Dies to Removal

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:22 am**

You're dragging it out, bro.

Yeah, I need to pull a costanza and just walk away. More coming later though. I have some ideas for bohemian rhapsody.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:23 am**

MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:24 am**

JUST BURNED A MAN

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:26 am**

Put a spell against his head, tapped a mountain now he's dead.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:28 am**

This is contagious.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:33 am**

Maaammaaaaaaaa

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:34 am**

The fire has juuusst begunnn......

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:34 am**

But now I've gone and blown 'em allll awaaayyyy......

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:42 am**

Fuck you, BluuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuueeeee!

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:54 am**

Anywhere the flame grows

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:01 am**

No, no, no...there is no Bohemian Rhapsody without redthirst! I'm still having giggle fits about the last time it happened...

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:05 am**

[deck]Mono Black Reanimator[/deck]

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:10 am**

Keep a safe distance if you can
cause you're never safe around deck brewin' man.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:59 am**

Lawyers sure have a lot of free time.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:02 am**

I leave for 4 hours to go read a book, and I discover I got left out of the blasphemy and the song parodies... This makes me sadder then it should...

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:25 am**

Lawyers sure have a lot of free time.

I'm a specialist, if no one needs me it's like I don't exist. I do inevitably sit around here for 10 hours a day though. If pip has a day off she might come visit for lunch.

what makes a man turn neutral? A list for gold? Power? Or we're you just born with a heart filled with neutrality?

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:38 am**

Okay...so with James droppin' decklists like they're going out of style, I'm not even going to try to sort and classify.

Rather, I made a sticky in the Brewery to keep them from getting lost. James, I've set all the posts to your ownership, so you can edit and comment on any of them within the list posts.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:40 am**

[deck]Heroic Azors[/deck]

You can activate the Ordeal's VERY quickly, drawing heaps of cards. If you find a treasure hunter you can combo out as well.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:47 am**

Father tumor take 2: the tumor-that-shouldn't-have-been-malignant is more extended than predicted and, well, malignant.
Will undergo surgery again tomorrow.

Yay.

PS: congrats to everyone that has been promoted!

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:05 am**

Sorry for being late, but thanks for the promotion.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:11 am**

Father tumor take 2: the tumor-that-shouldn't-have-been-malignant is more extended than predicted and, well, malignant.
Will undergo surgery again tomorrow.

Yay.

PS: congrats to everyone that has been promoted!

Thoughts are with you man.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:26 am**

Father tumor take 2: the tumor-that-shouldn't-have-been-malignant is more extended than predicted and, well, malignant.
Will undergo surgery again tomorrow.

Yay.

PS: congrats to everyone that has been promoted!

That's heavy man, hope he's ok.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:57 am**

I am currently 3-0 (6-0) in a DE:
Mono Red AIR 2-0
Mono Red Devotion 2-0
Mono Red Devotion 2-0

As we all know courtesy of the latest MTGS contribution, Mono Red mirrors are a coin flip; if you go first, you win.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:05 am**

I am currently 3-0 (6-0) in a DE:
Mono Red AIR 2-0
Mono Red Devotion 2-0
Mono Red Devotion 2-0

As we all know courtesy of the latest MTGS contribution, Mono Red mirrors are a coin flip; if you go first, you win.

Yeah... those fucking guys...

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:05 am**

For you, James...

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:07 am**

Seriously Chandra is insane.

Me: tap 4, Chandra, +1 kill your Firefist Striker
Him: untap, double lightning strike Chandra

Me: flippin' LOL

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:10 am**

2RR: destroy target creature. It's controller discards 2.

Yep. Fair magic card is fair.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:13 am**

You forgot tapping out for the turn, zem.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:20 am**

I put DS's prayer in a sticky so that it won't be lost...it's in the same sub as the clan thread.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:22 am**

You forgot tapping out for the turn, zem.

All the value.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:33 am**

4-0 (8-0)
2-0 vs Mono Red Air
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion

So lots of red at the top tables you might say. There were at least two others I know playing red at 3-0 as well.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:39 am**

4-0 (8-0)
2-0 vs Mono Red Air
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion
2-0 vs Mono Red Devotion

So lots of red at the top tables you might say. There were at least two others I know playing red at 3-0 as well.

Good job, congrats!

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:11 pm**

MJ "scrylands are exactly the lands we need in standard. They fix mana, but in a way that limits deck building options. Limitations for e creativity. They smooth draws and introduce more decisions, making for more complex games. I am SO happy these lands are in standard"

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:15 pm**

Playing a scry land on first turn. It's a land...

if I have a total of four lands (Including the one I just played) in hand, I'll tuck it

or

If I have all the gases to kill someone with but not lands to make it work, I'll put it back

Yup, good lands are good, as long as you don't get too greedy and pack more than four of them.

And congrats on the DE, zem. If only I could make this netbook work for mtgo.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:16 pm**

Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Won by a landslide
3-color's not a reality.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:26 pm**

what makes a man turn neutral? A list for gold? Power? Or we're you just born with a heart filled with neutrality?

-Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!

-If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello".

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:29 pm**

its fine, ill cut the ribbon from here. Ill just use the ship's laser...

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:33 pm**

-If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

-[Sigh] "Sexlexia"

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:51 pm**

Father tumor take 2: the tumor-that-shouldn't-have-been-malignant is more extended than predicted and, well, malignant.
Will undergo surgery again tomorrow.

Yay.

PS: congrats to everyone that has been promoted!

Please let us know how it goes.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:55 pm**

You know why this clan is the best? We can have a break for Bohemian Rhapsody and then still have old timers say "nice, but not as good as the other time we had a break for Bohemian Rhapsody"

Dies to Removal

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