Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Kaitscralt]

Admin's Glory WW

Legendary Enchantment

All Iridium are 0/9 Defenders that are Indestructible.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I expect this set to have art now.

[Thrillho]

Xenphire's Bane 1U
Instant
Counter target spell cast from exile. If a creature spell was countered this way, you may put it onto the battlefield under your control.

[Kazekirimaru]

I see you guys are hard at work today.

[Thrillho]

Poor Judgment 3B
Sorcery
Creatures your opponents control get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Troll creatures you control.

[Kazekirimaru]

I see you guys are hard at work today.

Wow, that sentence can be taken so many different ways.

[Kaitscralt]

Mask of Madding 3

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equip 1

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has Protection from Defenders.

When equipped creature dies, put a 0/1 Gimmick token onto the battlefield.

[Thrillho]

Harkius' Blessing 1WWRR
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures with Like counters on them must attack each turn if able.
Creatures with defender have protection from creatures with Like counters on them.
1WW: Put a Like counter on target creature.

[Pendulum]

I see you guys are hard at work today.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the internet.

[Kaitscralt]

Forums are Life WWBB

Sorcery

Return all Iridium, Admin, Troll, and Gutter creatures to the battlefield tapped under their owners control.

[Thrillho]

Dwell on the Drama BBBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a creature with defender enters the battlefield, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a creature with defender activates an ability, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a Troll creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Sacrifice Dwell on the Drama: Put an X/X Black Zombie Troll creature token with deathtouch onto the battlefield. X is equal to the number of drama counters on Dwell on the Drama.

[Kaitscralt]

Access Mask 7

Artifact

As an additional cost to cast Access Mask, exile a Gutter or Troll creature you control, then put a 0/1 Gimmick token onto the battlefield.

All Gimmicks get +7/+7.

[Pendulum]

You guys should at least be adding a little flavor text.

[Kaitscralt]

The Swing of the Pendulum 1WB

Instant

Destroy target Troll or Iridium, then regenerate another target Troll or Iridium.

"You guys should at least be adding a little flavor text."

[Pendulum]

Holy shit I'm borked.

[iamabadman]

I see you guys are hard at work today.

only when the lady who owns the house is semi cute


like today the lady was semicute

[Stardust]

[( G_R )]

Hi Gals,

I was wondering if you could check out my permissions. I'm trying to appeal to my recent access mask from the Speakeasy, but apparently something is wrong and I can only see my own posts, all eight of them. I've seen admins online all day, and people reading the thread, but I can't see their posts.

It's been almost 24 hours since I first posted, and a whole day of forum enjoyment has been lost on my part. Please let me know if you find anything strange.

Thank you.

Man, I hope this gets fixed soon.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I think you guys saved this blathering iteration with the last couple pages

wholeheartedly agree

[Checkbox]

omg Deny Reality was my Breaking Point

[Corruption Watch]

I'll Contact Hannes [mana]1u[/mana]

Enchantment

Players skip their untap steps.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice I'll Contact Hannes unless you pay [mana]U[/mana].

[DroppinSuga]

Tonight on Corruption Watch:

Dear Idontdietoremoval,

You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
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Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
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In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.

If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator via the PM system.

All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums

[Second Harkius]

Tonight on Corruption Watch:

Dear Idontdietoremoval,

You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
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Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
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In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.

If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator
via the PM system.

All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums

Spam account? Are they accusing you of being me?

[Second Harkius]

Users browsing this forum: Slammu, Spambolic and 0 guests

[Slammu]

What I'm finding interesting about the comparison is that the two issues are not so divergent as a casual observer might think. Hell, you can't go on an LGBTQQIA website (outside of pancake sites like Playground) without hitting an "I was raped" thread, and the sense that makes is not something most people consider. It does make sense, though, when you're in a sexual/gender minority the gravity of rape takes on a much more serious tone, and the care and concern others in that community show for victims of the act is a staggeringly beautific thing I think everyone should witness.

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up
claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.

[Kazekirimaru]

Tonight on Corruption Watch:

Dear Idontdietoremoval,

You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
-------
Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
-------

In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.

If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator
via the PM system.

All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums

How dare you claim to be Corruption Watch.

[Corruption Watch]

Tonight on Corruption Watch...

[Corruption Watch]

(I don't actually have any new corruption to report. I just felt like saying the line.)

[DroppinSuga]

If Corruption Watch doesn't object, I think I'm fine.

[Corruption Watch]

Users browsing this forum: Corruption Watch and 1 guest

Better not do anything corrupt, guest. I'm watching.

[DroppinSuga]

Guest is Galspanic looking for people to ban over on Sally. Asshole.

[Pendulum]

Hey, Corruption Watch, got a question for you while you're here. Since you changed your name I'm trying to find a new nickname for you (never needed one for vigilante because that name already ends in an 'e' sound)... you okay with "Watchy"?

[Corruption Watch]

Watchy is fine, Pendy.

[DroppinSuga]

Can I be Sugary?

[Corruption Watch]

Guest is Galspanic looking for people to ban over on Sally. Asshole.

Hahaha, you cray cray. Gals doesn't read this site, remember?

You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.

[Corruption Watch]

I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.

[Kazekirimaru]

Scralty, pendy, watchy...

You guys are as original as ABC Family.

[Corruption Watch]

You secure that shit, Kazekirimaru-y.

[iamabadman]

i'm 'personal jesus and one man bukkake machine'

[Pendulum]

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.

Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.