[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Yarpus]

Hi fancypants,
your argument was dumb as hell. To the shamehole with you! I still consider this place as some kind of brewery. If deck gets the positive opinion - I'll take it to the Development or Competetive. These are the rules I believe in. Beating them out of my dumb head might be hard.
Zem, does that mean you and Canadians do work together? Not sure what are going to be exact results of such a co-operation, but I know one thing for sure: it's going to have the most hilarious accent in the history of humankind.

[Kazekirimaru]

Australians and Canadians can certainly work together. We're both apart of The Crown, after all.

The British Empire is alive and well. Right under your noses.

[lorddax]

@Photo Dream Wizards in Rockville, MD

And Zem working with the Canada?

Most heartwarming consolation handshake ever, "Sorry a boot melting your face oof. Want a cookie?"

[DarthStabber]

Australians and Canadians can certainly work together. We're both apart of The Crown, after all.

The British Empire is alive and well. Right under your noses.

Yeah, it's pretty much just us americans and the irish that told the brits to cram it their tea holes, everyone else was much more polite and gradual about it.

[Yarpus]

Sorry, this is just what I understood from what Zem was writing - I might be obviously wrong as I'm fucking polish and no brit ever wanted to conquer our sorry asses. Brites are mostly asking polish people this single, very relevant question "did you cleaned up the toilet as well?".

[zemanjaski]

I have a thing for British girls so I will assume that's what my payment is in.

[Yarpus]

How can one have a thing for british girls.

[hamfactorial]

I want to have my own British girl, Doctor Who companion style.

[Self Medicated]

I have a thing for British girls so I will assume that's what my payment is in.

I have a thing for one particular British girl. Gemma Atkinson. Hototototototototototototot!

[Lightning_Dolt]

Australians and Canadians can certainly work together. We're both apart of The Crown, after all.

The British Empire is alive and well. Right under your noses.

Commonwealth ftw!

I just found out, in Canada, if you write a letter to parliment and request a portrait of the Queen to hang in your house, they are legally obliged to send you one.

[redthirst]

I'm also into pasty lumpy girls with bad teeth and abominable accents.

[hamfactorial]

Chandra, Pyromaster is $30. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[zemanjaski]

Best card in Standard.

[hamfactorial]

This one's got legs!

[LP, of the Fires]

^40$*

[photodyer]

@Photo Dream Wizards in Rockville, MD

And Zem working with the Canada?

Most heartwarming consolation handshake ever, "Sorry a boot melting your face oof. Want a cookie?"

@ Dax - My dad worked most of my young life down the road in Bethesda, and we lived in Hyattsville. I was back out in Rockville for a summer in the mid-'90's doing an internship at FDA. Where if VA are you?

[Khaospawn]

Ham, can you remind us how you got your Chandras? I seem to have forgotten.

[hamfactorial]

Oh, these Chandras?

[photodyer]

I have a thing for British girls so I will assume that's what my payment is in.

That's too funny, James...I lost my heart to an Aussie beauty my senior year of high school. Friends and I were at a party and I heard this siren song of a voice call downstairs looking for one of the girls...my jaw hit the floor as I caught sight of its owner. She was an exchange student...homecoming was one the the best experiences of my young life. I'm telling you, though...y'all must have some bit of the siren in you. Wherever we would go, people just wanted to sit and listen to her...she was mesmerizing. I to this day still feel a tug at my heart when I look back at pics from that year...

[zemanjaski]

I'm also into pasty lumpy girls with bad teeth and abominable accents.

Ellie Goulding and Carrie Mulligan say hi.

To me.

In my dreams.

Yum.

[Khaospawn]

I feel a tug at my crank when I look at pictures of ham...

No homo.

[hamfactorial]

Homo averted, even straight men can't resist my probabilistic charm.

[photodyer]

I feel a tug at my crank when I look at pictures of ham...

No homo.

You feel a tug at your crank whenever you look at anything, broslice...

[Yarpus]

Guys, what do you think about running Boros Aggro for monies?
White gives access to really strong cast of cards. Between maximum "can't block me you cunt" Imposing Sovereign, through 3/2 First Striker to Gazilion/2 guy. Akroan Hoplite is the real deal - it's really easy to start swinging with 3/2 or 4/2 2-drop which I consider to be huge.
Boros Charm is the salt for the injury.
I started considering Firemane Avenger in this build as... well, it's decent I guess. Fliers have some value these days, same as Lightning Helixes.

Prototype of the decklist

[deck]4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Rakdos Cackler
2 Legion Loyalist
4 Ash Zealot
4 Akroan Hoplite
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firemane Avenger

4 Boros Charm
4 Magma Jet
4 Lightning Strike

4 Temple of Triumph
4 Sacred Foundry
12 Mountain
2 Mutavault[/deck]

If archetype seems worth of further investigeting, we can of course set up a thread.

[quote:
g4se0cm9]Ellie Goulding and Carrie Mulligan say hi.[/quote]
What's wrong with their faces?
Uh, they are british.
Sorry, didn't wanted to hurt your feelings toward those... women.

[DroppinSuga]

I feel so out of touch with what's been going on for the last 5 or so days here at the abode. Anyways, I should be back around as usual for now. Although, I'm sad to say that there will be no FoS representation at NH states. It's just a bad time for me.

[Khaospawn]

Sorry to hear that DS.

I mailed your cards out today too.

[Khaospawn]

Yarpus, women have faces?

[Sasky]

For those who have not cube-drafted before, my cube can be drafted here: http://cubetutor.com/draft/4381

Enjoy!

[Sasky]

Yarpus, women have faces?

I see only legs and asses.

[Khaospawn]

Sasky, don't forget the tits.

[DroppinSuga]

Sorry to hear that DS.

I mailed your cards out today too.

Well that makes me happy

I put in my resume at a huge car dealership today to do some Service Writing for them. The pay is phenomenal and the monthly commission can be up to $1000. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for that job.

[Khaospawn]

I'll cross my fingers for you too!

[Yarpus]

Apparently they don't have faces, asses or tits. At least according to Zem.
This is a sad day to a FoS brotherhood. Our leader has bad taste for british actresses. We should stone him to death and then play volleyball with his corpses instead of ball.
And probably not everyone would be able to attend.

Sorry for nitpicking on You Zem, you obviously have the right to have a bit twisted tastes. We still love you. But Carey Mulligan? Nah. She's not the keeper - more like a mulligan for me.

[zemanjaski]

I see a lady of exquisite beauty.

Forgive me for aspiring to more than the tawdry sluts of the world.

[redthirst]

So I just realized that Natalie Dormer - aka the sexiest woman alive - is a British native.

I retract my previous comment.

[hamfactorial]

Isn't that the Tudors/GoT girl? If so,

[Yarpus]

Forgive me for aspiring to more than the tawdry sluts of the world.

But after Tawdry sluts there are just girls that resemble 6-years old chineese boy.
And who'd fuck the girl which looks as 6-years old chineese boy... instead of 6-years old chineese boy?
I don't get your logic for fuck's sake people!

[zemanjaski]

I'm taking a break from this thread.

[LP, of the Fires]

Yarpus is my favorite poster of the day thus far.

Everyone else should step there game up.

[DroppinSuga]

Polish people may indeed be the strangest fucking people on the planet.