Dies to Removal

That reminds me to finish doing my taxes.

madding. the things i do.

did you kill another meth hooker in the pumpkin patch

you did, didn't you

no, this time it was a coke whore in the briar patch

damn it, they're not your ex, you leave those hookers alone

im using thier fat like swiss cheese and masturbating with it.


btw thats a real thing. thier is a guy in philly who uses swiss to jerk off

I thought you were going to say "hooker fat". Was disappointed.

im using thier fat like swiss cheese and masturbating with it.


btw thats a real thing. thier is a guy in philly who uses swiss to jerk off

and that guy is you

did you kill another meth hooker in the pumpkin patch

Ah, but was it a sincere pumpkin patch?

I'm rich! I'm independently wealthy! I'm comfortably well-off!

Now every time I read your posts I'm gonna think of daffy duck

Wabbit season!

So a man walks into a bar. No one is there. Even the bartender is missing! Guy takes a seat thinking the bartender must have just stepped into the back for a minute.

Suddenly he hears a voice! "Hey man, that's a really nice shirt!"

The guy whirls around, but no one is there. He frowns and looks around, then hears, "And that tie? Seriously classy. I dig your style, man."

At this point he's standing up and checking behind the bar, under tables, then he hears, "Seriously, you just seem like a really nice guy, you know? Someone that anyone would want to be friends with. Really."

The guy just blinks, totally confused, then the bartender comes back. He says, "Sorry, I was in the back room. What can I get for you?"

"Umm, I'll have a beer," says the guy, sitting down again. As the bartender serves it up the guy asks, "Hey, while you were gone I kept hearing this
voice saying really nice things about me. I couldn't figure out what was going on."

"Oh that! Yeah, the peanuts here are complimentary."

So a man walks into a bar. No one is there. Even the bartender is missing! Guy takes a seat thinking the bartender must have just stepped into the back for a minute.

Suddenly he hears a voice! "Hey man, that's a really nice shirt!"

The guy whirls around, but no one is there. He frowns and looks around, then hears, "And that tie? Seriously classy. I dig your style, man."

At this point he's standing up and checking behind the bar, under tables, then he hears, "Seriously, you just seem like a really nice guy, you know? Someone that anyone would want to be friends with. Really."

The guy just blinks, totally confused, then the bartender comes back. He says, "Sorry, I was in the back room. What can I get for you?"

"
Umm, I'll have a beer," says the guy, sitting down again. As the bartender serves it up the guy asks, "Hey, while you were gone I kept hearing this voice saying really nice things about me. I couldn't figure out what was going on."

"Oh that! Yeah, the peanuts here are complimentary."

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

why do I not want to know why you are asking this?

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

do you work at gamestop

Also russian circles was fucking awesome live

would see again

i'm an ass man

bewp bewp

I too am one


You either got it or you don't

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

How do you inadvertantly commit fraud?

Would the question be better worded as: "Has anyone else done something that they later discovered to be fraud?"?

Yeah that.

i'm an ass man

bewp bewp

wwe memes on facebook

Yeah that.

What'd you do? Blather me a yarn, spin that yarn into a tale and then tell the tale surreptitiously as we are dealing with matters most grave.

fans are letting me down tonight. i wanted loud cm punk chants, but not so much

fans are letting me down tonight. i wanted loud cm punk chants, but not so much

get more extension cords to plug in more fans.

go home rambo, you're drunk

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

only wittingly

I might be later, but now I'm blathering

tired

I wrote a check once. It had no funds. That count?

ok

Back to being colder than Eskimo pussy

You're kidding, right? That's the only warm thing they've got!

*Google search Eskimo pr0n*

Nah, JK, I'm at work.

Totally googling that tonight at home, though.

You're kidding, right? That's the only warm thing they've got!

And it's still frigid

Migrates servers.
New server goes down during largest DDoS in history.

Migrates servers.
New server goes down during largest DDoS in history.

its up for me