Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Kaitscralt]

The Speakeasy

Legendary Land

T: Add 1 to your mana pool.

T: Put a bias counter on target permanent you control.

Permanents you control with a bias counter on them have Protection from Gutter and are Indestructible.

[Kaitscralt]

Xenphire, He Who Jests of Rape 1WWW

Legendary Creature - Human Neckbeard

If Xenphire would be exiled, instead exile it and it gains Suspend 6.

When Xenphire enters the battlefield, if it was suspended, it becomes Indestructible and gains Hexproof. It is Iridium in addition to its other creature types.

0: Exile Xenphire

1/5

[Pendulum]

A gentler judgment vanished from his lips. Not body's death, but body's banishment.

[iamabadman]

I have a target on my chest. May my thread be a matyr to my people.

how so?

because gutter

[Pendulum]

Ha, banishment! Be merciful, say Gutter; for exile hath more terror in his look, much more than Gutter. Say not banishment.

[Second Harkius]

Few come within the compass of their Curse.

[Thrillho]

Common Stereotype 1U
Sorcery
Name a spell type. Spells and permanents of the chosen type have protection from Iridium until the end of the game.

[Pendulum]

Not poppy, nor mandragora, nor all the drowsy syrups of the world will ever med'cine thee to that sweet sleep thou owed'st yesterday.

[Pendulum]

Breaking out into Shakespeare while hiding from the heat in the air-conditioned closet at work is probably going to be the highlight of my day.

[Thrillho]

Warden of Salvation 1WU
Creature -- Human Cleric
Defender
Whenever Warden of Salvation blocks Mean Words, exile it.
When Moral Compass enters the battlefield, if Warden of Salvation is exiled, put it onto the battlefield.
0/9

[Kaitscralt]

I miss Rai

He did change his avatar (here) to please you better, don't be so harsh on him

The most of excess and the best of it here.

[Thrillho]

Moral Compass 2
Artifact
Opponents cannot cast spells with Gutter in their name.
Creatures with Gutter in their name cannot attack or block.

[Pendulum]

Few come within the compass of their Curse.

This one's brilliant, by the way. I already thanked for the post but just wanted to say it's a wonderful statement. Not everyday do you get such a good spam-chain quoting Titus Andronicus.

[Second Harkius]

Few come within the compass of their Curse.

This one's brilliant, by the way. I already thanked for the post but just wanted to say it's a wonderful statement. Not everyday do you get such a good spam-chain quoting Titus Andronicus.

I'm just glad someone got it.

[imopen2]

Can you guys stop sucking eachothers' dicks? It's making it a lot harder for me to rape you

[Col. Khaddafi]

I really enjoyed this set of custom cards that Cole posted.

[Pendulum]

Can you guys stop sucking eachothers' dicks? It's making it a lot harder for me to rape you

l2rapebetter

[Stardust]

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[( G_R )]

[Pendulum]

Poor Dusty. I know that feel, bro, I know that feel.

[imopen2]

I would free rape the shit out of her

[rezombad]

Stardust can you throw a spoiler on that real quick please? I'm at the office

[Kaitscralt]

weird face

[Kaitscralt]

Stardust can you throw a spoiler on that real quick please? I'm at the office

done

[imopen2]

weird face

Throw a mask on it

[Pendulum]

Stardust can you throw a spoiler on that real quick please? I'm at the office

Yeah I opened this tag with like 6 people in the office, it was awesome. Not mad, you understand, all adults and everything; now they're discussing how often I'm dl'ing pr0n on the work computer.

[Kaitscralt]

weird face

Throw a mask on it

doable

[Thrillho]

Good Humor 8WUB
Instant
Creatures you control gain all abilities until end of turn.
If Warden of Salvation is on the battlefield, this spell is uncounterable.

[Thrillho]

Bad Taste 1WB
Instant
Creatures your opponents control lose all abilities and cannot attack or block until end of turn.
If you control Warden of Salvation, this spell is uncounterable.

[Stardust]

[Thrillho]

Defer Responsibility 2W
Instant
Target blocking creature blocks another target attacking creature instead.
Draw a card.

[Thrillho]

Deny Reality 3UB
Sorcery
Cascade
Return target permanent to its owners hand.

[Kaitscralt]

Take It Up With Admin 3WW

Instant

If an attacking creature was unblocked this turn, prevent all combat damage and gain life equal to the number of unblocked creatures. If you control a creature named Talore the Pagan, search your library for an Admin card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

[Kaitscralt]

Talore the Pagan GW

Legendary Creature - Human Iridium Neckbeard

Talore the Pagan cannot block creatures with power greater than 2.

2/1

[Thrillho]

Mixed Messages 4WU
Sorcery
When Mixed Messages is cast, choose Artifact, Creature, Enchantment, Instant, or Sorcery.
Spells of the chosen type cannot be cast until the beginning of your next upkeep, then exile Mixed Messages and it gains Suspend 3.

[Kaitscralt]

Foxfire 2WW

Sorcery

Kicker: Exile a card named Curse Leak from your graveyard.

Destroy all creatures. If Foxfire was kicked, instead regenerate each creature you control and then destroy all Gutter creatures.

[Thrillho]

Character Assassination 1B
Sorcery
Target creature without defender becomes a 0/1 Troll and loses all abilities until end of turn.
If The Gutter is in any graveyard, destroy that creature instead.

[Thrillho]

Admin's Legacy WW
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures without defender lose all abilities.

[Kaitscralt]

Curse Leak 1U

Sorcery

Draw three cards, then discard three cards unless you discard a card named Curse Leak. Then reveal your hand.

[imopen2]

I think you guys saved this blathering iteration with the last couple pages