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Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:46 am**

so meta

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:55 am**

i see you FOS
going X-2 and lying to your mom about winning the FNM
going X-2 and lyng to your mom about winning the FNM

lol

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:40 pm**

I follow a couple MTG-related twitter accounts that would make fine dtr members if only they spoke English.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:43 pm**

bring them anyways, foreign sub-forum

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:55 pm**

Yeah, we don't have the MTGS anal retention about foreign languages (see the speakeasy drama about the Cuban room, plus the hilarious Teita drama)

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:53 pm**

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:14 pm**

I went 27 years without ever eating or entering a taco bell, after Belza flew the coop I started occasionally hanging out with my old friends again who are still washing dishes and walking around and eating Taco Bell every day, so now I have been subjected to the TB

As a chicken quesadilla lover, it's fine for that and only that

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:16 pm**

By 27 years I mean literally, no brags as I have had long stretches of fast food loving, just no interest in taco bell

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:28 pm**

Just trying to be welcoming to our foreign friends.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:34 pm**

So, on the bus this morning, the young woman sitting next to me had a book open, and the chapter was titled, ' The Real Truth Behind The "Jews" '.

I can assume thusly:

1) she's an African American Jew
2) she's an African American Nazi
3) she's an African American college student
4) she's an African American who likes reading non-fiction

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:35 pm**

Just trying to be welcoming to our foreign friends.

everything's about me

me, me, me!

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:36 pm**

"Jews"

Obviously you asked her which one she was, so just tell us already.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:36 pm**

I'm leaning towards #2

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:37 pm**

leaning towards because I leaned on her and saw a swastika tattoo behind her ear

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:38 pm**

Are you posting more now that Spam's back...

a) because your post count feels threatened.
b) because you have someone to impress.
c) because his spam inspires you to be a better person.
d) because you're trying to save the site by drowning out his shit.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:39 pm**

invisible bahamut answer

it's in my nature

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:40 pm**

e) I always post this much, but you're noticing now because your boyfriend Spam is back so you're around again.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:43 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:43 pm**

I don't know what I hate more. Spam's spam or the fact that it's working.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:44 pm**

Time to dust this girl! Lets get a short visit to the air compressor.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:55 pm**

"Maintenance is over. Thank you for your patience."

You're welcome.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:55 pm**

Did you seriously just dust off the computer?

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:04 pm**

I went 27 years without ever eating or entering a taco bell, after Belza flew the coop I started occasionally hanging out with my old friends again who are still washing dishes and walking around and eating Taco Bell every day, so now I have been subjected to the TB

As a chicken quesadilla lover, it's fine for that and only that

No crunchwrap?

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:06 pm**

I'm more of a homemade taco boy

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:07 pm**

I avoid eating Taco Bell, it's not the worst fast food but something about eating it seems so wrong when I can get much better

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:07 pm**

Did you seriously just dust off the computer?

Maintenance is him sneaking into utility room and hitting things with a wrench
, THEN dusting off computer

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:09 pm**

I'm more of a homemade taco boy

Me too. All i eat from tb is chicken quesadillas and crunchwrap supremes. The crunchwrap is suprisingly hard to duplicate well.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:10 pm**

I avoid eating Taco Bell, it's not the worst fast food but something about eating it seems so wrong when I can get much better

I avoid talking to Lord_Mcdonalds, he's not the worst poster but something about reading his posts seems so wrong when I can read much better.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:10 pm**

I'll try it next time, I'm not that much of a snob

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:11 pm**

I mean you just have to remind yourself its a crunchwrap supreme and that doesnt count as mexican food so dont expect mexican food.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:12 pm**

It's like there are chicken nuggets, and there are chicken mcnuggets. They are def not the same.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:12 pm**

Waiting for impending Cole commentary about Taco Bell

after all, it's not a 17 dollar sandwich with a complimentary pickle

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:13 pm**

Cole had a much better burrito with the same ingredients plus a sprig of parsley for 23.99.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:14 pm**

The lighting in the burrito shack was exquisite.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:15 pm**

he declined the side of Cole slaw

:fourhorsemenoftheapocalypse:

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:37 pm**

Did you seriously just dust off the computer?

I had to bring him to the compressor room though.

With this said I put him in a brand new rack too so there's that

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:38 pm**

Is it made of 100% pure rack-like material?

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:39 pm**

Did you seriously just dust off the computer?
Maintenance is him sneaking into utility room and hitting things with a wrench
, THEN dusting off computer

I mean, those assholes who slighted me a few years ago at work shouldn't get scot-free, should they?

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:39 pm**

Is it made of 100% pure rack-like material?

yup full stainless-steel material.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:44 pm**

Fancy

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