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Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:37 pm**

she might even be baguy's ex. where do you live.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:39 pm**

Now? Between Niles and South Bend.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:40 pm**

I haven't seen a female face other than the usual two at my LGS in almost a year. Hopes high, expectations low.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:40 pm**

Standards moderate.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:41 pm**

you need to lower them.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:42 pm**

I think I can take it down to a 4.5.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:44 pm**

how old are you again? there reaches an age where the standard will lower without you even realizing it, but i'm not sure if you're there yet.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:45 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:57 pm**

Twenty.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:11 pm**

so a guy comes home with a pig under his arm. he walks up to his wife and says, 'this is the pig i've been fucking.' she says, 'you've been fucking a pig?' he says, 'i was talking to the pig.'

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:11 pm**

CLASSIC!

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:30 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:35 pm**

Twenty.

they'll get lower in a couple years

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:35 pm**

she'll do anything you want. promise.

but she'll do it in cat ears

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:45 pm**

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases

im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:48 pm**

that woman was being a bitch to that guy

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:50 pm**

like she totally crossed the line by sarcastically offering to hand out the dude's business card. making jokes on the internet is one thing but escalating an already tense situation IRL is uncalled for

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:51 pm**

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases

im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

I like the guy in the video at the end who says "I can't believe people like you exist" as the nerd storms out of the store.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:52 pm**

that woman was being a bitch to that guy

she was unprofessional but the guy was raging pretty hard. not all people in customer service can deal with that stuff.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:52 pm**

i feel like this loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGtajCKkO0

goes to midnight prereleases

im going to a midnight one because saturday i have a wedding to go too and sunday im sure i'll be hung over

I like the guy in the video at the end who says "I can't believe people like you exist" as the nerd storms out of the store.

a true American hero.
someone should send him an invite to DTR.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:53 pm**

that woman was being a bitch to that guy
she was unprofessional but the guy was raging pretty hard. not all people in customer service can deal with that stuff.

yeah I mean the guy did start the situation. it's just hard for me to feel bad for this woman who treats a customer like that

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:54 pm**

yanni has never dealt with raging nerdscumbags

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:57 pm**

I haven't but I know I can maintain my composure better than this woman. I worked at McDonalds behind the register one time and this guy came back and slammed his tray onto the counter and demanded a refund because "the retards cooking the food forgot his pickles."
Instead of getting upset with the guy for calling my newly found friends retards, I gladly offered to make him another meal.

Posted: **Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:57 pm**

that said the guy probably just wants that girl's number because she works at gamestop and he thinks he can get that ass

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:01 am**

I'm pretty sure the guy who recorded that is skinny pete from breaking bad

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am**

although I thought the guy said "private" information but he said "public" so her sarcasm isn't exactly harmful.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am**

TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF KING'S COURT*!

Who's guilty in this situation and what price should they pay?

*An old Blathering segment I totally forgot about until now

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:05 am**

King's Court - where the scumbags and dramamoths of the Blathering thread hold court to determine the guilt or innocence of the people in an amusing news story.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:08 am**

Both guilty of douchebaggery. One-hundred years dungeon

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:12 am**

Does the court agree that charges of douchebaggery should be leveled at both people in this video?

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:12 am**

They should be sentanced to figure this out in the Nerd/Gamestop Staff pegging chamber

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:12 am**

yes they're both douchebags

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:13 am**

Douchebaggery carries several penalties ranging from a day in the stockade to banishment from the village.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:14 am**

lol she got fired
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/g ... s-viral-of

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:14 am**

I say we add the minor charge of foolishness to the guy's charges since he make a public spectacle of himself while fighting to keep his information away from the public.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:15 am**

First-degree foolishness. Carries the harshest punishments.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:16 am**

I believe the male should be sentenced to getting publicly berated at his place of employment and/or in his mother's basement in front of his D&D group.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:17 am**

First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:17 am**

We should write up a list of all potential crimes and their penalties so we have a basis to judge in future editions of King's Court.

Posted: **Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:18 am**

First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.

May I request of the court a point of reference?

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