Dies to Removal

So, in Boros, Assemble the Legion > Hammer of Purphoros?

I don't understand, we really don't care about our life total, and so many times you can trade up with his fire breathing ability. How are they comparing it to legion loyalist.

The simple answer is they are bad players. They don't understand how little their life total matters outside of mirror matches, and they are incredibly risk adverse. You can try beating it into their heads over and over again, but they are entirely too stupid to ever get it. Let them think what ever dumb shit they want to think, it won't make it true, and they will lose game after game and never realize why. They will stay shop scrubs that give you the easy wins at FNM and pad your record at PTQs, and you should not lose one wink of sleep letting a fool suffer a
fool's defeat.

^ I love this guy.

No homo.

Ok.

Ok.

A little homo.

So, ive faced a few master of waves decks online and they are rough. The only possible way we can ever kill the dude is with skull crack + overloaded mortars, which is pretty much impossible. The games ive played i think im 3-3 with the game hinging on how much damage did i get through before he plays master of waves into jace. Anyone have any tips?

He's going to take Pip's spot.

Unlikely. It's hard to be that adorable.

Unlikely. It's hard to be that adorable.

From what I've seen, I concur.

Don't judge.

^ I love this guy.

No homo.

Ok.

Ok.

A little homo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN0gcfrSxs

It was mandatory.

@Regarding MTGS people
That's why I'd rather tell them they are dumb. At least they become funny with their "where are your arguments?"
"The only argument I'd rather have against you is a hammer. Not talking about x of Purphoros, more like 5kgs which are smashing your dumb skull. That'd be probably the first time something actually GETS into your fucking head."

@PiP
Is... that.... a huge... bunny... outfit?
Why I've never seen one here like fucking ever. ;_;

It's a cat onesie.

I don't understand, we really don't care about our life total, and so many times you can trade up with his fire breathing ability. How are they comparing it to legion loyalist.

Because instead of being an upgrade of an old all-star, it's a Bellows Lizard with a drawback and rarity issue for them. The next thing you know, they start running that newt in place of the satyr.

It's a cat onesie.

I guess it'd be really damn easy to make my gf wear one on this case. :3
Kawaii as fuck! :3

^________^

It gave me bonerz.

We should start encouraging them to play Bellows Lizard since it's also a one-drop with firebreathing that doesn't hurt you. That should be fun.

z, your girl is too adorable for mere words.

In the saltiest mood after flooding in playtesting against mono-black midrange.

I'm gonna go chug some sodium now. And maybe build a turbo fog deck for FNM.

I feel the urge to help people, offer a hand to others like I was aided by others when I started, pay it forward so to speak, and some people will listen, and it's rewarding to know that the people you helped stepped up their game. At mtgs (and several other sites I could mention) there is an active hostility toward good advice. These people want a pat on the head and to be told that the shit they smeared on the wall is a beautiful work of art.

There is a difference between being hostile toward advice and challenging advice as a means of ascertaining it's value and reasoning. The former is stupid the second is okay, if annoying.

Speaking of which, I noticed a surge of Red decks in last session of 2-mans. But apparently, some of them don't really know how to pilot the decks properly. One actually rage-quitted and threw the booster at me in Game 1 when I totally overwhelmed him with 2-1s.

Fact: Most mono-red players are terrible.

^yep. Red Mages kinda deserve the scrub rep they have honestly.

A little homo.

I'm 6'1" and 180lbs, I think that qualifies me as big homo.

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"The only argument I'd rather have against you is a hammer. Not talking about x of Purphoros, more like 5kgs which are smashing your dumb skull. That'd be probably the first time something actually GETS into your fucking head."

BOOMROASTED!

Been playing this little treasure all evening.

I forgot how bad Magic used to be. Fucking Moxen are just stupid.

[deck]Mono R Burn for FNM[/deck]

@ darthstabber; I'm 5'9" and 180 :S

Been playing this little treasure all evening.

I forgot how bad Magic used to be. Fucking Moxen are just stupid.

Oh heck, I learned most of my magic basics from that game!

To this day, Dark Ritual>Hypnotic Spectre is still the meanest thing you can throw at those silly AIs.

And I have a soft spot for those tutorial videos.

I'm sure it's a troll, but now someone is claiming Skullcrack is the best red card right now.

It's one thing to know how powerful black lotus is intellectually, it's another to lose to it in cube draft.

Damn, you don't need to remind me I'm getting fat.
I'm 6'6 and 230.

5'11 3/4 170.

Talking about yo dick rite??

Curious as to why the 4 of shard volley over keldon marauders?

6' 210 lbs of pure man.

5'11" 150. Y'all make me feel small.

5"11 camp the "just not six feet fuck" here too man

6' 210 lbs of pure man.

The manliest man. Man made out of Mans. (it was intended)

(althought I lied on my driver's license application ;D)

You are all a bunch of tall bastards. 5'6" here

5'4" 130. I'll bite all your ankles.