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Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:08 am**

That's why I'm patient and only watch movies on DVD

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:17 am**

That's why I'm patient and only watch movies on DVD

Yes, I too have often contemplated the advantages of becoming a hapless, friendless loser who sits and watches months-old movies that everyone else has already seen in his underwear while drinking cheap scotch waiting for the DVDs to come out, but I just haven't had the time to make such an important change to my lifestyle.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:24 am**

Also Hobbit 2 is the best LOTR movie since Fellowship and 2 Towers
People keep telling me I "have to" go watch the movie with them then pulling out at the last minute, it's truly aggravating I haven't seen this damn thing yet. Granted, I've read the book like 4 or 5 times so it's not like I'm worried about spoilers; I guess the takeaway from this woeful tale is just that people fucking suck balls.

Seriously, I'm pissed that none of my friends want to go see the damn thing. (Im not really a go to the movies alone guy)

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:09 am**

I enjoyed The latest Hobbit movie, and I'd forgotten so much of the book that it was like the first read-through.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:06 pm**

is the bear dude in this one or the last movie?

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:11 pm**

this one

He's pretty sweet, short scene though

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:34 pm**

he better be in the huge fucking war of 5. he was wrecking up them fucking goblins

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:56 pm**

The third movie better suck, I need something to bitch about

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:58 pm**

You could be our interim spam and bitch libertarian stuff

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:09 pm**

Fuck that

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:10 pm**

i was going to see the hobbit midnight release but then i decided to stay home and not freeze to death waiting in line and let me tell you how much better that course of action was.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:11 pm**

life hack when it's the coldest day of the year just order in thai food and play video games in your pajamas.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:12 pm**

thai food is much better when seasoned with someone else's half-frozen efforts.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:12 pm**

a single tear shed for those noble souls who brave the cold so that i don't have to get out of bed to eat dinner.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:17 pm**

Powertips for Kijin's above-average physique

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:19 pm**

I saw the first Hobbit at midnight, decided fuck that this time around

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:32 pm**

i never seen any of the lotr movies in theaters.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:41 pm**

My mother made me skip school to see The Two Towers with her at the cinema at Midnight. I fell asleep.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:00 pm**

Give me more reasons to hate you

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:00 pm**

Ill wait

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:01 pm**

I have a lot of money in my bank account

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:02 pm**

I got one of the legit rolled-canvas Skyrim maps with my preorder where most people I know got the shitty paper one

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:03 pm**

I sleep like seven hours a night but still claim to be tired quite often

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:04 pm**

I regularly use the word "derp" in real life discussion

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:12 pm**

I was giving you passes on everything until the last one

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:13 pm**

Fucking nerds, I can't escape them

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:25 pm**

Complains about nerds on a third tier Magic: the Gathering forum

:ape:

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:29 pm**

it is hard to partake in a culture while being simultaneously so above it

it's a struggle you'll never have to worry about

:ape:

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:31 pm**

being an adult is HARD

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:37 pm**

there are some subtle nuances involved that a neanderthal like you would never understand

you're big, fat, neckbearded and wear a leather trenchcoat over your button up shirt.

i envy you your disregard

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:43 pm**

Hey! You forgot my sleek and stylish ponytail.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:44 pm**

it is nice

i like the way you can wear it without a tie just by twisting up the greasy locks

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:45 pm**

THE SNOWBALL IS ON THE ROLL!

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:32 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:45 pm**

idk man you've never used an internetism in your non-internet speech before?

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:45 pm**

i almost unfailingly tell people that i am truely sorry for their lots when presenting me with a sad situation that does not warrant the emotional investment they've shown me.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:46 pm**

"sext" is a word in the dictionary. i can forgive kaze's use of "derp" irl.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:52 pm**

something something cosplay something is usually a pretty common grounds for being sorry for another's lots.

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:58 pm**

"sext" is a word in the dictionary. i can forgive kaze's use of "derp" irl.

What I want to know is who decided that "selfie" is the official word of the year. #Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

Posted: **Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:59 pm**

Also I commonly use the wordphrases 'hashtag' and 'dot jaypeg' in my verbal parlance.

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