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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:26 am
by Second Harkius
If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
you supervise people?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:28 am
by Second Harkius
If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure
doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
you supervise people?
I can't picture you as a real person
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:29 am
by Pendulum
If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure
doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
you supervise people?
Someone has to be ringleader.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:29 am
by Second Harkius
I thought you were this painting that comes to life for a few hours every night and talks to us

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:30 am
by Second Harkius
I've been on a roll lately with these posts. But where was I six months ago?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:31 am
by Second Harkius
I've been on a roll lately with these posts. But where was I six months ago?
my spam frightens the timid and cowardly
you need an impervious rectum to handle it
yup. still got it.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:32 am
by Pendulum
I imagine you must maintain quite the regimen to keep your edge.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am
by Pendulum
If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
By the way if you don't answer
I'm sending the guy by default.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am
by Second Harkius
but I wanted the edifying painting

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am
by Second Harkius
Traumatize reprinted? Awesooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am
by Second Harkius
That card was so badass when it was first spoiled 12 years ago and I was a kid
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am
by Second Harkius
When you're a kid milling is exciting and viable
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am
by Pendulum
but I wanted the edifying painting

Lol.
"Hello, Triple A? Yeah my car broke down, could you send an existential impossibility out to take a look?"
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:37 am
by Second Harkius
Then you grow older and the world breaks you
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:39 am
by Second Harkius
but I wanted the edifying painting

Lol.
"Hello, Triple A? Yeah my car broke down, could you send an existential impossibility out to take a look?"

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:46 am
by Second Harkius
GUYS i looked over the M14 spoiler and the set is a dud a horrible horrible dud and there's no way a rational person can spin that set as anything other than a shatty dud i mean it has two rare hydras so you know the set's bad since hydras suck in general and usually eat up one rare slot per set but two? that's just crazy and unless your box contains all mutavaults and ooze then you're losing money but if you buy boxes of this set after i've warned you you deserve to open all of these jank-o rares i mean most sets are 70% jank-o rares but this set hits a near Kamigawa high mark of like 90%+ jank-o rares.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:48 am
by Second Harkius
if i have saved at least some of you some money to use on other nerdy pursuits then i consider my post a success
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:49 am
by Pendulum
Sadly, the fact that it is a Spam post more than 3 lines long means that Scralty will not read it and buy all the M14 he can.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:53 am
by Second Harkius
Sadly, the fact that it is a Spam post more than 3 lines long means that Scralty will not read it and buy all the M14 he can.

It's true. His demeanor will darken with each opened pack and all of that glowering could have been avoided if he just read my warning
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:55 am
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: Pendulum, Spambolic and 2 guests
guests, ignore my earlier posts, buy all the M14 your mom gives you allowance for!
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:00 am
by Second Harkius
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:01 am
by Second Harkius
only two rares with over 6$ in value and only 4 mythics with over 10$ (and two of those will plummet under 10 soon enough)
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:57 pm
by Captain Murphy
hey heres a cool idea: lets ban our community from community issues, because they are causing community issues about community issues within community issues
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:58 pm
by Captain Murphy
This will surely create no community issues and solve other community issues while keeping community issues empty of issues
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:58 pm
by Captain Murphy
We will call them masks because it sounds friendly and almost like you get +20 health in site for having it
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:00 pm
by Captain Murphy
Do you have the mask of toenails to defeat galspanic? The mask of Devils advocate to defeat ER? Go out and discover the rarest of masks and become the ultimate forumborn!
FUS RO DAH!
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
I have them all
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:51 pm
by DroppinSuga
What about Majora's Mask?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:13 pm
by Tom Servo
Kill the batman
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:18 pm
by DroppinSuga
Tom Servo's the man this message board deserves.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:26 pm
by Kaitscralt
I have every mask from MAjoras Mask because the game required it
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:27 pm
by Kaitscralt
I loved the impossibly obscure ones like have Epona take a piss on the third rock from the stream on a full moon but only when the bugs are chirping the quietest
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
And now you have the horse mask
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:51 pm
by Link
You've met with a terrible Fate, haven't you?
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
And I don't blame you, dear, for running like you did all these years
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:33 pm
by Thrillho
remember that time they reprinted thoughtseize
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:34 pm
by Thrillho
remember when this set was supposed to harbor both mutavault and thoughtseize
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:39 pm
by Neo Metal Sonic
Blackcats is a great private tracker.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:39 pm
by Neo Metal Sonic
How about we create our own private tracker? I like uploading games. Unlike my internet.
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:47 pm
by Pendulum
Masks, masks, masks. Why is my life overrun by masks?