Dies to Removal

I like visible raisins.

They're easier to eat than the invisible varieties.

I like visible raisins.

They're easier to eat than the invisible varieties.

you mother fucker. you take that back. you fucking shit. i will fucking kill you. i will END you. this is fucking ridiculous, do you even know what you are saying here? you make me goddamn sick. fuck you and i hope you die.

i will shit in your whole families' mouths i am so outraged right now

Dat raisin rage

i don't understand why two guys who have to probably deal with foot hazards talking about foot hazards in a casual, discussant setting would make you so angry but i guess that's awful?

Oh, it didn't make me angry; truth be told, I actually like the idea (I like the idea of clever weapons as opposed to the "just make it more blowy-uppy" school of thought). What I took away from the event was that raw fish and seaweed makes me paranoid.

Dat raisin rage

Don't mind him, he's just raisin cane.

It's a classic case of sour grapes.

i'd prune the posts, but that's just the kind of crasinness you should expect from me when i go on a dried tart cherries rant.

Really, it's nothing to give a fig about.

the whole notion that anyone actually likes raisins is really dated.

apricot.

i don't understand why two guys who have to probably deal with foot hazards talking about foot hazards in a casual, discussant setting would make you so angry but i guess that's awful?

Oh, it didn't make me angry; truth be told, I actually like the idea (I like the idea of clever weapons as opposed to the "just make it more blowy-uppy" school of thought). What I took away from the event was that raw fish and seaweed makes me paranoid.

what is it like being retarded? fully retarded?

i don't understand why two guys who have to probably deal with foot hazards talking about foot hazards in a casual, discussant setting would make you so angry but i guess that's awful?

Oh, it didn't make me angry; truth be told, I actually like the idea (I like the idea of clever weapons as opposed to the "just make it more blowy-uppy" school of thought). What I took away from the event was that raw fish and seaweed
makes me paranoid.

what is it like being retarded? fully retarded?

Fuckin' awesome. I get to park in all the best spots, I don't have to buy any games made after 1986, I have a valid excuse for wearing protective headgear at all times, and when I do something stupid people act like I'm cute instead of trying to teach me what I did wrong.

and you should of been drowned at birth

never go full pendulum

always go full Talore

He just went full pendulum

dried fruit

some doc just emailed me saying they wrote a story about fake pot and i didn't even realize people still smoked that when there are more and more regions and states legalizing and also ecigarettes and vaporizers that people are straight up smoking weed in public with.

one time i smoked fake weed years ago before the FDA banned it and holy shit that stuff is the actual worst. then i read news about it and told my friends both online and off to never smoke fake weed and today a meme is born.

i would never do illegal drugs.

some doc just emailed me saying they wrote a story about fake pot and i didn't even realize people still smoked that when there are more and more regions and states legalizing and also ecigarettes and vaporizers that people are straight up smoking weed in public with.

Hold up, you can smoke pot in an ecig?

i would not advise any person to do illegal drugs, but i would suggest every person go on a psychedelic experience at least once to find out who they really are under their bones and meat.

i would not advise any person to do illegal drugs, but i would suggest every person go on a psychedelic experience at least once to find out who they really are under their bones and meat.

Jeez, you're actually going to make me google this shit, aren't you?

some doc just emailed me saying they wrote a story about fake pot and i didn't even realize people still smoked that when there are more and more regions and states legalizing and also ecigarettes and vaporizers that people are straight up smoking weed in public with.

Hold up, you can smoke pot in an ecig?

a groupon offer showed up in my inbox on sunday offering a 70% discount on a ecigarette vaporizer kit that could accept oils or dried herbs, and a friend of mine told me on the same date i got the groupon that there's apparently some kind of ecigarette vape lounge in some
southern NYC-area where people are straight-up smoking vaporized weed without consequence though i guess if the police came in and was like hey you guys are smoking illegal weed you're under arrest that would probably be the end of that.

ecigarettes are literally portable vaporizers and the shit you smoke is just an oil formulation of nicotine and flavor packet

I've went on many types of psychedelic experiences and I've got it narrowed down that I'm either a time-traveler or God.

considering people make hash and wax, both of which are oil-based THC products, it is safe to assume you can smoke weed out of ecigs even if you don't have one that heats "dried herbs" up.

Last time I was pretty sure I could think the universe out of existence if I thought about it hard enough.

the fact that this groupon billed the product as a vaporizer for "dried herbs" was amusing to say the least.

I've went on many types of psychedelic experiences and I've got it narrowed down that I'm either a time-traveler or God.

no you haven't

sick burn, ultrakill.

See, I just think Madding's snarking off at me.

But really he's just a subconscious construct of my mind. Just like the rest of the universe I imagined.

I'm really a formless entity floating in an eternal void, and this entire universe is just a hallucination I created to keep myself from going insane with loneliness.

some doc just emailed me saying they wrote a story about fake pot and i didn't even realize people still smoked that when there are more and more regions and states legalizing and also ecigarettes and vaporizers that people are straight up smoking weed in public with.

Hold up, you can smoke pot in an ecig?

a groupon offer showed up in my inbox on sunday offering a 70% discount on a ecigarette vaporizer kit that could
accept oils or dried herbs, and a friend of mine told me on the same date i got the groupon that there's apparently some kind of ecigarette vape lounge in some southern NYC-area where people are straight-up smoking vaporized weed without consequence though i guess if the police came in and was like hey you guys are smoking illegal weed you're under arrest that would probably be the end of that.

Huh. Well fuck my ass and call me Billy, the idea you could put wax in the capsule probably would have never occurred to me. Thanks Thrillsy, I'll be using you as an expert witness when the po-po finally hounds in on my new mob empire.

Given that my life has been pretty meh so far, I can only assume I've done this a couple million times before and I gave myself a shit life this time around to switch it up from the usual perfect lives where everything goes right. Gotta stay entertained, you know.

I'm really a formless entity floating in an eternal void, and this entire universe is just a hallucination I created to keep myself from going insane with loneliness.

Doesn't compute, no sane mind would imagine this universe. Must be the other way around.

im really a mosquito on lsd

Fuck, I blathered too long and now my pork chop is done, and the only side dish I have on hand that doesn't require at least 10 minutes to cook is this bag of Fritos. That's going to be a letdown, I blame it all on drugs.

Given that my life has been pretty meh so far, I can only assume I've done this a couple million times before and I gave myself a shit life this time around to switch it up from the usual perfect lives where everything goes right. Gotta stay entertained, you know.

only a weeb would come to the conclusion that his life is actually the plot of haruhi. only kaze would make it much less interesting.