Dies to Removal

As far as movie actresses go, Michelle Pfeiffer did me in a long time ago...

For any of you who've ever watched "Ladyhawke", the first shot you get of her in the dark as the shadows in her hood lift to reveal THOSE EYES...I was totally smitten. There may be greater beauties and certainly more voluptuous bodies out there, but the combination of her eyes and that sultry voice just crawl up my back like butterfly kisses.

Whenever I think about women, all I can see in my brain is Jennifer Aniston.

They do make 96% alcohol vodka...

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!

It's not vodka anymore.
Sry, 2drunk2fuck.

My first love was actually Cindy Crawford when I was like 5 and saw her on the muppet show.

Now though? Jessica Alba is about the cutest person in the world but Kate Denning does me in.

Spent most of the work day listening to random Cowboy Bebop soundtrack stuff on YouTube. Thumbs up

Cowboy Bebop music is amazing.

Hey! That's what I do!

Do you like Rain (female version) or Tank! more? Choose carefully.

...Piano Black.

Rain mothafucka

Hey! That's what I do!

Do you like Rain (female version) or Tank! more? Choose carefully.

The correct answer is neither of those.

Suga gets it.

Fuckers.

Piano Black>Rain/Rush>Tank

Tank! Is going to be the theme for my streams; it's a good fit.

It is, indeed, time to blow this joint.

Isn't that the Tudors/GoT girl? If so,

Maybe it's because I hang out in too many LGBT spaces, but I read that as "Go Tgirl", which made me kek, and is a very different mental image.

kek?

It's a good time to be a red mage. Right now, all other colors are just not as good as the previous one:
Blue
Snapcaster Mage - Used to allow control to get double the value out of their removals. Now that he's gone, there's no need to worry about a flashbacked Verdict, Azo-charm and something similar

White
Terminus - 1 mana miracle blows and it easily turns a game around for the opponent. Now that it's gone, we no longer have to tolerate such a cheap sweeper.
Oblivion Ring - A swiss knife for all white decks. Now that it's gone, the only thing that can remove our Chandra or Hammer is a Detention Sphere. Of course, they still have to worry about the board of creatures.

Black
Mutilate -
Sure, they got back Doom Blade, but I'd rather take a single removal instead of getting a board wipe.
Sever the Bloodline - It worked as a black Detention Sphere of sort.
[card]Curse of Death's Hold[/card] - Because most of our creatures are within the */1 and */2 range. I don't think they will consider boarding in Illness in the Ranks just yet

Green
Rancor - Without this great aura, Green cannot really outrace us right now.

Red
Bonfire of the Damned - Same with Terminus, no more random blowouts.

[deck]4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Rakdos Cackler
2 Legion Loyalist
4 Ash Zealot
4
Akroan Hoplite
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firemane Avenger

4 Boros Charm
4 Magma Jet
4 Lightning Strike

4 Temple of Triumph
4 Sacred Foundry
12 Mountain
2 Mutavault[/deck]

Not sure if the Hoplite is better than Wojek Halberdiers. Need some Hammer to support both the Avenger and Battalion. Unless you intend to lean more to the red base, Soldier of the Pantheon might be better to wall some BTE, cacklers, smiters and reckoners. And don't forget the opportunity to chain someone to a mountain.

kek?

kekekekekekiramaru

Hey! That's what I do!

Do you like Rain (female version) or Tank! more? Choose carefully.

Snap first pick Tank, don't need to see the rest of the pack.

Blue is my favorite one though.

Don't you have a derivative to differentiate or something, Ham?

Don't you have a derivative to differentiate or something, Ham?

Nah, if I differentiate enough times, it goes to zero anyway. What's the point? #NihilistMathematics

kek?

kek = Orcish for LOL in the WoW universe.

Fuck I'm a geek for knowing that.

He loves the kek.

kek 'n bools

Played a monoblack devotion in my last session. It managed to stabilize by chaining Gray Merchant of Asphodel with a Underworld Connections in play, and then Rescue from the Underworld to bring back two merchants for lethal 12 life drain.

Sure makes me want to try to build a devotion black.

kek?

kek = Orcish for LOL in the WoW universe.

Fuck I'm a geek for knowing that.

That actually comes from Starcraft, where 'kek' in korean is basically 'lol.

We've had this conversation.

Deja vu.

Canada will be playing a PyroRed variant at the PT.

Anything spicy in the gauntlet you where testing against?

kek?

kek = Orcish for LOL in the WoW universe.

Fuck I'm a geek for knowing that.

That actually comes from Starcraft, where 'kek' in korean is basically 'lol.

Well yeah, there's that, but Blizzard took that association and paid homage to this via WoW with the language translator. If you're Alliance and a Horde player says "LOL" in the vicinity, it's translated to the
Alliance player as "kek".

But yes, a clear tribute to Starcraft.

Today I've had three people say Chandra is bad and is useless. What do Redbros?

Offer to buy them

Beat me to it.

@ LP not really. They're expecting a fair amount of Dege and Control because apparently people like to play shit decks. Hence the red deck choice (it beats the other red decks in the semi-mirror).

kek 'n bools

FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!

I was hoping someone to tell me it's okay to set their house on fire unless that comes after buying them.

Depends what you hit with the +0.

I could splash a second color for more effects. Dunno if I want to splash green for run over with a truck, blue for counter call for help, white for exile family, or black for sacrifice puppy.

Why limit yourself? Join TubeHunter in the Shame Hole and splash Maze's End.

No sacrificing puppies.