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Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:17 pm**

I got a promotion

I'm hanging up the pedophile hunting gear

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:46 pm**

Now loli fans have nothing to fear

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:09 pm**

So impressed were they by Madding's ability to win dailies during work hours, they decided to allow him to continue winning dailies, but now from the corner office.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:14 pm**

I have every pearl jam 2000 world tour bootleg.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:22 pm**

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:28 pm**

Now loli fans have nothing to fear

they do, that crusade will remain a hobby

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:33 pm**

So impressed were they by Madding's ability to win dailies during work hours, they decided to allow him to continue winning dailies, but now from the corner office.

I'm not Zem

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:36 pm**

You are, number one

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:37 pm**

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

I knew a guy that owned them all and, for a percentage of the sale price, backed them all up for him and put them on his new iPhone and then sold the discs.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:41 pm**

Now answer the question

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:49 pm**

Zing. Of course I kept a copy, but I Never listen to them. its just kind of neat to have

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:05 pm**

Now answer the question

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:05 pm**

Nothing

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:07 pm**

Bullshit

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:24 pm**

Red card!

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:29 pm**

You can take your red card and shove it up your gender ambiguous ass

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:50 pm**

Wu tang is selling one copy of their new album

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:18 pm**

doesn't seem like a good business model.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:47 pm**

hey lord, do you hate when your painting inside a house, like in a basement, when the drywall is all fucking crazy? like soffetts of different heights.

cuz spackling that shit is fucking annoying

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:47 pm**

You can take your red card and shove it up your gender ambiguous ass

Rule 34.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:34 pm**

hey lord, do you hate when your painting inside a house, like in a basement, when the drywall is all fucking crazy? like soffetts of different heights.

cuz spackling that shit is fucking annoying

I do largely commercial work (basements are also remarkably rare in Texas as well), but yeah I can imagine

Guy I know tried spackling the siding on a house instead of using painters putty

Naturally everyone sees it, making it worse it's my brothers house so I get to hear about it...constantly

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:50 pm**

hey lord, do you hate when your painting inside a house, like in a basement, when the drywall is all fucking crazy? like soffetts of different heights.

cuz spackling that shit is fucking annoying
I do largely commercial work (basements are also remarkably rare in Texas as well), but yeah I can imagine

Guy I know tried spackling the siding on a house instead of using painters putty

Naturally everyone sees it, making it worse it's my brothers house so I get to hear about it...constantly

my brother used 20 minute quick dry as a patch for my nephews car.
n

commercial work isnt as bad but im basing my opinion on my dads stories working on the casinos and such when he was in the union.

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:56 pm**

It's much easier

In theory you'd think otherwise(residential you can kind of get away with more, due to homeowners not giving a shit and wanting to move in) but office suites are pretty much always built the same so it gets easy after a while, also far less shit to move around and worry about

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:13 am**

homeowners not giving a shit

uh... not some of the ones we've dealt with

contractors too.

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:24 am**

Ymmv i would imagine and I have largely limited experience with residential (even then, it's for family or as a favor so it's not really the same thing)

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:25 am**

I got a promotion

I'm hanging up the pedophile hunting gear

what is the promotion to?

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:27 am**

By favor, I mean boss/dad agreed to work on a clients house due to either a) being a drinking buddy of his or b) gave us metric fuck tons of work

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:27 am**

He's now the supervisor of a squad of pedo hunters.

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:29 am**

I was gonna say that, you asshole

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:32 am**

butthole

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:38 am**

I got a promotion

I'm hanging up the pedophile hunting gear
what is the promotion to?

probation and correction alternatives

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:40 am**

So by "correction" you mean "sodomy therapy" for the pedos

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:40 am**

Probe-ation

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:42 am**

So you get to tell pedis to have their balls cut off now?

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:46 am**

no more sex offender shit

it's a different unit

the only pedos i will care about are ones on probation

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:49 am**

Fascinating

Do you get minions or will you slowly be assigned them?

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:56 am**

I'm going to be somewhere between minion and taskmaster, so we will see

It's a 4 grade raise, in government jargon that is not insignificant

Pretty timely since my car is about to commit suicide

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:04 am**

I'm going to be somewhere between minion and taskmaster, so we will see

It's a 4 grade raise, in government jargon that is not insignificant

Pretty timely since my car is about to commit suicide

i thought you rode the bus to work

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:05 am**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GMxksWLOc

you can thank me whenever. or never. but if you dont ill fuck you in the ass and humble you old country way

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:05 am**

Formal conglaturations madding.

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