Dies to Removal

and my phone's screen has cracked for a second time during a cracking event of which I have no memory

I'd take a picture and show you but there are two problems with that

1: I have no mirror near me for which to take a selfie of my phone (because obviously I am at work I don't have access to a digital camera)

2: the crack extends right past the front camera on my phone, so unless I had an elaborate mirror set-up that would not work either

so fuck you I'm not showing you my feet

holy shit, I hit a new page? didn't even notice until the post before this one

update: engrish man is sending me another cord for free (just the cord was broken, the brick is -presumably- still functional).

checkbox has moved on to posting short stream of consciousness posts in my style. next up are long walls of text bemoaning iridium with small grammar quirks of a non-native speaker followed by literal shit posts, non sequiturs, and comments about entitlement culture and eye-catching headlines in relatively unknown settings.

and in after hours, posts about how local fast food places do/don't deliver to his house.

i believe in you checkbox i think you can complete your skinwalker dtr bingo if you try hard believe in yourself and no one bans you for being awful.

checkbox has moved on to posting short stream of consciousness posts in my style. next up are long walls of text bemoaning iridium with small grammar quirks of a non-native speaker followed by literal shit posts, non sequiturs, and comments about entitlement culture and eye-catching headlines in relatively unknown settings.

it took me a while to truly capture your spirit

i've tried before but to no avail

I think this latest stream was decent

for a tryhard

I do love cole rants though. you really have to be in the right mindset

no your posts were bad and you should feel bad.

No one cares, shut up, be thankful we live in a country with a reliable postal service, and be happy about it you thing that rhymes with fucktard and is fucktard.

THAT'S WHAT I DO!!

I prefer the "mark Henry bitch"

I prefer the "mark Henry bitch"

Yeh but you're to stupid to understand how to have multiple catchphrases and use them properly.

MARK HENRY BITCH!

ha!

I have all of your catchphrases

MARK HENRY BITCH!

here, have some attention

I think this latest stream was decent

for a tryhard

no you killed a potentially beautiful page with a flood of posts about a goddamn laptop charger order, it was the most unholy shitstorm ever exhaled from a tryhards fat fingertips

I'm sorry my life isn't more interesting

My life also isn't interesting but that doesn't mean I post about it anyway.

get back to work pendulum

Actually what am I saying my life is a madcap whirlwind of excitement and I don't tell you about it because you don't deserve to know stuff like how I got to watch lesbians make out in my hot tub.

those campers don't creep themselves out

Oh, yes they do. I just provide additional creeper when there's a lag in the system.

My life is like an actually-entertaining version of Trailer Park Boys.

Oh, yes they do. I just provide additional creeper when there's a lag in the system.

My favorite is that, when the obviously drunk guy goes up to hit on the band of smokingly hot girls they have like a negative percentage chance of getting with, they invariably are holding a cocktail in a red Solo cup with a pink straw coming out of it. I have actually contemplated that this is one of the mysteries of the universe and great secrets can be revealed to me if I could just figure out why it always has to be a pink straw in a red Solo cup.

Because because. You're welcome.

In other news though I've got a pretty good bead on that ghost that's been hanging around. The IP seems to be coming from somewhere out of Switzerland, and I doubt that's real, so that means I get to do a backtrace on a VPN (which I actually enjoy doing, go me ). Should have that pounded out here pretty quick, time permitting of course. I hope the results are interesting, gonna be pretty pissed if it's just some dude from Curse too lazy to actually log on.

fat ugly lesbians in that hot tub amirite?

fat ugly lesbians in that hot tub amirite?

Nah, the classic pair: a 4 and a 7.

they still have a better shot than ranger danger riding by on his golf cart

Feelin' alright, Scralty? Suspension starting to wear on ya?

Except you know the 4 would be like a 9 if she actually wanted to uphold herself to social standards of beauty.
Translation: a bit too much body hair.