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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:10 pm
by Mcdonalds
Haven't been this hungry in a few weeks

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:11 pm
by Mcdonalds
Time to indulge in the American diet of a sandwich with literally everything that could fucking kill me but is delicious anyways

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:12 pm
by Mcdonalds
Longview

Both a town in Texas and a green day song

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:13 pm
by Mcdonalds
Teacher out off trig test until Thursday but said that he may get butt mad and make us take the test Tuesday if all the homework + review isn't done by Monday

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:14 pm
by Mcdonalds
Ultra tempted to due the review midnight before class on Tuesday to troll my class

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:21 pm
by Kazekirimaru
so edgy

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:38 pm
by iamabadman
such edge

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:52 pm
by Mcdonalds
Much edge

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:05 pm
by Stardust
Longview

Both a town in Texas and a green day song
Good bass line.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:09 pm
by Thrillho
I feel ill after that burger but it was so good but so greasy

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:13 pm
by iamabadman
I feel ill after that burger but it was so good but so greasy

pussy

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:50 pm
by ( G_R )
I should get back into casual Magic.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:50 pm
by ( G_R )
I wonder how long will a MODO update take by now.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:51 pm
by ( G_R )
Beta any good? Do they have a go-live yet? That's taking longer than my company's new ERP implementation.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:35 pm
by Kaitscralt
First day of work, now with 85% less pedophiles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:39 pm
by Mcdonalds
What will you do now that you can't vent sexual frustration on sex offenders/lolis?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
transfer the interstate probation of juveniles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
I am an interstate compact administrator

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:17 pm
by Stardust
Is that your job title? Good thing you're skinny, 'cause that one's rife with fat jokes.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:26 pm
by iamabadman
Is that your job title? Good thing you're skinny, 'cause that one's rife with fat jokes.

>>me

>>skinny


lololololol

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:37 pm
by Stardust
"Compact administrator? How the hell did you get that job?"

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:20 pm
by Kaitscralt
by being so compact

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:24 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
why is there still 15% pedo's left? :confused:

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
lots of sex offenders on probation

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:51 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
I thought you handled juveniles only? Or is it one of these "you sexted with your cellphones so you juvenilesget both slapped with statutory rape" thinghy?

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:12 am
by iamabadman
thats kinda stupid to me. like give those kids probation and not a sexual predator listing.

same with public urination

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:50 am
by Kaitscralt
juveniles can be convicted as adults

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:59 am
by iamabadman
no shit fuckface

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:17 am
by hamfactorial
I thought you handled juveniles only? Or is it one of these "you sexted with your cellphones so you juvenilesget both slapped with statutory rape" thinghy?
hue hue

handled juveniles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:03 am
by rezombad
Juveniles can have offensive sex, too.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:25 am
by Captain Murphy
lol public urination isn't a sex crime here

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:26 am
by Captain Murphy
I think its like a $240 fine and considered indecent exposure

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:26 am
by Captain Murphy
Lucky because I've done my fair share of public pisses

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:11 pm
by Kaitscralt
Public urination isn't sex crime here either, Baguy probably was waving his dick around peeing on his niece

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:47 pm
by Stardust
Everything I know about public urination legislation I learned from Horrible Bosses.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:48 pm
by Stardust
-badman, 2014

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:02 pm
by ( G_R )
l wish public urination was a crime here.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:04 pm
by Stardust
It must be at least a little bit, right? Like, you can't just pee on the side of a grass hut or all over someone's stand at the flea market. Right?

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:04 pm
by ( G_R )
I want to get one of those airguns and shoot those fuckers in the butt when I see them peeing in the street.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:05 pm
by Stardust
BB guns might work better.