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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:46 am
by Helios
Inb4 proxy Legacy Lands takes the tourney down.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:52 am
by Kazekirimaru
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:33 am
by Valdarith
Lands is a cool ass deck. I think it'd be hilarious if someone brought it but that deck is hard as hell to pilot. But lol at proxied Karakas.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:36 am
by RedNihilist
Happy b-day TubeHunter!
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:54 am
by redthirst
I know it got lost in everything, but happy B-day Calamity.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:08 am
by warwizard87
Slight update. I went through the wreckage. Only four rooms have actual fire damage. My storage roo. Laundry room, bath room and kitchen. Some how the fireddidn't enter the two bed rooms. I have some heat damage in each but a lot of smoke and water damage. We salvaged what we could. Ended up with most of my dvds, past a certin point the heat actually mealted any plastic. But most were saved. All my video games. ( they were in a glass cabinet) the Xbox looks shot a lot of smoke damage. My comics survived they were on a box on the floor I bag and board so they didn't get hit. And apperantly I got lucky my magic collection looks intact ( mostly) my box of commons and uncommons was splated by water and gone but my rares and my red stuff for t2 actulay survived by some odd ball stroke of luck that found them getting knocked off my desk and into a box and didn't get to much water or smoke. Ended up with less then 50% of my
cloathing anything that wasnt on a drawer is ruined beyond washing.or was in the dirty hamper and burnt up. So I'm not to bad off, homeless but I have one cat still alive some of my cloathing and some of my things. Need to go get a new social security card and birth certificate those were both iny files in the storage room. Guys I thank you for the thoughts and prayers. Kind words and empathy are what I think I need most right now.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:09 am
by F.I.A
Being a victim with a house being soaked badly before, I can surely understand how that feels. Just give me a message as well, warwizard, and I'll see what I can do.
On the other hand, variance kicks me in the butt by handling me hands with 1-land (Muta) keep in 2-mans.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:14 am
by Kazekirimaru
Glad a kitty survived <3
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:19 am
by LP, of the Fires
So my 19 year old sister is pregnant and planning on moving to Texas with her boyfriend in December. I'm gonna smoke this pack of cigarettes I just bought right now.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:21 am
by DocLawless
@warwizard87: This shit will pass, redbro. Keep your head up.
@LP: Fucking kids...
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:28 am
by windstrider
That is good to hear, warwizard. Thanks for the update. Please let us know how things progress with you.
LP -- Oh lord.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:07 am
by Jack
Warwizard: That's...better, I guess. You still have a cat to cherish, Magic cards to play, comics to read, and (based upon your punctuation mistakes and sentence structure) a smartphone.
Two questions:
1) Do you have a place to stay until things get sorted out?
2) Are you still able to take care of your cat?
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:11 am
by Valdarith
Glad to hear you were able to salvage some things. Hoping for more good news coming your way.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:22 am
by LP, of the Fires
That is good to hear, warwizard. Thanks for the update. Please let us know how things progress with you.
LP -- Oh lord.
To go with said pack of cigarettes, we've added two 40s. Just talked to Grandmother and Aunt. Going to visit the family this week. Not looking forward to a house of emotionally driven women.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:48 am
by Calamity
Thanks for the Birthday wishes redbros
and I'm glad things are starting to look up for you warwizard, though it's unfortunate you have to go through it.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:52 am
by photodyer
@ LK - We're gonna have to talk about that cig thing, my brother-in-arms, but I'll save that particular bit of pontification for another time (and yes, I speak from the perspective of the other side of the butt as well...you know it pretty well comes with the uniform and the band of brothers).
As to the sister sitch...peace be with you, man. You're an intelligent, logical man with a level head and a realistic world perspecitve...all of which will not mean jack shit in that room full of hormone-ramped women. Just remember that no matter how pissed and volatile they get with one another, they will come together in a hot minute and strike you down like the Hand of God if try to promulgate any logical and rational action that circumvents their process. Because remember, that at the heart of it all, YOU ARE A MAN AND IT IS YOUR GODDAM FAULT BECAUSE GUYS CAN'T KEEP THEIR JUNK IN THEIR PANTS!!
Just something to hang in the
back of your mind for whenever it seems like a good idea to suggest rationale courses of action...save it for later, my friend.
------------------------------
And to echo redthirst:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CALAMITY! Hope you had a great day and fist-bumps from your clanbros!
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:58 am
by Yarpus
LP, that's some serious shit.
Well, as the younger sibling I see the situation from her standpoint. I could call myself a walking definition of bad decision. That's why I will never forget that my bro was always there for me. He was with me when I was basically stepping into very heavy drinking stage, he was there when I had my first pain attacks when I basically wanted to scratch my face off from the pain I didn't knew yet, he was there when I basically fucked up 4 years of my education. Can't push my/his ideals onto you, but I'd say: be there for her when she's going to need it. You are smart man enough to know that this plane is going to crash sooner or later. And as younger sibling I'll tell you that she's really going to need your help.
At least that's what I think.
Slight update. I went through the wreckage. Only four rooms have actual fire damage. My storage roo. Laundry room, bath room and
kitchen. Some how the fireddidn't enter the two bed rooms. I have some heat damage in each but a lot of smoke and water damage. We salvaged what we could. Ended up with most of my dvds, past a certin point the heat actually mealted any plastic. But most were saved. All my video games. ( they were in a glass cabinet) the Xbox looks shot a lot of smoke damage. My comics survived they were on a box on the floor I bag and board so they didn't get hit. And apperantly I got lucky my magic collection looks intact ( mostly) my box of commons and uncommons was splated by water and gone but my rares and my red stuff for t2 actulay survived by some odd ball stroke of luck that found them getting knocked off my desk and into a box and didn't get to much water or smoke. Ended up with less then 50% of my cloathing anything that wasnt on a drawer is ruined beyond washing.or was in the dirty hamper and burnt up. So I'm not to bad off, homeless but I have one cat still alive some of my cloathing and some of my things.
Need to go get a new social security card and birth certificate those were both iny files in the storage room. Guys I thank you for the thoughts and prayers. Kind words and empathy are what I think I need most right now.
Glad to hear that man. Apparently Red gods are with you, begging the flames at the deciding moment to not let them touch sacred mountains.
Okay, this joke might be too much.
Still, it's good you're not empty handed. You'll have to rebuild lots of stuff in your life, but remember it gives you many opportunities you didn't had before.
Also, sorry - I can't afford spending a single penny. I already eat anything once per three days and my financial situation just doesn't get better. At least I slowly become slim and fit again.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:04 am
by photodyer
Okay...have you ever seen a more blatant attempt to sell high $$ cards?! Seriously... may we all run into match after match against people attempting this mana base.
[deck=Jund Aggro - Mark Nestico 11/05/2013]
Creatures (27)
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Experiment One
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Sylvan Caryatid
3 Polukranos, World Eater
Planeswalkers (3)
3 Domri Rade
Lands (24)
4 Forest
2 Mountain
2 Swamp
4 Blood Crypt
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple of Abandon
Spells (6)
3 Hero's Downfall
3 Thoughtseize
Sideboard
4 Mistcutter Hydra
4 Pack Rat
2 Destructive Revelry
3 Xenagos, the Reveler
1 Mizzium Mortars
1 Thoughtseize
[/deck]
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:10 am
by zemanjaski
That deck can surely be described as 75 legal cards...
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:15 am
by Jack
Happy birthday, TubeHunter!
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:26 am
by photodyer
That deck can surely be described as 75 legal cards...
Yeah...and Olde Frothingslosh could surely be described as beer...but you couldn't pay me to drink it.
Seriously...what a pile. I know the guys at SCG are under the gun to produce content, but is it any wonder that such garbage concepts show up on Sally with this sort of tripe being promulgated? I mean, I am GUILTY of trying to run pet decks/cards that I had no business running in a given meta, but this? Sheesh.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:36 am
by Kazekirimaru
Okay...have you ever seen a more blatant attempt to sell high $$ cards?! Seriously... may we all run into match after match against people attempting this mana base.
[deck=Jund Aggro - Mark Nestico 11/05/2013]
Creatures (27)
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Experiment One
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Sylvan Caryatid
3 Polukranos, World Eater
Planeswalkers (3)
3 Domri Rade
Lands (24)
4 Forest
2 Mountain
2 Swamp
4 Blood Crypt
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple of Abandon
Spells (6)
3 Hero's Downfall
3 Thoughtseize
Sideboard
4 Mistcutter Hydra
4 Pack Rat
2 Destructive Revelry
3 Xenagos, the Reveler
1 Mizzium Mortars
1 Thoughtseize
[/deck]
Because that's exactly what
Experiment Jund needed.
Less stable mana and a full book Thoughtseize.
Sign me up, guys. Meta-breaking shit right here.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:39 am
by LP, of the Fires
Pretty sure I played against something similar to that round 4 at the open. Turn 1 stomping gorund, sure. Turn 2 cackler? K. Turn 3 dreg mangler? Reckoner bro. G2. Turn 1, mountain cackler, shock it. Turn 2, no land cackler? Shock it. Turn 3, temple pass. Reckoner bro. Scoop.
The one thing I like about that list is that Caryatid evolves experiment one. Things I don't like about the list? It plays caryatid and experiment one in the same deck. Theoretically it works, but it's offensive to my sensibilities of what an agro deck should be.
@Photo. Basically had that entire conversation with my father. Including the butts(he's also gone through the uniform bit). I do not look forward to the visit home. Distraught grandmother, Angsty sister, and my aunt being...my aunt. *sigh* This should be a riot.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:43 am
by Jack
Just replace Cackler with Deathrite and you're golden. After all, wouldn't you rather have $14 than $1?
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:50 am
by LP, of the Fires
Need to make something sweet. A kibler deck sounds good. Need to beat agro and control.
Step 1, mana: 3 elvish Mystic, 4 sylvan caryatid.
Step 2, Aggressive and/or big green creatures: 4 Lotleth troll, 3 Polukranos 2 Dreg Mangler
Step 3, Disruption: 3 Abrupt decay, 2 Hero's Downfall, 3 thoughtseize.
Step 4, Filler: To be Continued.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:50 am
by DocLawless
I hope I show up on Friday and everyone has netdecked this list.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:00 am
by Kazekirimaru
Happy day of birth, Tubehunter!
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:03 am
by Kazekirimaru
Now that you're 18 and an adult, TubeHunter, I can finally impart the one single piece of adult advice I have upon you:
Don't get married.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:06 am
by Kazekirimaru
Steer clear of women all together just to be safe.
Talking to them is severely advised against.
Looking at them is pushing it.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:07 am
by hamfactorial
dat grizzled
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:07 am
by windstrider
Before I forget, Happy Birthday, Calamity!
That list of cards is certainly a list full of Magic cards. I guess it has that going for it.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:09 am
by Jack
Oh, damn, does this make me the only one here who isn't legally an adult?
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:12 am
by Kazekirimaru
Oh, damn, does this make me the only one here who isn't legally an adult?
I was under the impression TubeHunter was holding the title of Youngest FOS member.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:18 am
by zemanjaski
I really do like the insult "looks like a collection of legal magic cards". So condescending >:)
For anyone interested in my writing career, latest news in clan private.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:21 am
by Self Medicated
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:22 am
by Jack
Oh, damn, does this make me the only one here who isn't legally an adult?
I was under the impression TubeHunter was holding the title of Youngest FOS member.
Nope, I'm still 17 until June.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:44 am
by F.I.A
Okay...have you ever seen a more blatant attempt to sell high $$ cards?! Seriously... may we all run into match after match against people attempting this mana base.
[deck=Jund Aggro - Mark Nestico 11/05/2013]
Creatures (27)
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Experiment One
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Sylvan Caryatid
3 Polukranos, World Eater
Planeswalkers (3)
3 Domri Rade
Lands (24)
4 Forest
2 Mountain
2 Swamp
4 Blood Crypt
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple of Abandon
Spells (6)
3 Hero's Downfall
3 Thoughtseize
Sideboard
4 Mistcutter Hydra
4 Pack Rat
2 Destructive Revelry
3 Xenagos, the Reveler
1 Mizzium Mortars
1 Thoughtseize
[/deck]
It should have added [card]
Voice of Resurgence[/card] to bump up the cost further.
@ LP: Certainly a dreadful news. Best luck for you, dude.
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:47 am
by Calamity
My roommate got me a bottle of whiskey called Sinfire for my birthday.
It's perfect
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:00 am
by RaidaTheBlade
I really do like the insult "looks like a collection of legal magic cards". So condescending >:)
For anyone interested in my writing career, latest news in clan private.
;-; But I'M interested!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:02 am
by LP, of the Fires
Monday, you may or may not want to check CFB.