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:46 pm
by iamabadman
I have a goyf

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:56 pm
by imopen2
I have a goyf
:bravo:

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:56 pm
by Stardust
I have no goyf.