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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:05 am
by Kaitscralt
I'll show you

I'll show all of you

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:07 am
by hamfactorial
Here you rule

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:31 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:32 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
""Console gamers literally are too dumb to play this kind of game.'" - some publisher

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:02 am
by iamabadman
what a douche

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:51 am
by Kazekirimaru
how am i supposed to plat on a PC

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:47 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
how am i supposed to plat on a PC
You don't cause you already are plat on PC


I really should start a list of shit people say that are suppose to be arguments against PC gaming

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:48 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
I'll start tomorrow. I have work in 6 hours and I need to sleep

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:54 am
by Kazekirimaru
i woke up the beast with my sarcastic comment

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:02 am
by Mcdonalds
PC Gaming sucks because I have to use windows

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:04 am
by Pendulum
PC Gaming sucks because I have to use windows
Watt?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:08 am
by Mcdonalds
Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:09 am
by Mcdonalds
It is only out of sheer unfathomable laziness that I don't simply reinstall windows 7

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:09 am
by Checkbox
Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls
why does it suck? I'm legitimately curious, as I have no experience with it

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:11 am
by Mcdonalds
Met the voice actor of gir once

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:11 am
by Mcdonalds
nice guy, gave me his autograph after I told him I flat hate the people that watch his show and hope they die in a horrible car fire

Except not really in those words, but I did tell him I dislike the people who watched his show

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:14 am
by Pendulum
Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls
why does it suck? I'm legitimately curious, as I have no experience with it
Basically, if you're not using it on a touch-screen fully-stacked tablet, it's a worthless downgrade of 7. I particularly hate the slide-bar system, which is pretty blatantly geared toward those consumers who use their unimaginably intelligent thinking machine to look at pictures of lolcats and surf Facebook (not that i have anything against lolcats, mind you).

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:17 am
by Pendulum
nice guy, gave me his autograph after I told him I flat hate the people that watch his show and hope they die in a horrible car fire

Except not really in those words, but I did tell him I dislike the people who watched his show
Vasquez is just one of the greatest people you could ever hope to meet. He's like the non-Goth equivalent of Neil Gaiman.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:17 am
by Mcdonalds
Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls
why does it suck? I'm legitimately curious, as I have no experience with it
Most of it is likely on my end, when I first got it (prior to 8.1 update), I had really bad performance issues, like, running 3 tabs in chrome and spotify would cause a window to pop up telling me to close programs to conserve memory, this has largely gone away since the update (or I've changed what I have been doing).

That and the interface is clunky as shit imo

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:20 am
by Mcdonalds
Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls
why does it suck? I'm legitimately curious, as I have no experience with it
Basically, if you're not using it on a touch-screen fully-stacked tablet, it's a worthless downgrade of 7. I particularly hate the slide-bar system, which is pretty blatantly geared toward those consumers who use their unimaginably intelligent thinking machine to look at pictures of
lolcats and surf Facebook (not that i have anything against lolcats, mind you).
I use mine to aslo surf third tier magic forums, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:37 am
by Checkbox
I thought you could change the interface to look like real windows

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:39 am
by Mcdonalds
My crippling laziness has barred me from exploring that option further

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:40 am
by Mcdonalds
There is a desktop mode, but it's like saying command prompt is dos mode , not entirely accurate

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:49 am
by Pendulum
There is a desktop mode, but it's like saying command prompt is dos mode , not entirely accurate
This is an excellent analogy.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:52 am
by Pendulum
Then again, you'll have to forgive me, after my many moons away I'm finally back on the home compy running Kali and it's left a really bad taste in my mouth for anything Windows-based. I keep wanting to gush about how special of a feel it is to be able to real-time site analytics and shit while browsing, or what you could be doing with all that RAM Windows is happily feeding on.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:16 pm
by Pendulum
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:17 pm
by Kaitscralt
good morning pendulum

shall we go to the zoo today

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:32 pm
by Pendulum
Been a while, 'Scralty. I imagine the morning commute isn't much fun in the cold.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
it's the worst

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
you'd think being squeezed between two huge black women on the bus would warm you up

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:08 pm
by Stardust
"sext" is a word in the dictionary. i can forgive kaze's use of "derp" irl.
What I want to know is who decided that "selfie" is the official word of the year. #Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
Seventeen thousand percent!!! That's like a one and a seven followed by not one, not two, but three zeroes!

Can't argue with the numbers.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:08 pm
by Kaitscralt
too angry to be fake

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:34 pm
by DroppinSuga
:chewy:

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:35 pm
by TubeHunter
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:43 pm
by Kaitscralt
and then there she was

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:46 pm
by DroppinSuga
In all her glory

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:49 pm
by Thrillho
the office holiday party was hosted at local winery that had several different rooms to it. one of the people i work with but have never seen before kept walking up to the coworkers i was chatting with and telling us how we weren't really investigative journalists because we wouldn't walk around into the other party rooms with him (he was drunk) until very late in the night, i decided i'd join him so he would finally shut the fuck up and leave us alone. bear in mind that prior to this, the staff had already asked him not to wander into the other room and was aware that he was just sort of doing random shit at this point.
he walks into the adjacent room and walks up to a crowd of hipster looking 20 and 30 somethings from a different company with a similar alcohol and snack spread as us and attempts to cheers a bearded one about my age who recoils from his advance and pulls his drink away from him while he's just standing
there like the guy who holds his hand up for a high-five too long after no one is going to high-five him. after an uncomfortable pause, he keeps walking on as the bearded dude shouts back to him "enjoy your cheese" -- likely referencing the fact that he was stealing their snacks during an earlier time trial. we passed the woman who had told him earlier not to be such a putz (and who sounded exactly like emma stone), who made this disgusted face at this guy and seconds after we got back to our party room after i was coated in a thick layer of second-hand embarrassment playfully "but because you're paying us an assload to service your drunk ass" reminded him that we had the same food and drinks as they did and that he had to stop doing that.

mere minutes later, he broke a wine glass and tried to hide it behind a potted plant on the table my coworkers and i were sitting at.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:50 pm
by Thrillho
i described sgt. kabukiman NYPD to my coworkers as the best racist film of the past 30 years that only had one rape scene.

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:51 pm
by Thrillho
i made a point to emphasize that there was only one rape scene and that there was plenty of room for other rapes to occur during the movie, but the director made an artistic decision to stop at the one.