The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:04 am

I just got a new snowmobile. I've been waiting for snow for like a month and a half.

wear your helmet you fucking animal
awh. baguy doesn't want suga to die

so sweet of him
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:05 am

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i will tell you to die.
wait, i missed this post

theory debunked
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Postby TubeHunter » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:08 pm

Everything you know is wrong
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:40 pm

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i will tell you to die.
wait, i missed this post

theory debunked

watch the gif you moron. watch as the slowbro heals its self and the struggling infernape, as it uses up pp and restores it. it is bane, and you do not have its permission to die

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:43 pm

do you guys remember the time redthirst got into a gunfight with some gangsters at a club.
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:11 pm

The day the group of 'bloods' members dubbed their new toy redthirst?

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:11 pm

remember when redthirst was in the ok corral shootout

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:56 pm

Hahahaha I do remember.

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Postby iamabadman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:46 am

remember when redthrist fought the cartel to save some children used as sex slaves

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:26 am

My favorite was when redthirst destroyed two cities in columns of flame when they refused to stop participating in buttsex.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:27 am

remember when redthirst had a huge penis?
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Postby imopen2 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:43 am

Nope
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:45 am

We all know why you're still open

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:17 am

he's open to anything.
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:28 am

remember when redthirst cast adam and eve out of eden?

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Postby rezombad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:30 am

he's open to anything.
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You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:31 am

Remember when redthirst was totes not redthirst?

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Postby iamabadman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:12 pm

i got my dad a duck dynasty book and hat combo from walmart for christmas

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:24 pm

poor bastard
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:36 pm

Badguy or his dad?

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:46 pm

the whole lot of them
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:02 pm

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ho, ho, ho...
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:07 pm

One to piss in, one to bury the bodies of the naughtiest children, and one to grow tomatoes to throw at you for that joke.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:22 pm

GROANER!!

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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:22 pm

shitcock
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:24 pm

santa is jolly because he knows when your mom is asleep

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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:24 pm

114 messages in my inbox. Probably half of them are from Kaze.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:26 pm

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?

Santa! The other two don't exist!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:28 pm

That one was marginally better.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:28 pm

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?

Crisp Kringle!
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:29 pm

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?

A rebel without a Claus!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:30 pm


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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:31 pm

What goes oh, oh, oh?

Kaze's wife!

Wait, no, it's Santa Claus walking backwards!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:35 pm

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:35 pm

That's the last time I actively listen to your jokes.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:35 pm

:(
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:36 pm

I regretted it as soon as I hit submit. rezombad was right.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:36 pm

Submitting is unAmerican.
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:00 pm

Fucking Communist
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:23 pm

Stop shaming Kaze or I'll call Obama


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