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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:40 am
by Kaitscralt
set up a tent in your office, camper
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:40 am
by Pendulum
I thought of that after I posted, but oh well. I need to live up to my Checkbox comparison.
What kind of work do you do?
Contract killer. I had to get a cover job as a campground director to get access to the turtles, you see, because turtles will eat anything.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:41 am
by Pendulum
ANYTHING
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:41 am
by DroppinSuga
I was hoping you worked in finance or something. I am seriously disappointed.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:49 am
by Kazekirimaru
I thought of that after I posted, but oh well. I need to live up to my Checkbox comparison.
What kind of work do you do?
Contract killer. I had to get a cover job as a campground director to get access to the turtles, you see, because turtles will eat anything.
Seems legit.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:58 am
by Kaitscralt
seems shit
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:17 am
by DroppinSuga
You're trying too hard.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:22 am
by Kaitscralt
you really haven't taken well to being called a tryhard checkboo considering you won't shut the fuck up about it
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:28 am
by DroppinSuga
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:34 am
by Kaitscralt
aka
if you can't try hard, try harder
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:37 am
by DroppinSuga
That's why I love you Scralty.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:41 am
by Pendulum
This is like watching one of those movie scenes where the hyperactive puppy starts following the gruff old man home, except somehow the dog managed to duct tape itself to his leg.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:43 am
by Second Harkius
This is like watching one of those movie scenes where the hyperactive puppy starts following the gruff old man home, except somehow the dog managed to duct tape itself to his leg.
yea that's a great description
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:43 am
by Pendulum
The dog is, of course, humping his leg in this scenario.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am
by Second Harkius
I would have gone with "old grizzled cop paired with a young hotshot rookie who he can't stand but they later go through a bunch of trials and become the best of friends" but your analysis was equally vivid.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am
by Second Harkius
GUYS I AM PMING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am
by Pendulum
The young hotshot is, of course, humping his leg in this scenario.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:45 am
by Second Harkius
I just PMed Pendulum a drama filled PM.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:46 am
by Tom Servo
something is always humping, that's the point
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:47 am
by Tom Servo
Brace yourself. and your core. we don't want to shake you to it
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:48 am
by Pendulum
I just PMed Pendulum a drama filled PM.
My entire outlook on life has been altered by this PM that I have received from Spambolic.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:49 am
by Pendulum
I... I had no idea the looking glass went so far.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am
by Pendulum
Oh God I just puked.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am
by Tom Servo
It gets better after you puke. The drugs should be kicking in any second
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am
by Pendulum
My poor core.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:51 am
by Tom Servo
your core has been gaped
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:52 am
by Tom Servo
your poor gaping core
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:54 am
by Pendulum
cannot...
...cannot unsee.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:55 am
by Pendulum
And I mean I haven't even opened the PM yet, that's just all in the title.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:03 am
by Pendulum
Wait, who's this Ambassador Laquatus guy that's actually behind everything?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am
by Kaitscralt
you both have it wrong
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am
by Kaitscralt
i already said that checkbox is lenny
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am
by Kaitscralt
i forgot to say that i am george
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:39 am
by Pendulum
Okay I'm back.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:29 am
by Pendulum
Hmm, the Mutavault section seems poorly named now.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:36 am
by Kaitscralt
You're right
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:01 am
by Pendulum
You're right
There's a first time for everything.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:06 am
by Kaitscralt
Sorry I was saying that to my last post, I always forget to quote
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:07 am
by ( G_R )
Quick, someone make a tl;dr of the weekend ITT.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:10 am
by Pendulum
Quick, someone make a tl;dr of the weekend ITT.
Tom Servo's like that in real life too, I get really emotional about art and am a man-slut, Suga had a birthday and wants me to bang his wife and has taken tryharding to a whole new level, Spammy's the root of all evil and apparently really dislikes the PM system, and Baguy is still Carnage.