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Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:13 pm**

now he's too scared to even log back in

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:17 pm**

He's too busy being TT

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:17 pm**

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."
- D. H. Lawrence

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:20 pm**

oh talore

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:30 pm**

man i really want to breed a kangaskhan and name it hot mom BUT I CAN'T UNTIL A FUCKING SHINY GODDAMN MAGIKARP HATCHES FUCK

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:30 pm**

putting all breeding on hold because shiny magikarp

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:32 pm**

man i really want to breed a kangaskhan and name it hot mom BUT I CAN'T UNTIL A FUCKING SHINY GODDAMN MAGIKARP HATCHES FUCK

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:32 pm**

who the fuck is tom riddle

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:32 pm**

man i really want to breed a kangaskhan and name it hot mom BUT I CAN'T UNTIL A FUCKING SHINY GODDAMN MAGIKARP HATCHES FUCK

hot mom or soccer mom unless hot soccer mom fits

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

getting sticky web down first turn seems pretty insane because you only have to worry about talonflame and gengar at that point, and if you have priority against either i don't think you can ever die?

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

That's the best pokemon since that shoe.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

scrappy power up punch is a hell of a drug

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

Remember when Quaker advertised their Chewy granola bars with the pitch that they'd make your children shut the fuck up?

The fuck is with people that "parents who can't handle their kids' incessant curiosity" is a targetable demographic?
"No, you can't have a cookie."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because I'm your father and I know what's best for you."
"Why?"
"Because I have more life experience than you do."
"Why?"
"Because I've been alive for 25 more years than you
have."
"Why?"
"Because I was born earlier than you were."
"Why?"
"Because your grandparents had sex."
"Why?"
"Because humans generally consider the act of sex to be pleasurable. Just ask Checkbox."
"Why?"
"Because he apparently has sex with something on a semi-regular basis."
"Why?"
"Well, I'm not sure. I guess she finds him attractive?"
"Why?"
"That's a very good question."
"Why?"
"Well, because it's a question I don't know the answer to."
"Why?"
"I've never even met her."
"Why?"
"Umm... because I don't even know who she is."
"Why?"
"Never asked."
"Why?"
"Don't care."
"Why?"
"I guess I'm just a self-absorbed asshole who doesn't care about anyone on the internet."
"Why?"
"Because they are relatively unimportant to my
life."
"Why?"
"Because I have more important things to care about."
"Why?"
"Well, it's just a matter of priorities. I care more about you, for example."
"Why?"
"As this conversation goes on, I've been asking myself the same question..."
"Why?"
"Because you're pretty fucking annoying."
"Why?"
"Because you keep asking me the same question over and over again."
"Why?"
"I'm not sure. You tell me."
"Why?"
"Because I have no idea what goes on in your head."
"Why?"
"Because I'm not a mind reader."
"Why?"
"Because the human mind is an illusory construct that naturally arises from the chemical processes in your brain."
"Why?"
"I'm not sure, ask God."
"Why?"
"Because he'd probably know."
"Why?"
"He supposedly knows everything."
"Why?"
&
quot;Because he was made that way."
"Why?"
"Well, uh, I'm not sure."
"Why?"
"Because I have no idea who made God."
"Why?"
"Because they don't teach that stuff in Sunday school."
"Why?"
"I guess because they don't know either."
"Why?"
"Because the notion that someone else made God shakes them to the very core."
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
"Because some people would rather not ask the tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer.
"
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because even the philosophers of old couldn't have answered that question."
"Why?"
"Because they didn't know everything, despite doing a pretty good job given their level of technology and lack of scientific approach."
"Why?"
"Because they didn't actually do experiments. They just thought about things and sometimes came to the wrong conclusion since they never applied it in the real world."
"Why?"
"Because it was easier maybe?
"Why?"
"Because no one likes to tackle tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"
Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because the questions themselves possess a quality known as "tough" which can apply to numerous things."
"Why?"
"Some philosophers would say that it's because "tough" is a universal, a class of independent entities used to explain relations of qualitative identity and resemblance among individuals. Basically, the question itself isn't inherently tough, just that it is covered by that particular universal."
"Why?"
"Because those philosophers are idiots."
"Why?"
"Because they invent entities to explain the tough questions when really you should just focus on what matters most in life."
"Why?"
"Because talking about why this thing is orange and that thing is also orange, but that thing is red, and what does it all mean, is a waste of time."
"
Why?"
"Because it has no application in real life."
"Why?"
"Because that thing is orange, end of story."
"Why?"
"Because I'm tired of discussing meta physics with you."
"Why?"
"Because you don't understand it anyway."
"Why?"
"I dunno, I guess you're stupid."
"Why?"
"You were born that way."
"Why?"
"Bad genes, I suppose."
"Why?"
"Goddamnit, just eat this granola bar!"
"Why?"
"Because it's tasty."
"Why?"
"Because it has chocolate chips and basically the same sugar content as a cookie."
"... Okay!"

I can't believe you typed all this.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:35 pm**

who the fuck is tom riddle

King Spam.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:35 pm**

Remember when Quaker advertised their Chewy granola bars with the pitch that they'd make your children shut the fuck up?

The fuck is with people that "parents who can't handle their kids' incessant curiosity" is a targetable demographic?
"No, you can't have a cookie."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because I'm your father and I know what's best for you.&
quot;
"Why?"
"Because I have more life experience than you do."
"Why?"
"Because I've been alive for 25 more years than you have."
"Why?"
"Because I was born earlier than you were."
"Why?"
"Because your grandparents had sex."
"Why?"
"Because humans generally consider the act of sex to be pleasurable. Just ask Checkbox."
"Why?"
"Because he apparently has sex with something on a semi-regular basis."
"Why?"
"Well, I'm not sure. I guess she finds him attractive?"
"Why?"
"That's a very good question."
"Why?"
"Well, because it's a question I don't know the answer to."
"Why?"
"I've never even met her."
"Why?"
"Umm... because I don't even know who she is."
"Why?"
"Never asked."
"Why?"
"Don't care."
"Why?"
"I
guess I'm just a self-absorbed asshole who doesn't care about anyone on the internet."
"Why?"
"Because they are relatively unimportant to my life."
"Why?"
"Because I have more important things to care about."
"Why?"
"Well, it's just a matter of priorities. I care more about you, for example."
"Why?"
"As this conversation goes on, I've been asking myself the same question..."
"Why?"
"Because you're pretty fucking annoying."
"Why?"
"Because you keep asking me the same question over and over again."
"Why?"
"I'm not sure. You tell me."
"Why?"
"Because I have no idea what goes on in your head."
"Why?"
"Because I'm not a mind reader."
"Why?"
"Because the human mind is an illusory construct that naturally arises from the chemical processes in your brain."
"Why?"
"I'm
not sure, ask God."
"Why?"
"Because he'd probably know."
"Why?"
"He supposedly knows everything."
"Why?"
"Because he was made that way."
"Why?"
"Well, uh, I'm not sure."
"Why?"
"Because I have no idea who made God."
"Why?"
"Because they don't teach that stuff in Sunday school."
"Why?"
"I guess because they don't know either."
"Why?"
"Because the notion that someone else made God shakes them to the very core."
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
Iridium.
"Why?"
"Because some people would rather not ask the tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
n"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because even the philosophers of old couldn't have answered that question."
"Why?"
"Because they didn't know everything, despite doing a pretty good job given their level of technology and lack of scientific approach."
"Why?"
"Because they didn't actually do experiments. They just thought about things and sometimes came to the wrong conclusion since they never applied it in the real world."
"Why?"
"Because it was easier maybe?
"Why?"
"Because no one likes to tackle tough
questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because they're hard to answer."
"Why?"
"Because they're tough questions."
"Why?"
"Because the questions themselves possess a quality known as "tough" which can apply to numerous things."
"Why?"
"Some philosophers would say that it's because "tough" is a universal, a class of independent entities used to explain relations of qualitative identity and resemblance among individuals. Basically, the question itself isn't inherently tough, just that it is covered by that particular universal."
"Why?"
"Because those philosophers are idiots."
"Why?"
"Because they invent entities to explain the tough questions when really you should just focus on what matters most in life."
"Why?"
"Because
talking about why this thing is orange and that thing is also orange, but that thing is red, and what does it all mean, is a waste of time."
"Why?"
"Because it has no application in real life."
"Why?"
"Because that thing is orange, end of story."
"Why?"
"Because I'm tired of discussing meta physics with you."
"Why?"
"Because you don't understand it anyway."
"Why?"
"I dunno, I guess you're stupid."
"Why?"
"You were born that way."
"Why?"
"Bad genes, I suppose."
"Why?"
"Goddamnit, just eat this granola bar!"
"Why?"
"Because it's tasty."
"Why?"
"Because it has chocolate chips and basically the same sugar content as a cookie."
"... Okay!"
I can't believe you typed all this.

Why?

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:36 pm**

who the fuck is tom riddle
King Spam.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:36 pm**

That's the best pokemon since that shoe.

which shoe?

also pokemon are pretty great. you have a keychain, a refrigerator, a floating sword, a triangle that evolved into a quadrilateral, a pumpkin, a scary tree...

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:37 pm**

I can't believe you typed all this.

Why?[/quote]
Because it's a lot of words.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:38 pm**

i just really want a bulky multiscale dragonite and heatran and then you can pretty much just put whatever else you want on my team i don't care after those two.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:38 pm**

Fuck tags.

Fuck them.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:38 pm**

I can't believe you typed all this.
Why?

Because it's a lot of words.[/quote]
... Why?

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:38 pm**

that's a lie if i can have some form of rotom on there that'd be swell.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:38 pm**

Fuck tags.

Fuck them.

Why?

I mean, yes, fuck them!

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:39 pm**

That's the best pokemon since that shoe.
which shoe?

also pokemon are pretty great. you have a keychain, a refrigerator, a floating sword, a triangle that evolved into a quadrilateral, a pumpkin, a scary tree...

Isn't there a shoe?

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:39 pm**

Shut up and eat this granola bar.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:40 pm**

Or I guess for you it would be shut up and eat this Kraft Dinner.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:40 pm**

togekiss
rotom
heatran
dragonite
something that sets up entry hazards
some mega pokemon and/or priority revenge killer

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:43 pm**

That's the best pokemon since that shoe.
which shoe?

also pokemon are pretty great. you have a keychain, a refrigerator, a floating sword, a triangle that evolved into a quadrilateral, a pumpkin, a scary tree...
Isn't there a shoe?

Google's no help! Was it all just a wonderful dream?

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:44 pm**

That's the best pokemon since that shoe.
which shoe?

also pokemon are pretty great. you have a keychain, a refrigerator, a floating sword, a triangle that evolved into a quadrilateral, a pumpkin, a scary tree...
Isn't there a shoe?

no, there's some eggs, ice cream cone, a bunch of magnets, a fry kid, a fridge/lawn mower/fan/washing machine/oven, sword, keychain, a circle, dreamwork's kung fu
panda, the pringles guy, a very scary snowflake, several racist caricatures, a gray ball with testicles, and a caterpillar with a butt for a face, but no shoes IIRC.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:46 pm**

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:05 pm**

God bless vivilions.

traded scatterbug for violet vivilions, scumbag traded violet for rare savannas, got extra Zygarde and extra Yveltal for savanna's traded Yveltal for Xerneas, fuck yeah now I only need to catch articuno and up-trade the others

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:06 pm**

Best trade fodder in the game if you have the patience to stalk GTS

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:44 pm**

Don't blame tags just cuz you're stupid.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:45 pm**

The Watchdog Forum is getting closed at midnight tonight.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:46 pm**

Stardust got too clever and figured out the Riddle / Spam connection.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:47 pm**

Stardust got too clever and figured out the Riddle / Spam connection.

I feel like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory.

"You guys are from NASA, aren't you!"

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:47 pm**

I expect an "allah ackbar" before such is over.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:48 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:49 pm**

Stardust better post all his theories before that subforum is shut down.

Posted: **Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:49 pm**

I expect an "allah ackbar" before such is over.

Your fear of me notwithstanding, I'm no terrorist.

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