Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:13 am
Shave that back it'll look bigger.+ 40 pounds of hair
- 2 ounces of toenails
+ 45 pounds of neckbeard fat
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:15 am
Why the hell would I have a sexual fantasy about a chore I hate doing?Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.
(Don't be gross, guys. I do it. I just hate it.)
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:17 am
mander's has a massive bush, god damn it
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:21 am
I mean I just don't get that you would be disgusted by the idea of tying up a guy, getting out a couple cans of shaving cream/gel, and making a night of it?Why the hell would I have a sexual fantasy about a chore I hate doing?Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.
(Don't be gross, guys. I do it. I just hate it.)
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:22 am
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:23 am
If you were expecting drama, I imagine this must have come as quite a shock. Sry guests.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:32 am
mander's has a massive bush, god damn it
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:33 am
it smells like cheetos
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:36 am
I prefer to see a pair of tits that I can touch, suck, and fuck. On Magical cards its creepy.WTF? Lands are pretty boring to look at, yo.it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini
I can't blame him for preferring to see a pair of tits, can you?!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:41 am
I told you not to get gross, k8!!
@ Clicky: I'm not THAT dom, dude.
@ Clicky: I'm not THAT dom, dude.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:43 am
manders you do this thing where you reveal private stuff in public but then go "oh, you naughty boy!" when someone asks you about it.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:45 am
Like one of those high school girls who is discovering their feminine power for the first time and chooses to exert it ever-so-slightly because even they don't know the full extent of it.manders you do this thing where you reveal private stuff in public but then go "oh, you naughty boy!" when someone asks you about it.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:46 am
my analogies get better and better
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:47 am
like that fat girl at fnm the other day who was still getting lots of attention because 50% of her rack was hanging out, she kept saying 'you can't do anything to freak me out' to the dude who was trying to perv her out
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:49 am
then she told everyone she was 16 and 'everyone always thinks i am older' and the amount of attention she got from all the 25 year old neckbeards decreased maybe 1% upon learning her age, maybe increased 2%, tough to tell
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:53 am
She learned from that though. Next time she exerts her feminine power she won't make that mistake again.then she told everyone she was 16 and 'everyone always thinks i am older' and the amount of attention she got from all the 25 year old neckbeards decreased maybe 1% upon learning her age, maybe increased 2%, tough to tell
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:54 am
For some girls it takes years to realize their full agency but for those hot girls who know they're hot, they come out of junior / high school milking their assets for all they're worth. and why not? us men fall for it and happily so!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:56 am
Like rats in a maze. Sure it sucks that we gotta figure out how to get through the twisting caverns, but at the end the shaving cream bondage cheese!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:57 am
young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:58 am
Cool ranch doritosit smells like cheetos
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:58 am
I thought your annoyance builds slowly, like a pot beginning to simmer on a hot stove.young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:59 am
another analogy. maybe I should name change to King Analogy then later shorten it to King Anal.I thought your annoyance builds slowly, like a pot beginning to simmer on a hot stove.young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:00 am
The thought of someone wiping their cheesy / greasy hands on their bush is grotesquely wonderful
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:00 am
So revolting! So human!The thought of someone wiping their cheesy / greasy hands on their bush is grotesquely wonderful
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:03 am
so cheeeeesy
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:05 am
funny cause it was the reverse at mine. 25+ acting 12 and 12 acting like grown adults. The fuck.young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:06 am
I'm getting the same way with potheads, I don't mind them increasing their enjoyment and some of them do actually play better stoned but I hate coming in after conversing with one of them on their 'smoke break.' You reek like pot, you slowplay like hell, and you're more prone to do objectively annoying things like say "Thragtusky" over and over ad nauseum.young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:11 am
It's generally known as "Gay Bar Syndrome" for the way straight people act in gay bars as opposed to the gay people who just call it "a bar."funny cause it was the reverse at mine. 25+ acting 12 and 12 acting like grown adults. The fuck.young people at fnm are beginning to make me not enjoy fnm, who would have imagined i am easily annoyed?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:14 am
Guest back me up on that one.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:16 am
The best is when you decided to not attended FNMs anymore and 8+ decide they do the same.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:16 am
i think it's different than that and it's just everyone at an fnm will be annoying because they're not just gamers, they're not just neckbeards, they're the fused version that can only be cast from the hand
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:16 am
old and young alike, so smelly
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:18 am
Guys, what do you expect me to do?
"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."
Who amongst you would believe me?
Why bother?
"Fuck you, I don't have a bush. I said I don't like to shave, BUT I STILL DO."
Who amongst you would believe me?
Why bother?
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:24 am
Judas!I would believe you.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:24 am
FNM... Rule 0.. Fucking shower and use deodorant
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:24 am
It's less like a bush and more like a bowl of cheetos
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:25 am
It's less like a bush and more like a bowl of cheetos
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:28 am
Kudos on the avatar, though.Judas!I would believe you.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:32 am
wait, a bag of cool ranch doritos
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:41 am
Help me out here guys, I have a difficult decision to make and I'd like your input. Do I do the stupid thing, or the stupider thing with the bigger payoff?