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Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:34 am
by Manders
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:36 am
by Checkbox
haha women
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:38 am
by Manders
haha women
This one's funnier than you are.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:43 am
by Checkbox
I'M A CHANGED MAN
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:44 am
by Manders
Barely.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:44 am
by Kazekirimaru
I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:45 am
by Tom Servo
boom
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:46 am
by Tom Servo
roasted
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:47 am
by Checkbox
I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
I wish you'd take your better human, spin him around a few times...

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:47 am
by Kazekirimaru
I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
I wish you'd take your better human, spin him around a few times...

Don't strain yourself with the comebacks, boxxy. You're approaching third-grade level.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:48 am
by Manders
Man, shit's gotten brutal towards boxxy.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:49 am
by Checkbox
I'M A CHANGED MAN
I wish you'd change into a better human.
I wish you'd take your better human, spin him around a few times...

Don't strain yourself with the
comebacks, boxxy. You're approaching third-grade level.
Fuck you, The Office (US) is awesome.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:49 am
by Checkbox
As far as The Office (UK), I have no opinion.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:52 am
by Kazekirimaru
UK's sense of humor as a whole is too different for me to understand 75% of their jokes.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:54 am
by Kazekirimaru
Man, shit's gotten brutal towards boxxy.

Oh, I merely jest.
I love all boxes.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:54 am
by Checkbox
What about Manders' Box?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:55 am
by Manders
Oh, it wasn't just directed at you, Kaze. You're the mildest of the brutes.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:56 am
by Checkbox
its ok, I'm not the boxxiest of the boxes anymore
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:56 am
by Manders
What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:57 am
by Kazekirimaru
What about Manders' Box?
People still use that word that way these days? Huh.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:58 am
by Checkbox
What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool.


Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:00 am
by Manders
What about Manders' Box?
People still use that word that way these days? Huh.
Yeah, lame-o's like Checkbox do.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:00 am
by Manders
What about Manders' Box?
I take back my hug, you unfunny tool.


Leave my box outta shit, then!

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:01 am
by Kazekirimaru
I've never liked that euphemism.
I've never encountered one that even remotely resembled a box.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:05 am
by Checkbox
Its a box because you put stuff inside of it.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:05 am
by Checkbox
Like a box.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:06 am
by Checkbox
I wonder what the euphimistic-equivalent to "checking" someone's box becomes under this analogy...
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:06 am
by Manders
Right?!
So, I just learned that Michael Bay got his hands on the TMNT franchise, is making a new movie with Megan Fox as April O'Neill, and that the turtles are going to be alien creatures, not radioactive turtles.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:08 am
by Checkbox
This is something nerds have been raging about for months.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am
by Manders
Eh, so I'm late to the party?! Big deal.
It's still infuriating!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am
by Manders
Megan Fox is an untalented whore.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am
by Manders
And the turtles are NOT. FUCKING. ALIENS.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:10 am
by Manders
I hate you, Michael Bay.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:11 am
by Tom Servo
Megan Fox... whore.
Go on
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:13 am
by Manders
Megan Fox... whore.
Go on

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:17 am
by Tom Servo
And the turtles are NOT. FUCKING. ALIENS.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:22 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
wait Michael bay is still alive?
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:23 am
by Manders
wait Michael bay is still alive?
Apparently, and he's not done fucking. Shit. Up.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:24 am
by Manders
At least MB's not directing it. Only producing.
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:24 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
This is why I gave the fuck up on some movies.