[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:08 pm

Hey, this thread was such a piece of hot garbage that I had to do something. Also, people were actually interested in my decklist.
And last but not least, I don't want to write on MTGS anymore, okay? Fucking MTG-cancer. The biggest symptoms? Every red card resembles Vexing Devil.

Seriously, yarpus has taken some kind of Disney Channel teen actress life trajectory since joining the clan.
He used to be so nice and wholesome, but now he's making sex tapes featuring him snorting coke from Hannah Montana's unmentionables while flipping off the camera.

I focused on cards back in the day. You guys were the people who taught me everything about Red decks. Remember, before meeting you (more exactly, Zem) I've never touched Red card in my life.
That's what happens when you start to play with the fire.
JK. Just slowly showing a bit of my "personality".

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:15 pm

Seriously, yarpus has taken some kind of Disney Channel teen actress life trajectory since joining the clan.

He used to be so nice and wholesome, but now he's making sex tapes featuring him snorting coke from Hannah Montana's unmentionables while flipping off the camera.

What a lucky man.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:30 pm

And last but not least, I don't want to write on MTGS anymore, okay?

Then don't. You don't have to post over there if you don't want to.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:34 pm

Dear mods,

Whoever added "Tire Afficionado" to my rank as a joke should know that it is spelled "aficionado."

K thnx

And last but not least, I don't want to write on MTGS anymore, okay?
Then don't. You don't have to post over there if you don't want to.

For real. Drop that shit like Suga.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:47 pm

I was doing that just to get some attention for the clan actually. :<

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:48 pm

We appreciate it Yarpus. Keep it up, even though the mods will slap you for it

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:53 pm

You can join the suspension wagon. It's a nice ride.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:55 pm

I was doing that just to get some attention for the clan actually. :<

I appreciate it, I just don't think you should do it if you hate posting there so much.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:55 pm

hi guests! make yourselves at home. roast your feet by the fire.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:57 pm

And open REALLY wide!

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:01 pm

Cause red's a comin.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:06 pm

Cause red's a comin.

giggity

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:07 pm

I actually like it. All the anger that's coming from seeing stupidity and ignorance. I mean... okay, its weird. I love the fact that I'm fueled with anger. There's no other feeling that allows you to keep up for so long. Pain is killing me everyday. My life feels like a shit. When I was caring about my girlfriend I catched flu and to not make her feel bad about herself - I need to actually hide that fact. Without hate-fuel, you wouldn't be able to get up every morning.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:10 pm

Hate-fuel. I like it.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:12 pm

Hey man, if you need to be pissed off then far be it from me to stop you.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:15 pm

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, my grandpa always told me.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:17 pm

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, my grandpa always told me.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:18 pm

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, my grandpa always told me.

Your grandpa has never experienced the pleasure of piss play.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:38 pm

Yarpus is my favorite poster. Sorry Ham, you've been dethroned.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:42 pm

I actually like it. All the anger that's coming from seeing stupidity and ignorance. I mean... okay, its weird. I love the fact that I'm fueled with anger. There's no other feeling that allows you to keep up for so long. Pain is killing me everyday. My life feels like a shit. When I was caring about my girlfriend I catched flu and to not make her feel bad about herself - I need to actually hide that fact. Without hate-fuel, you wouldn't be able to get up every morning.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -Buddha

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:54 pm

As long as you are the only person that gets hurt, I guess it can work for me. [nevermind]

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:54 pm

4 Chandra for $36, called it early.

So now that Larry94 is going to be bankrolling my entire season, what to build what to build.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:54 pm

. Without hate-fuel, you wouldn't be able to get up every morning.

This. Everyday. This.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:57 pm

So now that Larry94 is going to be bankrolling my entire season, what to build what to build.

I'd say UB, cards for both Mono Red and Boros, Rakdos as when new add-on will come, those Underworld Cerberus will be waiting to reactivate RakHammer. Besides of that, fuck bitches, go Legacy.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:07 pm

Yarpus is my favorite poster. Sorry Ham, you've been dethroned.

It's difficult to match his dedication to quality lulz. I graciously concede my position to everyone's favorite Pole (redthirst's excluded).

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:11 pm

I, for one, welcome our new favorite Polish poster.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:13 pm

Besides of that, fuck bitches, go Legacy.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:13 pm

I like how he comes across as a raving lunatic. Mad Prophet was a limited all star and didn't get enough respect.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:16 pm

So Kamahl is at it again with a brand new primer.

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=538068

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:25 pm

Sorry, can't see what you are typing as I'm too busy mopping out cum out of my eyes.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:27 pm

That's so hawt, yarpus.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:29 pm

I'm still amazed he can use a keyboard.

That turn 6 Warleader's Helix I is going to be backbreaking...

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:32 pm

I just want to see him going T1 Blood Crypt into Toughtseize against any kind of Aggro.
Shit is priceless.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:34 pm

Then trying to make them discard their Mutavault

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:34 pm

I like how he's running Rakdos's Return instead of Purge the Profane.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:35 pm

Don't fucking tempt me to ask why.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:36 pm

You mean 10 pages of shouting "NO KAMAHL, YOU CANT DO THAT" actually had an effect on him?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:36 pm

I like how he's running Rakdos's Return instead of Purge the Profane.

We need to Assemble the Legion and go tell him to start running Purge the Profane over RR, using his exact same argument.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:37 pm

Geez, people, format has changed. Fucking scrubs not getting the basics.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:43 pm

I love how I just preordered my Firedrinker Satyrs for 0.30 apiece.

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