Dies to Removal

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

This would have been a much better post if you hadn't typo'd your way through it, yo.

By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.

I was going to say something sweet and corny about how I'll die if you don't return...

until I saw this post:

As for a will, I'll bequeath
all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.

I don't get anything if you die?

WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO!

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Melted Buttah is A+ Patented?

Cause it seemed pretty lame to me.

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Where would the best place for this be?

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

"OH, MAILMAN, STUFF ME FULL OF LETTERS!"

Yeah, that's pretty lamesauce.

Clicky, I think you and I need our own "We're gonna say whatever the fuck we wanna say, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out!" thread for while I'm at work. With my new schedule, I should have at LEAST the last hour with damn near nothing to do every day.

Where would the best place for this be?

Hmm, good kveshtion. I'm a big proponent of FYAD's that require a minimum-number-of-posts-to-view, which would be
convenient since that's where I'd like to put up a thread for all the barely-legal alts I do, so it would be a 2-birds-one-cupstone answer.

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have to do is
say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

"OH, MAILMAN, STUFF ME FULL OF LETTERS!"

Yeah, that's pretty lamesauce.

I mean you could have at least tried, something along the lines of "Do you have a package for me?" would be a good start.

SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a
compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have to do is say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

Pics or it didn't happen.

A hot Johnny Depp?

I don't believe it.

First of all, you can't be hotter than the hottest man in the world.

Secondly, curious mailman?
And, what, I'm the mailbox?

No, no, I think the idea is that the mailman has to get a signature but catches the girl in a compromised situation 'cuz her door is open.

Also, yes I'm like a hot version of Johnny Depp, and get called so regularly. Usually all I have
to do is say "Today is the day you almost fucked Captain Jack Sparrow" and suddenly everyone else in the room is naked.

Its ok, ... then not get a trophy

yes, we're reading two people, one of which is embracing the "fat chemo patient" look in solidarity, write erotic fan fiction to each other in public about what they could do with each other and we, the people who didn't ask for any of this, are the ones who need to grow up.