Dies to Removal

she knows it's too late

as we're walking on by

her soul slides away

but don't look back in anger

I heard you say

#Oasis

someone edited their post to this.

dux is terrified of what his superiors might read here so he's editing his posts to make them more PG.

Reminds me of pinkfloyd when he first joined the gutter

dux is terrified of what his superiors might read here so he's editing his posts to make them more PG.

I didn't edit dick. I guess Khaddafi doesn't like my insults. Would you like a tissue and a lollypop, Col.?

dux is terrified of what his superiors might read here so he's editing his posts to make them more PG.

I didn't edit dick. I guess Khaddafi doesn't like my insults. Would you like a tissue and a lollypop, Col.?

It was me, I just wanted to see how buttmad you would get.

Also because we're in a public part of the forums and that is unacceptable here.

I am a great card analyst.

You've just been moderated, DTR style.

Giant vomit smiley beats gay red text.

dux is terrified of what his superiors might read here so he's editing his posts to make them more PG.

I didn't edit dick. I guess Khaddafi doesn't like my insults. Would you like a tissue and a lollypop, Col.?

Dear donasdux,

We thank you for your continued interest in our small but thriving site, and we appreciate your continued service and patronage here.

With this said, there seems to be a small misunderstanding on the purpose and etiquette of this thriving subforum, and since there is a long story of misundestandings betweeen iridium and DTR, I wager it is about
time to try to clarify this, before any mass bannings may occur like in the past.

You are remembered from MTGS as a random hillbilly who happens to also be a moderator on the fine webforum MTGSalvation, dedicated to the discussion of magical cards. On the other side, I'd wager that you may have happenstance seen DTR referenced over there as some "Wild West" webforum officially dedicated to the same topic, where bad taste is not only tolerated, but enforced (or in the words of those more faint of heart "A website with posts that shook me to my very core"). It is not difficult to imagine that you quickly made the logical leap that DTR would be the goto site whenever you would get fed up with the aseptic and oppressive nature of MTGS, and would like to indulge in your more basest impulses.

However, I do feel the need to alert you that your posts about our userbase mothers, while definitely hilarious and cutting-edge, fall outside the accepted conventions of our ecosystem. We do like
the occasional bad taste posting, provided some good humor is also provided, but alas, we are having some trouble finding it, which is why some of us have taken upon our hands the burden of improving them

To summarize: Your posts are shit. They get emergency beautification measures. Once they stop being shit and you learn to behave yourself with a modicum of composure, they will stop getting emergency beautification measures.

We hope this clears any misunderstandings that might remain and we anticipate that you may continue to grace us with your presence here.

Sincerely,

The governing board of DiesToRemoval dot com

As a guy who uses the term "Sperglord" to reference people with Aspergers, calls handicapped people "Roller Ballers" and just generally has no sense of respect for others, even I think your posts suck.

I am a great card analyst.

Bad taste, good humor. I see already some impromvemnt.

nothing that a small smiley can't do to improve human interaction in online media

As a guy who uses the term "Sperglord" to reference people with Aspergers, calls handicapped people "Roller Ballers" and just generally has no sense of respect for others, even I think your posts suck.

Gee that's harsh. With all the trouble I went with making that post

I am a great card analyst.

Bad taste, good humor. I see already some impromvemnt.

nothing that a small smiley can't do to improve human interaction in online media

Who said I wasn't a good moderator?

its okay though, I know I was just Saranth'd

As a guy who uses the term "Sperglord" to reference people with Aspergers, calls handicapped people "Roller Ballers" and just generally has no sense of respect for others, even I think your posts suck.

Gee that's harsh. With all the trouble I went with making that post

I was agreeing with you.

its okay though, I know I was just Saranth'd

Yep, got'em.

As a guy who uses the term "Sperglord" to reference people with Aspergers, calls handicapped people "Roller Ballers" and just generally has no sense of respect for others, even I think your posts suck.

Gee that's harsh. With all the trouble I went with making that post

I was agreeing with you.

Yeah I know, I was just japping

We both need to stop posting, we're Sarnathing each other repeatedly.

Alex: your posts are trash and always will be.

#regards

I'm here to talk about my spergs

Alex: your posts are trash and always will be.

#regards

I know you hate the Gators and all, but hey, I think we can still be friends.

I actually don't care about the gators at all. I hate alabama and uga. UF is generally pretty irrelevant until basketball season.

At least we can agree on hating Alabama. Bunch of slackjawed hillbillies.

btw guys, dux made another shitpost and then tried to cover his tracks deleting it once it got edited, so I undeleted it and locked the post, Harkius-style

This is fun!

What a great kick-off party for our 2nd anniversary this is turning out to be!

Wait donasdux is an mtgs mod?

This is fun!

go make a mill thread you filthy baguy

I can't compete with the trolls.

Doesnt him being here violate some sort of code of cock?

MTGS market street mod. He's also fond of carding people like the other bunch of the gang too!