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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:38 pm
by Calamity
Man...I absolutely detest getting sick. Some gut bug grabbed me and completely turned me into its bitch...ugh. About this time last night I woke from passing out in the living room and actually considered going to the ER...I had a rhythmic "whooshing" in my ears that was likely being caused by a serious blood pressure spike, my hand joints felt like they were full of glass (inflammatory chemistry in our bodies can do that when fighting to kill off a bug) and I felt like my head was afire. Scary shit, I am here to tell you.

I got up at 0530 to get my kids up and moving for school; went back to bed at 0630 figuring I'd catch just a little more sleep as I was feeling marginally better though still battling a headache. Next thing I remember was waking and
looking at the clock: Damn-near 2PM!! I felt like a bear trying to come out of hibernation and my dogs were having an absolute fit because they were still crated. I can do without any more such experiences, thank you very much. :sweat:

On the MtG front, I've been pretty much just theorycrafting and living vicariously through others--I'm thinking at this point I'm going to write Sally off for good. After looking at a number of "Competitive" threads over there today, I recognized the repeating pattern: Person starts a reasonably decent topic, a few people try to carry on a productive conversation, then a flock of scrubs with the combined brainpower of a paramecium descend and utterly derail all meaningful conversation with total-horseshit-my-mind-is-made-up-don't-confuse-me-with-facts-because-this-guy-did-this-at-this-FNM comments and then perist in arguing their pet theories as though they are
somehow lifechanging. It's utterly frustrating, and as Helios observed, I feel like I'm leaving pieces of my life wasted and unrecoverable every time I pull up a thread over there. It seriously punctuates the impact this clan has had on me...I am far from a talented player, but my understanding of the game has grown exponentially over our year together. You people rock, plain and simple.

I'm also dealing with a bit of melancholy tonight...the marching band competitive season is drawing to a close, and I feel that keen sense of loss that accompanies the end of such shared experiences. These kids and parents are such fantastic, dedicated and enthusiastic people...I'm going to very much miss spending time with them and seeing the band take its dreams into reality as a single, focused entity.

For any of you who are interested to see what I've been blathering on about over these past weeks, the following is one of the best performances of "What If?" by the Jaguar Pride. All parental bias
aside, take a look at this and realize that this is not a pro-level band but rather a bunch of teenagers who've practiced together two nights a week who are generating this level of drama and emotion...it is truly awe-inspiring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY5L_FY8H48
As a former high school band geek (currently college band geek) that video brings back memories of competitions...

I didn't watch the whole vid but they sounded (and looked) pretty good, especially for a high school band.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:43 pm
by Khaospawn
Fuck yeah, Z is famous now.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:44 pm
by DroppinSuga
And it was a decent article!

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:53 pm
by Khaospawn
Article was good.

I wonder why Z's sideboard wasn't printed.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:53 pm
by redthirst
Secret tech.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:00 pm
by Khaospawn
Is it secret!? Is it safe!?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:17 pm
by photodyer
Serious props to Josh Silvestri for recognizing what we already know--that zemanjaski is ascendant as the red mage of this age, and that he and the dedicated developers of Pyromancer Red have established a format-defining archetype.

Congratulations to you James for your vision and perseverence; bravissimo! And to all my clanmates who've taken the deck in its varied iterations and demonstrated its power and versatility:

Image

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:20 pm
by redthirst

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:29 pm
by Khaospawn
I'll join you.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:40 pm
by redthirst
More the merrier.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:42 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Such entertainment.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:44 pm
by Self Medicated
Is it a full moon tonight? Because all the fucking crazies are coming out.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:46 pm
by redthirst
You broke me, Kaze.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:46 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I do that.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:48 pm
by rcwraspy
Wow. I'm impressed. And it even has proper attribution! (I meant the article. Catching up on random R/b newbness now)

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:49 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I love listening to these plebes. I'll never be bored.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:50 pm
by Kazekirimaru
SM, is your avy broken on purpose?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:52 pm
by Alex
Article was good.

I wonder why Z's sideboard wasn't printed.
Sideboard is pretty self explanatory anyway. No need to post it. He probably just left it out since it wasn't discussed.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:54 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Good ol' DarkRitual, always ready with the infractions.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:56 pm
by Self Medicated
SM, is your avy broken on purpose?
It's working on my end. Hmmm...

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:57 pm
by redthirst
Dammit, Kaze. Broken again.

:rofl:

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:58 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Image

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:02 pm
by Khaospawn
See how that dude is crying to the mod to ban us? Oh, the lulz.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:04 pm
by Self Medicated
Originally posted by Tony on MTGS:
The stuff he's writing is going to make the people who take them seriously worse players. He's just arguing for the sake of being right inside his own head, and not really having any logic.
Jesus.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:06 pm
by Khaospawn
"Degrading the quality of this fine forum."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


He must be new.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:08 pm
by Alex
Originally posted by Tony on MTGS:
The stuff he's writing is going to make the people who take them seriously worse players. He's just arguing for the sake of being right inside his own head, and not really having any logic.
Jesus.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:14 pm
by Helios
"Degrading the quality of this fine forum."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


He must be new.
That had to be the best part. What a suck-up.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:19 pm
by windstrider
See how that dude is crying to the mod to ban us? Oh, the lulz.
No. Where is this happening?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:21 pm
by redthirst
I'm trying to get him back into the conversation, but he may have just called me a stupid head and went home.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:22 pm
by rcwraspy
holy crap. I just had a great post all written up, just to get a "this thread is closed" response :(

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:22 pm
by redthirst
And locked.

Well, at least I killed an hour.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:25 pm
by Khaospawn
Another job well done, gents.

RT, teach me how to "change my logic when it suits me."

Many lolz were had this day.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:26 pm
by redthirst
I was honestly curious what he meant by that.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:26 pm
by Alex
Another job well done, gents.

RT, teach me how to "change my logic when it suits me."

Many lolz were had this day.
Right? Clearly logic isn't concrete, lul.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:28 pm
by Khaospawn
I was honestly curious what he meant by that.
It's "idiot-speak" for "You keep confusing me with your big words and lengthy sentences. Stop that!"

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:30 pm
by redthirst
I was honestly curious what he meant by that.
It's "idiot-speak" for "You keep confusing me with your big words and lengthy sentences. Stop that!"
There's the problem. I forgot to turn on my Google idiot translator when I logged on to Sally today.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:32 pm
by Khaospawn
I was honestly curious what he meant by that.
It's "idiot-speak" for "You keep confusing me with your big words and lengthy sentences. Stop that!"
There's the problem. I forgot to turn on my Google idiot translator when I logged on to Sally today.
I work at Sam's Club in Pinellas Park, Florida. After awhile, the natives accept you and you can
understand them and somewhat speak their language.

But you'll never be one of them.

It's like my own personal "Gorillas in the Mist."

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:32 pm
by Alex
I was honestly curious what he meant by that.
It's "idiot-speak" for "You keep confusing me with your big words and lengthy sentences. Stop that!"
There's the problem. I forgot to turn on my Google idiot translator when I logged on to Sally today.
At least they have a Google translate for idiot. They don't have a Google app that'll translate posts containing
nothing but

:vomit:

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:37 pm
by Khaospawn
Alright, redthirst. When and where is the next party?

edit: this reminds me of the best line from Total Recall: "SEE YOU AT THA PARTY, RICTOR!"

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:38 pm
by windstrider
Wow. Uh, yeah. That was idiocy on a grand scale.