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Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:31 am**

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...

Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:32 am**

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.

No, Kaze. Just...no.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:33 am**

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
Yay another flamer.

That's my name for us. Flamer. Good, right? Yeah.

Fuckin flamers, sitting around all day flaming up watching scarlett johansen movies

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:33 am**

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:39 am**

The only thing wrong with Scarlett Johansen is that she wears clothes.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:41 am**

tap out for a planeswalker in limited against an empty board, opponent plays spark trooper and kills it

draft unplayable cards, get rewarded

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:45 am**

Spark trooper is bad?

I'm fucking garbage in limited mind.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:50 am**

very bad

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:51 am**

I lost my top 4 at the gatecrash prerelease to a spark trooper Boros charm when I had him dead next turn and I was at 12

Did I mention that he had already played a trooper

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:52 am**

I had shit on lock with Spark Trooper soulbonded Silverblade Paladin back a ways

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:24 am**

sounds shitty

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:46 am**

It totally was. But in BYOS it worked.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:56 am**

bengals just earned me a game on almost my whole pool, sweeeeeet especially since i changed my pick last second

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:25 pm**

Fuck mornings

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:28 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:46 pm**

Motherfucker is this thread turning into fos

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:11 pm**

Fuck gta v. This is the sites first birthday.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:15 pm**

Happy Birthday DTR!

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:34 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:43 pm**

Happy Birthday, jeremylately!

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:05 pm**

Is that Chelsea Lately's brother?

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:29 pm**

This was also my first thought.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:53 pm**

as such

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:55 pm**

such as?

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:12 pm**

i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.

Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement

We're not going through this again. Shut the fuck up with your shittyly executed attempts at hating on random tier 4 website users. You are a tool, stop being a tool, eat another jellyroll and can it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:14 pm**

i never pegged madding for a sports fan

too many people, too much noise, too much sunlight on the field, too many bright colors
But...they wear masks...

How could he not be a fan.

Please.

Fucking.

Leave.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:27 pm**

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...

you're the reason dave chapelle doesn't tell jokes anymore and i fucking hate you.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:28 pm**

I guess Slammu is tier 5?

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:29 pm**

Spark trooper is bad?

I'm fucking garbage in limited mind.

ball lightning is not very good and making it more expensive and difficult to cast was not what the card needed to gain traction.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:32 pm**

garbage is subjective

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:34 pm**

but the card is bad. at four mana you could just cast ogre battledriver and turn all your topdeck creatures into serious gas as opposed to just a 4 mana maybe 8 damage

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:35 pm**

i never called the card garbage. people rummage through garbage sometimes to find good things.

i would call the card "compost" or "refuse" or "toxic stool"

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:35 pm**

Thrillho, you know you love me. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:36 pm**

Goddammit, Suga. This IS the fucking thread I was looking for! Now, here's the deal: You're going to learn the ways of the muthafuckin' Force and you're gonna come with me to Alderaan. But first, we'll just get liquored up at this cantina. We may even fight a nigga or two...
you're the reason dave chapelle doesn't tell jokes anymore and i fucking hate you.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:37 pm**

Kaze, you just made my day.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:43 pm**

Thrillho, you know you love me. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.

all of your stories i have read about you only portray you as actual human trash. i could only hate you more if i imagined all of your posts were made while you wore a fedora or if you told me you were a libertarian.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:45 pm**

i'm sure you're a wonderful tax paying american citizen who just coincidentally cannot handle his liquor in a public setting.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm**

for reference, i cannot abide by people who act like a case for eugenics while publicly intoxicated.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm**

Who woke up the idealist?

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:46 pm**

this is speaking as someone who spends weeks at a time day drunk

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