Dies to Removal

The only advantage to real war is that the military will pay for your health care. This guy had to deal with it all by himself.

Just wait for Kait to comment this one

Sweet tribal tattoo brah

Can't believe I finally caught up awarding the trophies. whew.

Now the razzies

I have to admit I was shocked to see trophies awarded.

I never forget

It's true

On his deathbed in 40-50 years his last words will be "Sally, I've won....."

My last words will be "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!"

(it's what you call when you spot a hostile missile bearing down on radar)

Suga's last words will be "X-1 at FNM.....I can die happy...."

G_R "I should have had that affair....my biggest regret......"

My last words will be "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!"

No your real last words will be "..not..the...meds....hashtag...still....sore"

Where's my black dragon? I think it'll come back.

My ban cannot be in vain

Pixelated reaffirmation is what we all want.

But how does red compare to black? Am I a better poster now that I have a dragon? These are things I must know!

check the medals section at the top of the page next to FAQ.

Heh, I was joking, but that'll do.

pig

Con eso basta, cerdo.

Random useless fact about Guatemalans: we use the word "coche" with the meaning of "pig", derived from a Mayan vocable. The rest of the Spanish world use that word for "car", apparently derived from a Hungarian word (same root for the English word "coach", meaning "large kind of carriage"source).

Basically, when someone from another country talks about cars, I picture people driving pigs.

That's a big pig. Or a small hispanic guy.

That's a photo of some Chinese dude, actually.

You racist fuck.

Oh. No wonder he looked small.

trophies!

Build, skin colour, fashion, everything looks to me like a Quechua guy riding a pig with an Asian tourist taking a picture. I'm sticking with my original comment.

Stardust fact of the day: Random Asian people take my picture all the time, usually crowding around me first (presumably to get a sense of perspective). It's awkward, but such is the life of a circus freak.

Build, skin colour, fashion, everything looks to me like a Quechua guy riding a pig with an Asian tourist taking a picture. I'm sticking with my original comment.

what about the house in the background?

Yeah, that too.

thats an azn house not a mexican house

An elderly man who has raised pigs for 30 years has been seen riding his pig around streets and towns in China, after becoming too sick to walk.

The 68-year-old pig farmer from Chongqing in China rides a hog which weighs 250 kg and stands at about 3 feet tall.

He started riding it when an attack of bronchitis made him too sick to walk, which made him attempt to ride the pig.

The man has herded pigs for 30 years, and is commonly known as a 'swineherd', an older term for pig farmer that has disappeared into obscurity with the passing of time.

He was originally skeptical that his idea would pay off, but after giving it a go, he found that it was a lot smoother than he thought it would be.

After his realisation, he started riding the pig everywhere, from his house to market, to around the town.

China is the world’s largest pork consumer and half
of the world’s pigs – nearly 480 million – are kept there.

Last year the US’s largest pork producing company, Smithfields Farms, was bought by a Chinese company for £4.2billion.

The man can be seen in all weathers, donning an umbrella when the weather would cause most to travel via car.

Thanks to the pig being a sustainable vehicle, all he needs to keep going is a little bit of fuel for the pig in the form of some lettuce or scraps.

This probably makes the pig far cheaper than a regular vehicle, and much more eco-friendly.

While the 68-year old is able to walk, he much prefers riding his hog around town.

Yeah, okay, story checks out. I'm a racist fuck, etc.

Mexican house:

Now let's see a picture of your house for comparison. I'm sure all houses in Mexico look like that one, more or less.