Dies to Removal

Yeah, that's fair enough. Thing is, I don't really care about getting sick but I do care about dying. The chance that an ebola outbreak will occur within Canada is miniscule, but I guess I'm talking larger scale here too rather than just me personally (as in, mass vaccinations for ebola sounds like a good thing).

I bet North Korea scares you to Stardust.

Not as much as Russia.

Can ebola even survive in canada? I mean people can barely live there.

Ebola shouldn't concern white people, specially people in Canada because its a disease who only kills black people in Africa

If my son had ebola I'd be in big trouble.

Anyway, I'm not saying you should be scared of ebola, I'm saying you should be more scared of ebola than of swine flu (unless you are elderly or otherwise in danger of dying due to a cough and fever).

Right. And im saying youre wrong.

Thats like saying you should be more worried about glanders disease than shingles, because glanders is fatal. No, thats called being a hypochondriac or chicken little. You are far more likely to,contract shingles, and that should concern you. I worried about swine flu, it seemed highly contagious. Lo and behold, i contracted H1n1. Did I die? Obv not. Was it the worst sickness I've ever had bar none? Absolutely.

If you think ebola is a bigger deal than H1N1 you are wrapped in the same stupidity as the others who are freaking out with you.

hes saying that if his son had ebola, he'd be in trouble because they make out all the time

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

Y'all should be more afraid of AIDS than ebola, yet you're still screwing around.

Give it a monh or 2 and the news wont be talking about it anymore and will have moved onto the next bullshit story.

Mad cow disease.

I don't believe you

Should i sell my foil arid mesa now ?

Did America get mad cow disease back in the day ? did FOX news claim it was going to wipe out half the country ?

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

So does "Debbie Does Dallas"

Who posted on my helpdesk? I just noticed it today. It's the most action I had on there since July.

It's the most action you've had since your mom found she could get better dick elsewhere

It's the most action you've had since your mom found she could get better dick elsewhere

That really isn't funny. I hope your grandma kills you with a 9mm.

Jesus christ hbo play something other than the same shitty episodes of Steve Buscemi's "THIS IS PROHIBITION!"

that show is insane

Change your avatar.

I love my avatar

You are the worst.

Y'all should be more afraid of AIDS than ebola, yet you're still screwing around.

I mean there are a near infinite number of things North Americans should be afraid of before Ebola.

Should i sell my foil arid mesa now ?

As opposed to when it was worth it's peak value? It's not like it's going to go down unless they print more.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

All of the Vs games do.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

So does "Debbie Does Dallas"

Who posted on my helpdesk? I just noticed it today. It's the most action I had on there since July.

Who is this person

Some mod from MTGS

He's a gimmick. The other guy ain't. Let's all be frinds.

The site's new URL is back on the first spot on my Chrome's thumbnails, as it should be.

Happy Birthday, Ximbad.

RIP Ximbad

I'm writing a manual on how to use some proprietary software for new writers at my job and it contains the phrases "eldrich coding horrors" and "sentient mass of rubber bands and wires" so hopefully this guide is a fun and useful tool for future generations.

RIP g_c

The guide is for the uncontested most boringest and tedious part of the job, so every opportunity to add humor and levity to a mind-wrenching task and common source of "staying at the office until the early hours of the next day" is hopefully appreciated.

I'm writing a manual on how to use some proprietary software for new writers at my job and it contains the phrases "eldrich coding horrors" and "sentient mass of rubber bands and wires" so hopefully this guide is a fun and useful tool for future generations.

Try to include the phrase: "malicious actions against websites"

I included the instruction "do not despair, because despair is the mind killer and our task has only just begun."

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

Now you're getting it!

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

Someone write me a manual on how to make good posts in this style

So you can give it to me?