Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:50 am
I can say this because I'm an eagles fan
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:53 am
Remember when the Eagles won a Super Bowl?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:06 am
That happened the last time MTGS mods made a just and fair decision regarding anything.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 am
back in the day
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:21 am
... I think that we have the same fantasy team.I like how my whole fantasy team got injured today. It's awesome.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:25 am
Mafia is at Twilight.
Blather more.
Blather more.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:07 am
well the vikings had everything go their way and still managed to lose to Chicago...we'll be lucky to go 8-8 this year
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:08 am
i hope we go 1-15 and get a good fucking QB for once who isn't 36+ years old
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:12 am
anyone else remember our great qb's of the past 2 decades? randall cunningham? jeff george? brad johnson? gus frerotte? brett favre? :crushingballofpeanuts.gif/html:
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:19 am
are the 49'ers really going to do this to me
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:22 am
yeah, im up against seattle defense and AJ Green and currently in the lead by an entire fantasy point. And my dumbass didn't start Vick
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:09 am
what shit this bunch of retards are talking about.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:20 am
go play a vidya game ya dweeb
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:28 am
i never pegged madding for a sports fan
too many people, too much noise, too much sunlight on the field, too many bright colors
too many people, too much noise, too much sunlight on the field, too many bright colors
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:32 am
He watches from home
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:37 am
FOOTBAAAALLLL
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:51 am
CORRUUUUUUUPTION
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:28 am
I've actually had the misfortune of going to 3 Giants games, the stadium sucks but I've never seen them lose which is a fun streak to have.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:28 pm
Giants play in nj lol
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:37 pm
Yeah, I used to like football, then I took a loss of Denny Green to the knee.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:48 pm
This morning, while I still had sleep brain, I ran into a spider spinning a new web. It's been cold as fuck in the mornings lately, so I didn't feel the web, couldn't see the web, and so I could only draw the conclusion that this spider had learned to fly.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:49 pm
So if Spiderman bites a spider, what happens?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:50 pm
The spider dies.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:02 pm
If spiderman comes in maryjane what happens.
She dies of cancer.
She dies of cancer.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:03 pm
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday?
Cancer.
Cancer.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:04 pm
Can, sir.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:05 pm
There's a joke to be set up there. Enjoy your punch line.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:07 pm
Knock knock.
Yeah come on in.
Yeah come on in.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:09 pm
Oh jeez, the internet is a hideous place to visit after a Google search for anti-jokes.
What do you get when a four year old runs with scissors and stabs themselves in the stomach?
What do you get when a four year old runs with scissors and stabs themselves in the stomach?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:12 pm
Your momma's so stupid she believes in God. God isn't real. When you die nothing happens, you're just dead.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:17 pm
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior?
Who's there?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:25 pm
Clownfish came here and graced us with awesome icon gifs, so I had to add them
Awesome
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:31 pm
I am going to go ahead and disregard all the handegg-related posts.
:ugh:
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:34 pm
What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.
The holocaust.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:39 pm
The spider mutates into a being with mysterious man-powers, like complaining about foreign arachnids and shamelessly defrauding billions of other spiders.So if Spiderman bites a spider, what happens?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:40 pm
What's worse than the Holocaust?What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.
Jews
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:44 pm
Whoops I edited my post, you caught me
This isn't the biggest gutter thread I'm entitled to my 8th amendment rights
This isn't the biggest gutter thread I'm entitled to my 8th amendment rights
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:45 pm
A man walks in to a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:50 pm
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?What's worse than the Holocaust?What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.
Jews
A pizza doesn't scream and smell like burning hair when you put it in an oven.
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:52 pm
What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of stuff, I don't find child mortality a very humorous subject.