The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[Thrillho]

btw if you haven't seen sgt. kabukiman NYPD on netflix, you are a fool. it's directed by the guy who made toxic avenger and is best watched under the influence of any substance. aside from some groan inducing tumble-based physical comedy, the entire rest of the groan inducing ordeal is terrible to the point of beauty.

[Thrillho]

bonus enjoyment to people who have ever watched an anime.

[Kaitscralt]

one is the loneliest number one

[Thrillho]

the scene is not remotely tasteful and occurs in the middle of central park in broad daylight with other people clearly around and i know the film and his other films are social satire commentary wank fests but the 90s were a time where you just kind of went with a rape scene when your director put it in the film when there were like 10 other scenes of chicks and dudes banging that were interrupted by bad guys doing bad things but not raping.

[Thrillho]

sgt kabukiman nypd is america's way of saying that two atom bombs weren't enough repayment for pearl harbor

[Kaitscralt]

Spoiler alert

[DroppinSuga]

Thrillho's stories are always a bit more interesting then GR's.

[Kaitscralt]

That's debatable

[iamabadman]

i like both

[Thrillho]

one coworker just asked me to evaluate his collection because he wants me to sell it and aside from a chronicles blood moon his most valuable card/s is/are the big furry monster. also they are the only NM cards out of the ones worth $0.50 or more.

[Thrillho]

i'm a magic card vendor, not a physicist.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Windows 8 sucks the sweatiest of donkey balls

why does it suck? I'm legitimately curious, as I have no experience with it

Win 8 is awesome on touch screen, tablets, and such

Main PCs have issues with 8 as a lot of older games have major issues.

if your gonna build a gaming rig stick to 7 home or ultimate

[Pendulum]

When I was a teenager, I think 15, so this would be in the early 90s, a friend of mine and I went out to eat at a local deli. I was a bit more hungry than he was, so he decided that while I was finishing my meal he was going to take a walk. A while later, he returned with a paper bag that contained various sundry goods as you might buy from a 5 & dime, as well as a Playboy magazine. It was quite obvious he had procurred it from the same shop, and to my more advanced mind now it doesn't come as a surprise that a store clerk would let him pass with it, but at the time it was, as you can imagine, an item of very intense interest for both of us. We both read it many, many times over the next few months, as we didn't have the firmest grasp (heh) on what is now called the Man Code of not borrowing another man's printed pornography.
The part of this story that relates to the ongoing conversation here is that there was an
article in said magazine that positively gushed about the cinematic genius that was the Troma movie publication syndicate; the author of the article described their movies as a combination of kitch and haute couture, along with of course plenty of nudity and other adult entertainments. This caused in my a subconscious quest to view these videos, and so a few years later when I found a girl who collected them I made it a point of gaining her good graces, even though she was... not conventionally handsome. I wonder, sometimes, if the poor girl realized how straightforward our relationship was in my mind, that she would let me borrow her movies and I for my part would let her use my penis as a form of entertainment of her own, but regardless of the answre to that mystery I still can say I own a VHS copy of The Toxic Avenger, procured quite by accident during what can only be called "a messy breakup."

[Thrillho]

so you were the girl in the toxic avenger and she was the guy but instead of fighting crime and literally punching a guy's head into an explosive bloody pulp she just owned some vhs tapes

[Thrillho]

it's weird how often this guy has come up recently. he was on an episode of oddities/whatever the show is with that NYC odd antiques/medical shit shop and apparently lives on the lower east side in an apartment he probably owns but does not seem much larger than mine.

[Thrillho]

i'm sure the apartment is not only owned but only one of other residences he owns or i vastly overestimate the money that comes with 90s commercial success and cult creator status.

[Thrillho]

on that topic, i got to meet the director of 80s michael jackson porn parody "driller" two halloweens ago at a "bad 80s movie trailer/diller double feature" and the exact image of a person your mind is conjuring is exactly who i met.

[Thrillho]

the woman that was with him is also exactly the person you think would be with that kind of guy, bearing in mind that this person filmed porn in the 80s.

[Thrillho]

and continuing on that trend, if you've ever wanted to watch an orgy scene where a guy with a richard nixon mask fucks a girl with the mask's nose, driller is your go-to movie

[Thrillho]

they don't call him tricky dick for nothing.

[iamabadman]

wtf

[Pendulum]

Thrillho certainly seems to have a rather focused object of attention today. Perhaps he's decided that he needs to branch out his resume, maybe start doing a little moonlighting in a few cosplay pornos?

[Thrillho]

my life is cosplay fear and loathing

[Kazekirimaru]

my life is cosplay, fear, and loathing

[( G_R )]

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.

[iamabadman]

Thrillho certainly seems to have a rather focused object of attention today. Perhaps he's decided that he needs to branch out his resume, maybe start doing a little moonlighting in a few cosplay pornos?

how do you not manage to drown when you take a bath? because you are too fucking stupid to stand up for a shower.

[Kaitscralt]

god damn blizzards

[Thrillho]

my life is cosplay, fear, and loathing

no i had it right the first time.

[DroppinSuga]

More snow. Hooray!

[Mogadishu Jones]

Shaddup

[DroppinSuga]

I just got a new snowmobile. I've been waiting for snow for like a month and a half.

[Kazekirimaru]

Have some of ours

we are well above 2 feet now

[DroppinSuga]

We'll have about 9" after tonight, but it's been a balmy -25f.

[Thrillho]

It's ok to degrade a person because of their sex but it's completely different when you make the same joke about race: things I learned today about magic players' sense of "humor"

[Pendulum]

Thrillho certainly seems to have a rather focused object of attention today. Perhaps he's decided that he needs to branch out his resume, maybe start doing a little moonlighting in a few cosplay pornos?

how do you not manage to drown when you take a bath? because you are too fucking stupid to stand up for a shower.

Simple: I don't bathe.

[imopen2]

It's ok to degrade a person because of their sex but it's completely different when you make the same joke about race: things I learned today about magic players' sense of "humor"

I agree

[iamabadman]

Thrillho certainly seems to have a rather focused object of attention today. Perhaps he's decided that he needs to branch out his resume, maybe start doing a little moonlighting in a few cosplay pornos?

how do you not manage to drown when you take a bath? because you are too fucking stupid to stand up for a shower.

Simple: I don't bathe.

like most magic players

[iamabadman]

I just got a new snowmobile. I've been waiting for snow for like a month and a half.

wear your helmet you fucking animal

[DroppinSuga]

this is new hampshire. we live free or die. you can't make me wear a fucking helmet

[iamabadman]

i will tell you to die.