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Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:22 pm**

sure thing son. just remember the quote in my sig...

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:31 pm**

Why would we even try to ban k8? You can't buy antagonism that entertaining. Trolling is a art.

Will probably grab the sword, Valhalla, today's a great day to die. Will let you guys know what happens Sunday after the session. Rolling up a summoner or druid now as backup.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:32 pm**

I do accept donations.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:37 pm**

I agree with everyone else. Come home with sword in hand or don't come home at all.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:38 pm**

I do accept donations.

That's all i've got at the moment.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:39 pm**

additionally, you must be responsible for at least 1 party member's death, after taking possession of the sword, before you can return home.

because YRPGCOLO

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:40 pm**

Pick it up. Because you'll always wonder what would've happened otherwise.

Why bother reading through multiple posts of dross and butthurt when you can just hide a user's posts? best feature ever.

Holy shit greatest invention ever.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:42 pm**

Madding's my favorite poster. He's the one poster on this site that has people imitating his style.

Scrumper is a close second. I wonder where that guy went? I wonder if he finally won his FNM and went on to live the baller life.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:42 pm**

Scrumper went to 'nam with CK.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:54 pm**

mad·ding
ˈmadiNG/
adjectiveliterary
1.
acting madly; frenzied.
2.
maddening.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:55 pm**

My favorite poster is easily Khaos. Thirst at a reasonable second.

Also, RB is cool. The rakdos deck that's been brewed here would be tier 1 with scrylands.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:57 pm**

I try to post like Khaos when at all possible, but neither my wallet nor my liver can afford to get quite on his level.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:00 pm**

Getting on Khaos's level is always fine when done recklessly.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:01 pm**

I try not to post, in hopes that people won't notice me lurking. Then I blow my cover and post 10 times in a row about something someone said that I thought was funny.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:04 pm**

It doesn't help that I frequently uncork my hooch bottle when SM is around.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:13 pm**

It doesn't help that I frequently uncork my hooch bottle when SM is around.

That sounded incredibly dirty. Pardon me while I go hose off.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:16 pm**

My favorite poster is easily Khaos. Thirst at a reasonable second.

Also, RB is cool. The rakdos deck that's been brewed here would be tier 1 with scrylands.

Nobody asked you!

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:16 pm**

I am my favorite poster, mostly because I have no modesty, and my self doubt is limited to only self destructive purposes. Also I am drunk and posting here way more than people would guess. Saddly not khaos levels, not since I got out of the military.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:22 pm**

You need a drink

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:32 pm**

According to my calculations, everyone loves a red mage

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:49 pm**

Your calculations are way off.

There was a mono blue devotion player at FNM crying about losing two straight matches to mono red and going off about how it's such a stupid strategy that does nothing but turn dudes sideways and takes no skill whatsoever. He was VERY sour.

Blue mage tears are the best tears.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:50 pm**

And yes I understand your comment was tongue-in-cheek.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:00 pm**

Of course blue mage tears are the most delicious, even their mana symbols are tears. MUD is all about gathering up as many tears as possible so it's opponent may drink deeply of them.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:06 pm**

Hams lady was very excited to find out I was in the air force; mostly so we could talk about how not weird it is to chug large quantities of water and/or eat lots of food and be ready to go for a 2 mile jog.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:08 pm**

Your calculations are way off.

There was a mono blue devotion player at FNM crying about losing two straight matches to mono red and going off about how it's such a stupid strategy that does nothing but turn dudes sideways and takes no skill whatsoever. He was VERY sour.

Blue mage tears are the best tears.

>mono blue devotion
>does nothing but turn dudes sideways
>very sour

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:09 pm**

Blue mage tears are only delicious because they are rare. Rare for different reasons than Red or Black tears are, but rare nonetheless.

Green mages cry at anything, though.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:15 pm**

Mephistopheles and Asmodeus are both major demons with strong ties to deception. The clear answer is that everything you know about the sword is a lie and/or illusion, it's clearly not even cursed. /badadviceduck

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:15 pm**

If any other player or the DM says otherwise, start shrieking in Latin.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:28 pm**

Hams lady was very excited to find out I was in the air force; mostly so we could talk about how not weird it is to chug large quantities of water and/or eat lots of food and be ready to go for a 2 mile jog.

It was a strange scene, the three of us eating a plate of GP day 2 breakfast bacon.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:42 pm**

Hams lady was very excited to find out I was in the air force; mostly so we could talk about how not weird it is to chug large quantities of water and/or eat lots of food and be ready to go for a 2 mile jog.
It was a strange scene, the three of us eating a plate of GP day 2 breakfast bacon.

Wish I could have been there. Mainly for the bacon.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:02 pm**

I for one didn't know that paleo muffins where a thing. I was also disapointed that Ham wasn't actually a cat.

Posted: **Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:15 pm**

My felines on the matter are mixed

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Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:02 am**

Looking for reviewers for my latest CFB article. Want to have it submitted by Friday, so PM me if you're available to review.

Arrigato.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:30 am**

Guys, if you don't hear from me after this, send help o.o
I am currently drinking a can of self-heating hot cocoa made in malaysia...

Why do I do these things to myself?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:42 am**

Blue mage tears are only delicious because they are rare. Rare for different reasons than Red or Black tears are, but rare nonetheless.

Green mages cry at anything, though.

Blue Mage tears are best Boiled.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:52 am**

I could give you a review but I doubt that you respect my opinion that much anymore and can't blame you for that.
I'm filthy, filthy casual now.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:54 am**

Nasty Yarpus

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