Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Kaitscralt]

I heard Sephiroth hijacks the Highwind and crashes it into Aeris in FFIX/XI

[Kaitscralt]

spoiler alert

[DroppinSuga]

The blathering occurring right now is top notch.

Final Fantasy + terrorism = Pure profit.

[Kaitscralt]

So last night I signed up for the midnight prerelease tomorrow night and now I'm wondering why I did that

[Thrillho]

i'm going to be flying to vienna when midnight prerelease happens so i can't unless i want to play a bunch of austrians

[DroppinSuga]

I was going to go to Prerelease and then I realized I just don't care to go.

[Thrillho]

prereleases are insane ev.

[Kaitscralt]

I'm going to 2 and will be posting brags about each

[Thrillho]

unless you are just actually awful

[Kaitscralt]

It's just too easy winning stacks of packs at them in my area

[Kaitscralt]

I have an insane pre release record according to that stat checking site

[DroppinSuga]

My LGS is just retarded and they make most events not worth going to.

[Thrillho]

over/under, you are actually just awful.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I remember I used to like going to PRs. Then decided going out to eat with friends was more fun.

[Kaitscralt]

It's not about fun. Too much neckbeard reek for fun at a PR. It's about outplaying a bunch of people then making off into the night with your spoils.

[Thrillho]

prerelease is about building an 0-1, drop deck and going home with a significant fraction of a box of boosters in spite of that

[DroppinSuga]

over/under, you are actually just awful.

This is exactly the issue.

[Kaitscralt]

obv

[Thrillho]

it is understandable why you would not want to play in prerelease if that is the case.

[Thrillho]

waiting 5 hours to slog through a sweaty balmy room for 0 packs in prize and talking to the people who know that door of destinies was a mistake to print with slivers legal what was wizards thinking is not an ideal way to spend your day/evening/waking hours.

[imopen2]

The last two times I tried to go to the prerelease my store was out of product and there were so many fat and smelly people that you couldn't physically move around the store and you didn't want to either. I went to the RtR one and 4-0'd with a pack rat, desecration demon, double carnival hellsteed rakdos pool that made me feel bad for my opponents

[DroppinSuga]

Being in the same room for 5 hours with anyone who goes to my LGS for any amount of packs is asking a lot. If it was just lots of cash, then yes.

[Thrillho]

Being in the same room for 5 hours with anyone who goes to my LGS for any amount of packs is asking a lot. If it was just lots of cash, then yes.

packs and their contents can be exchanged for cash and other cards, which can also be exchanged for cash.

[DroppinSuga]

Being in the same room for 5 hours with anyone who goes to my LGS for any amount of packs is asking a lot. If it was just lots of cash, then yes.

packs and their contents can be exchanged for cash and other cards, which can also be exchanged for cash.

Touche.

[imopen2]

[DroppinSuga]

I'll just go with Cole and say I suck at Magic. I don't even know why I waste my money.

[Yannaria]

I might play, if not I'll be at my LGS to sit behind the counter and make fun of all the smelly fat people

[Yannaria]

mutliple nasal surgeries make magic events much more bearable

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

mutliple nasal surgeries make magic events much more bearable

and the regret of getting them sets in.

[Yannaria]

mutliple nasal surgeries make magic events much more bearable

and the regret of getting them sets in.

yes...

[Kazekirimaru]

Meow

[Kaitscralt]

kaze are you playing theros pre-release this weekend or will you be too busy stalking your ex on facebook

[Second Harkius]

god I actually read that whole thing and all it made me want was for FF10 HD to get here faster so I can see Lulu's boobs in HD

play Soul Caliber as Ivy

[Yannaria]

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[Kazekirimaru]

kaze are you playing theros pre-release this weekend or will you be too busy stalking your ex on facebook

Undecided.

[Kazekirimaru]

Heavily depends if I can play the sympathy card with my boss for another Saturday off.

"Oh plz plz I'm so sad about my wife I need to go home with pay"

[Kazekirimaru]

Not really, though.

The pay would be a bit too much...

[Kaitscralt]

nothing dims the pain like a room full of fat sweaty guys in black t shirts. you might even be able to part the sea of neckbeards and find an obese girl who ISN'T there because of her boyfriend. that could be your next wife.

[Kazekirimaru]

You make a convincing case.

[Kaitscralt]

she'll do anything you want. promise.