Dies to Removal

You're right, burn isn't good right now, but it's the only deck I can afford and it is fun to toy around with. 17 lands + YP$ + Gitaxian Probe = get greedy.

I'm actually really starting to like Blue... In Commander.

Blind Seer FTW

Common mistakes in aggro plays?

Playing with Firewater: the Legacy of the Drunken Master
by Khaospawn

All of my [mana]R[/mana].


Edit: Which reminds me, about a week ago, the store owner where I play at was showing off some new jank Green Devotion build he has (he sometimes build weird decks to play randoms with at the store). After getting beat about 5 games in a row, he goes on some typical old-man rant like always. "I don't get it! I have access to every single Magic card and read all the articles I can, but I can't seem to win a game tonight!." He
points at me from across the room when I look at him ranting. "And then this motherfucker comes in here winning every week drunk off his ass and I have no idea how he does it! What is it about the Aldermans? The more they drink, the better they get!"

When I told that to my brother, he goes, "Yeah, I've been getting pretty drunk on EDH Thursdays and just running this shit out of each pod I play in. I'm actually starting to get bored."

It must be a latent genetic talent.

Also, thanks Windstrider for trying to turn my sister into a D2R groupie. I'm holding you personally responsible if she starts posting here.

Sister. You have a sister. If you do not turn, then perhaps she will.

holy shit this clan posts a lot. I was inactive over the weekend and had to catch up on over 10 pages.

1st: Happy Veteran's Day, everybody - a day late, sorry. A big THANK YOU to anybody who served.

@Z: Great article on CFB! For your next article, why not use your How to Magma Jet article from here as a starting point? Reid Duke wrote a similar article about Thoughtseize that was put behind SCG's paywall.

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

I could add another 500 words and some more small tidbits to the Magma Jet article...would be pretty easy and I think it's a good article.

Maybe an article in explaining to your opponent how dead they are, and correct etiquette for revealing you hand to demonstrate said fact.

I could add another 500 words and some more small tidbits to the Magma Jet article...would be pretty easy and I think it's a good article.

Maybe an article in explaining to your opponent how dead they are, and correct etiquette for revealing you hand to demonstrate said fact.

I can't tell if the second one was sarcastic or not, but honestly it's not a bad idea. Slow-rolling is not cool, but you also can't be overly cocky.

It's common knowledge here that you show enough to win, but the masses aren't aware.

you also can't be overly cocky.

Excepting Redthirst, of course.

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

It's where they tell you not to have sex before you're married in lieu of actually giving you a proper education, then act surprised when kids do it anyway and teen pregnancy rates skyrocket over other states. Usually happens when the school board is composed in it's entirety of conservative Christians.

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

It's where they tell you not to have sex before you're married in lieu of actually giving you a proper education, then act surprised when kids do it anyway and teen pregnancy rates skyrocket over other states. Usually happens when the school board is composed in it's entirety of conservative Christians.

Oh it's a school thing?

And here I thought the point of sending your child for an education was so they can get an ... what's the word I'm looking for ...
oh, right, EDUCATION!

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

It's where they tell you not to have sex before you're married in lieu of actually giving you a proper education, then act surprised when kids do it anyway and teen pregnancy rates skyrocket over other states. Usually happens when the school board is composed in it's entirety of conservative Christians.

nOh it's a school thing?

And here I thought the point of sending your child for an education was so they can get an ... what's the word I'm looking for ... oh, right, EDUCATION!

I know, right? Kids are going to fuck whether adults like it or not. May as well just teach them how not to be idiots about it.

At least nobody is trying to teach Creationism in high school science classes... oh, wait...

gonna take some cards in to trade to my LGS on Friday. I'm going to unload: 1x Jace, Architect of Thought and 2x Voice of Resurgence. I'm never going to finish the playsets of either card and likely won't build a deck that utilizes them in any format, so why not sell now. I'm hoping to get 1x Wasteland, 1x Fetch (preferably Misty or Verdant) and a playset of Inquisition of Kozilek. Sound reasonable?

My daughter told me that people couldn't have babies until they were married. I asked her who told her that and she said her mama did. I laughed and told her that her mama was full of crap.

I'll be teaching my daughter about safe sex - not telling her it's wrong and evil and just hoping everything works out - even though that's the acceptable way to "teach" sex ed around here.

Me: attack for lethal, good game
Him: responses...?
Me: you don't have any, you're dead
Him: ok, sure
Me: also I still had two lightning strike, you were really dead. You played terribly.
Him: you're being quite the jerk
Me: oh really tough guy? Want to step outside and discuss this in private?
Him: that hardly seems necessary
Me: good. I've gut to fight your sister's ass later and I need to keep my energy up. Thanks for the game, i wish you all the best for next round. She's a dirty whore.

Classy.

Me: attack for lethal, good game
Him: responses...?
Me: you don't have any, you're dead
Him: ok, sure
Me: also I still had two lightning strike, you were really dead. You played terribly.
Him: you're being quite the jerk
Me: oh really tough guy? Want to step outside and discuss this in private?
Him: that hardly seems necessary
Me: good. I've gut to fight your sister's ass later and I need to keep my energy up. Thanks for the game, i wish you all the best for next round. She's a dirty whore.

CFB doesn't know what it's in for.

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

You watch Oprah?

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a
bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

You watch Oprah?

Only for the articles

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at
a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

You watch Oprah?

Only for the articles

Oprah. The toughest of Ham's challenges.

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

You watch Oprah?

Only for the articles

Oprah. The toughest of Ham's challenges.

Not even once

TOO MANY LULZ BEING HAD

I'm a big fan of the slow roll aka "still had all these".

I fling them at my opponent one at a time and scream "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I'm a sore winner...

Oprah plays RDW? You get a bolt, you get a bolt, you get a bolt! Everybody gets a bolt!

You watch Oprah?

Only for the articles

Oprah. The toughest of Ham's challenges.

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

Abstinence-only forbids the teaching of sex education beyond extolling the virtues of waiting to have sex until you're married. It's formed out of the misguided belief that educating kids about the consequences of sex (pregnancy, STD, etc.) only serves to encourage them to have sex.

Choose your destiny.

Stick dicks in vagina, extend hand.

@South: What the hell is "abstinence only" in relation to your state? Sex out of wedlock is illegal?

Abstinence-only forbids the teaching of sex education beyond extolling the virtues of waiting to have sex until you're married. It's formed out of the misguided belief that educating kids about the consequences of sex (pregnancy, STD, etc.) only serves to encourage them to have sex.

They should show parents the reactions kids in other states have when they watch those videos in 6th grade.

Also, I can't believe 1992 sixth grade in MA was more grounded in
reality than 2013 sixth grade elsewhere in the same country. I know people have different political beliefs, religious beliefs, etc., but that just strikes me as wrong simply for the sake of being stubborn.

If I had a daughter, I'd tell her that sex creates devils and blackholes and if I ever find out she's doing it, I'll kill the sumbitch who stuck is whowhodilly in her.

If I had a daughter, I'd tell her that sex creates devils and blackholes and if I ever find out she's doing it, I'll kill the sumbitch who stuck is whowhodilly in her.

red's dick creates blackholes on a daily basis.

If I had a daughter, I'd tell her that sex creates devils and blackholes and if I ever find out she's doing it, I'll kill the sumbitch who stuck is whowhodilly in her.

red's dick creates blackholes on a daily basis.

Then he can prove to her the truth of it.

If I had a daughter, I'd tell her that sex creates devils and blackholes and if I ever find out she's doing it, I'll kill the sumbitch who stuck is whowhodilly in her.

red's dick creates blackholes on a daily basis.

Then he can prove to her the truth of it.

Are you sure you want that? You may not have a daughter after he's done.

Saw the trailer for the Oldboy remake.

Fuck yeah. Look's ballin'.

What is sex?

Holy Cuntshit.
God exists.

I wasn't sleeping. Second night. So I'm for around 30-40 hours on legs. And I need to go to my job. I'm like oh god this shit isn't real.
And then I just step by to the shop to buy smokes. What do I see?
Freaking energy drinks (actually my favourite ones!) for 1/3rd of their usual price. Bought 8 of those instantly.
God Fucking Exists.
Checkmate atheists. GG WP