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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:07 pm
by Mcdonalds
They need to open an in n out closer to my house so I can post about getting fat eating their foods to everyone's detriment and annoyance
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:07 pm
by ( G_R )
INB4 Kaze's ex-wife jokes.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:14 pm
by Mcdonalds
Too late
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:18 pm
by Second Harkius
GR wants to hire Kaze's wife
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:49 am
by Mcdonalds
They're making a sequal to fight club
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:49 am
by Mcdonalds
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:50 am
by Mcdonalds
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:50 am
by Mcdonalds
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:44 am
by Stardust
Wut. Sounds bad.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:49 am
by Stardust
Middle aged father brings back Tyler Durden and rejoins project mayhem for some reason. Tyler Durden has been around for centuries and is some meta physical being. Like I said, sounds bad.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:14 pm
by Stardust
I don't even remember making those posts last night, but I still agree with them.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
maybe tyler durden made them
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:52 pm
by hamfactorial
His name was Stardust Paulsen
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:02 pm
by ( G_R )
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:14 pm
by Stardust
I fuck like you want to fuck.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:26 pm
by ( G_R )
Cuando vos eras huevo, yo ya volaba.
Cuando vos volabas, yo ya volaba huevo.
-Guatemalan proverb.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:34 pm
by Stardust
What's that about eggs?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:35 pm
by Stardust
Haha, google translate doesn't understand either!
"When you were egg, and flew.
When you were flying, I was flying egg."
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm
by Stardust
Oh, I actually did read that right. I think I understand what it means now, but I'll just say that experience can't always trump natural ability.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm
by Stardust
Still don't get the flying eggs part at the end though...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:54 pm
by ( G_R )
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:55 pm
by ( G_R )
It's word play, using a very local idiom...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:56 pm
by ( G_R )
"When you were an egg, I was already flying.
When you were flying, I was already fucking."
Not very translatable.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:57 pm
by ( G_R )
It doesn't even make sense in the entire Hispanic world.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:58 pm
by ( G_R )
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:59 pm
by ( G_R )
The second huevo is referring to testicles, btw.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:00 pm
by ( G_R )
Huevos, cojones, pelotas...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:01 pm
by Stardust
"Hey baby, want to fly eggs with me tonight?"
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:08 pm
by Stardust
The second huevo is referring to testicles, btw.
That's, like, the opposite of correct.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:12 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Cuando vos eras huevo, yo ya volaba.
Cuando vos volabas, yo ya volaba huevo.
-Guatemalan proverb.
hahahaha great proverb!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:12 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
awesome play with the word double meaning
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:14 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
"Hey baby, want to fly eggs with me tonight?"
more like steal/snatch eggs.
Speaking of snatch there's one more double meaning
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:18 pm
by Stardust
Heh. The puns are so deep they transcend language completely.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:24 pm
by donasdux
wow that's old school mtgs style
FuckinA right; Old school is the way to go, Son.............

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:53 pm
by Stardust
Hey, it's dux! That guy I replaced in his first mafia game which got me badly lynched. How's it going?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:10 pm
by rezombad
hes doing that thing where you read through the thread and respond to whatever post individually.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:14 pm
by Stardust
Yeah, but that's weird.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:52 am
by ( G_R )
He searched the thread for mtgs. #StillSore
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:01 am
by donasdux
He searched the thread for mtgs. #StillSore
Close. I searched my name. Give me some credit.
But I'm pretty much under the radar over there, and wasn't on staff when all of the bullshit went on. Hell, I've never even seen the "Gutter" nor do I give any fucks about it.
Hey Stardust, I still haven't joined another Mafia since I was so humbly pummeled. haha
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:09 am
by ( G_R )
The Gutter is not all what the urban legends say it is.